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Most low-ranking [[geek]]s that run on dial up speed will tell you that Intel chips are [[shit]], and that AMD chips are the way to go. However, none of them have any idea why that is. Experts have recently discovered that [[AMD]] chips are actually Intel chips with go-faster stripes painted down the sides. However, Dicks are good. | Most low-ranking [[geek]]s that run on dial up speed will tell you that Intel chips are [[shit]], and that AMD chips are the way to go. However, none of them have any idea why that is. Experts have recently discovered that [[AMD]] chips are actually Intel chips with go-faster stripes painted down the sides. However, Dicks are good. | ||
Intel chips are widely recognised as being resposible for 99% of housefires in the whole world, this is because they were built by engineers who [[fap| jerk off]] to clock speeds. [[Protip]], if you don't know what "clock speed" is, you're probably too [[retard| normal]] to be here, go and watch some [[pron]] or something | |||
'''ALSO SEE:''' [[Monopoly]] | '''ALSO SEE:''' [[Monopoly]] | ||
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Revision as of 16:10, 9 August 2011
Intel makes computer parts with little stickers on them that say "Intel Inside." The sticker prompted a slew of spoofs, including "Intel Outside," "Satan Inside," and "Windows Vista Capable."
Intel caused a panic towards the end of the nineties by inventing the Pentium 3, a chip that would send your phone number to the Mafia, but they repaired their reputation by hiring the Blue Man Group, industry leaders in IT consultancy and face-painting.
Most low-ranking geeks that run on dial up speed will tell you that Intel chips are shit, and that AMD chips are the way to go. However, none of them have any idea why that is. Experts have recently discovered that AMD chips are actually Intel chips with go-faster stripes painted down the sides. However, Dicks are good.
Intel chips are widely recognised as being resposible for 99% of housefires in the whole world, this is because they were built by engineers who jerk off to clock speeds. Protip, if you don't know what "clock speed" is, you're probably too normal to be here, go and watch some pron or something
ALSO SEE: Monopoly