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Isabella Loretta Janke: Difference between revisions
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|description='''Isabella Loretta Janke''' is a degenerate [[butterface]] [[/b/tard]] who enjoys harassing lol-cows... while herself being a [[lolcow]] of epic proportions. Being a genius [[hacker|L33T h4x0r]], Isabella named her trollsona "Bella" and managed to get herself doxxed almost immediately by [[basement-dwellers]] from [[Kiwi Farms]]. Sweet, [[ugly|crusty]] Isabella has achieved her goal of becoming internet-famous not by becoming THE GREATEST [[TROLL]] OF ALL TIME but as a disgusting, ugly bitch who receives nothing but ridicule from everyone. | |description='''Isabella Loretta Janke''' is a degenerate [[butterface]] [[/b/tard]] who enjoys harassing lol-cows... while herself being a [[lolcow]] of epic proportions. Being a genius [[hacker|L33T h4x0r]], Isabella named her trollsona "Bella" and managed to get herself doxxed almost immediately by [[basement-dwellers]] from [[Kiwi Farms]]. Sweet, [[ugly|crusty]] Isabella has achieved her goal of becoming internet-famous not by becoming THE GREATEST [[TROLL]] OF ALL TIME but as a disgusting, ugly bitch who receives nothing but ridicule from everyone. | ||
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[[File:isabellajanketoefungus.jpg|thumb|World's greatest troll's toe fungus]] | [[File:isabellajanketoefungus.jpg|thumb|World's greatest troll's toe fungus]] | ||
She also is a /[[pol]]/tard, which is ironic, because she's half [[spic|latino]] herself through her mother, and her best <s>friend</s> simp Louis is Indonesian. | She also is a /[[pol]]/tard, which is ironic, because she's half [[spic|latino]] herself through her mother, and her best <s>friend</s> simp Louis is Indonesian. The new face of [[white supremacy]] everyone. | ||
==Similarities to Chris-Chan== | ==Similarities to Chris-Chan== | ||
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== Animal abuse == | == Animal abuse == | ||
She has adopted a cat in 2020 just to torture it and force it to drink toilet water. She also overfed him so she could post the pictures on [[reddit|r/chonkers]], and fed him foods that made the cat fart a lot | She has adopted a cat in 2020 just to torture it and force it to drink toilet water. She also overfed him so she could post the pictures on [[reddit|r/chonkers]], and fed him foods that made the cat fart a lot because she had a fart fetish. | ||
She also boils hamsters alive. | She also boils hamsters alive. | ||
[[File:Animalabuse.png|thumb|center]] | [[File:Animalabuse.png|thumb|center]] | ||
She has | She has "rescued" a dog named Max only to give him pneumonia, paw infection, and "more than eight diseases" from her filthier than 14BC apartment. Max was the dog that helped us track this bitch and the rest of her animal abuser crew. Rest in power good boy | ||
[[File:Goodboi.png|center]] | [[File:Goodboi.png|center]] | ||
== The "chess club" discord server == | == The "chess club" discord server == | ||
[[File:chess club.jpg|thumb|right|Members of the chess club. White supremacists without even one [[white]] person]] | [[File:chess club.jpg|thumb|right|Members of the chess club. White supremacists without even one [[white]] person]] | ||
There has been two confirmed [[chess]]-club [[discord]] servers, however these discord channels have nothing to do with the actual chess club of Texas Tech University, but rather a [[cult|cult-like]] hellhole of animal torture, blackmail, and manipulation by Bella and her simps. | There has been two confirmed [[chess]]-club [[discord]] servers, however, these discord channels have nothing to do with the actual chess club of Texas Tech University, but rather a [[cult|cult-like]] hellhole of animal torture, blackmail, and manipulation by Bella and her simps. | ||
The first chess club was banned after they spammed gore inside it and self-reported it. In the second chess club discord server, they have | The first chess club was banned after they spammed gore inside it and self-reported it. In the second chess club discord server, they have engaged in: | ||
* recording others without their permission as [[blackmail]] | * recording others without their permission as [[blackmail]] | ||
* driving a [[FTM]] student to suicide | * driving a [[FTM]] student to suicide | ||
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[https://files.catbox.moe/wl1u6e.zip You can read the leaked archives of the chess club discord server here] | [https://files.catbox.moe/wl1u6e.zip You can read the leaked archives of the chess club discord server here] | ||
The second one actually drew the attention of the on-campus police, however our [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] simp Louis took all of the blame for her booger-in-vagina queen and got expelled. Bella has not received any repercussion for her actions ''yet''. | The second one actually drew the attention of the on-campus police, however, our [[Indonesia|Indonesian]] simp Louis took all of the blame for her booger-in-vagina queen and got expelled. Bella has not received any repercussion for her actions ''yet''. | ||
== Contact with Chris Chan == | == Contact with Chris Chan == | ||
[[File:Stealmoney.png|thumb|right|She stole money from Chris]] | [[File:Stealmoney.png|thumb|right|She stole money from Chris]] | ||
She has made contact with Preator and [[Chris Chan]] somewhere in [[2020]]. She has admitted to [[stealing|stealing money]] from Chris. Her strategy was to manipulate another autist named Fiona, who was unironically interested in becoming the boyfriend-free girl for Chris Chan. She wanted her and Chris to go to | She has made contact with Preator and [[Chris Chan]] somewhere in [[2020]]. She has admitted to [[stealing|stealing money]] from Chris. Her strategy was to manipulate another autist named Fiona, who was unironically interested in becoming the boyfriend-free girl for Chris Chan. She wanted her and Chris to go to Pony-Con together and have sex so she could later blackmail them. | ||
Her final goal was to get Chris to [[an hero|kill himself]] for her own psychopathic enjoyment. Also, she allegedly was the one who told Chris to fuck his mom. | Her final goal was to get Chris to [[an hero|kill himself]] for her own psychopathic enjoyment. Also, she allegedly was the one who told Chris to fuck his mom. | ||
This is extremely ironic, as she is even worse than [[Chris Chan]]. She also suffers from DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, can't stop sharing embarrassing info about herself online | This is extremely ironic, as she is even worse than [[Chris Chan]]. She also suffers from DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, can't stop sharing embarrassing info about herself online and lives in filth worse than the 14BC hoard (For what we know, Chandler dogs didn't die due to paw infection and 9 concurrent diseases). | ||
At least Chris doesn't boil hamsters alive for fun | At least Chris doesn't boil hamsters alive for fun or conspire to make others kill themselves, which makes Chris saner and better than booger-in-cunt Bella. | ||
== Online attentionwhoring == | == Online attentionwhoring == | ||
Naturally being a [[No girls on the internet|girl on the internet]] and also having some sort of [[narcissist|Cluster B personality disorder]] and zero internet literacy, she couldn't help herself but | Naturally being a [[No girls on the internet|girl on the internet]] and also having some sort of [[narcissist|Cluster B personality disorder]] and zero internet literacy, she couldn't help herself but attention-whore using her [[aids|herpes]]-riddled face online. | ||
=== Reddit Cringe === | === Reddit Cringe === | ||
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=== Other reddit shenanigans === | === Other reddit shenanigans === | ||
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File:sociopath.png|Bella admits to | File:sociopath.png|Bella admits to being a [[sociopath]], of course. | ||
File:foreshadowing.png|Oh, the foreshadowing. | File:foreshadowing.png|Oh, the foreshadowing. | ||
File:apustaja.png|Not surprising considering her abhorrent hygiene | File:apustaja.png|Not surprising considering her abhorrent hygiene | ||
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=== Sister getting kicked out for a cat sob story === | === Sister getting kicked out for a cat sob story === | ||
She has claimed that her sister was kicked out due to a cat, however the details between the | She has claimed that her sister was kicked out due to a cat, however, the details between the Reddit posts don't match. Plus, her grandfather's obituary and her entitled narcissistic personality point to her being an only child. | ||
[[File:BellaSobstory.png|thumb|center|Does she have a sister? Also | [[File:BellaSobstory.png|thumb|center|Does she have a sister? Also "cleaning" after her with the state of her own apartment? Nope, I don't believe it chief]] | ||
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== Glowie parents == | == Glowie parents == | ||
Her father worked in the [[Navy Seals]] | Her father worked in the [[Navy Seals]] but unfortunately couldn't use some of his gorilla warfare toughness on his brat of a daughter. | ||
Her mother is also a former secret service worker and psychologist for violence and criminals. Oh, the irony. | Her mother is also a former secret service worker and psychologist for violence and criminals. Oh, the irony. | ||
Revision as of 18:36, 8 August 2021
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Isabella Loretta Janke (Also known as "Bella", "Bella Janke" and "Kelly Osborn") is a degenerate butterface /b/tard who enjoys harassing lol-cows... while herself being a lolcow of epic proportions. Being a genius L33T h4x0r, Isabella named her trollsona "Bella" and managed to get herself doxxed almost immediately by basement-dwellers from Kiwi Farms. Sweet, crusty Isabella has achieved her goal of becoming internet-famous not by becoming THE GREATEST TROLL OF ALL TIME but as a disgusting, ugly bitch who receives nothing but ridicule from everyone. Crusty Cunt was born to a former Navy SEAL named Mike Janke who owns a tech company but somehow failed to teach his retard daughter OPSEC. Meanwhile, her step-mother Mary Beth is a psychologist who twiddles her thumbs while an autistic psychopath runs around her college campus bringing embarrassment to everyone to associates with her. ILJ once was a member of the Sneed house on campus at Texas Tech University but was too cringe for incel Super Smash Brothers fanboys
She also is a /pol/tard, which is ironic, because she's half latino herself through her mother, and her best friend simp Louis is Indonesian. The new face of white supremacy everyone.
Similarities to Chris-Chan
- unhygienic
- hideous
- have no future
- mentally incompetent
- room temperature IQ
- shitty parenting
- unrestricted access to the internet as a child
- awful clothing choices
- greasy
- incest fetish
- garbage tier artistic endeavors
- love quest
- shits themselves
Arguably, ILJ is worse than Chris as at least the man is not into shotacon or animal abuse. Absolute degeneracy. We at the Encyclopedia Dramatica suggest an heroing to the subject of this article to remove herself from the gene pool.
Sex perversion and pedophilia
She has called herself a lolicon (pedophile for very young girls) online multiple times. Her former reddit account was even banned for it.
Also she can't get hard unless she thinks about men stroking cats.
Her complete list of degeneracies run very deep, she also has an animal fart fetish, shit fetish, guro and gore fetish and comments creepily on pictures of children in swimsuits, and god knows what else that hasn't been uncovered. More proof that Bella Janke needs to be put down for the better good of everyone.
Animal abuse
She has adopted a cat in 2020 just to torture it and force it to drink toilet water. She also overfed him so she could post the pictures on r/chonkers, and fed him foods that made the cat fart a lot because she had a fart fetish.
She also boils hamsters alive.
She has "rescued" a dog named Max only to give him pneumonia, paw infection, and "more than eight diseases" from her filthier than 14BC apartment. Max was the dog that helped us track this bitch and the rest of her animal abuser crew. Rest in power good boy
The "chess club" discord server
There has been two confirmed chess-club discord servers, however, these discord channels have nothing to do with the actual chess club of Texas Tech University, but rather a cult-like hellhole of animal torture, blackmail, and manipulation by Bella and her simps.
The first chess club was banned after they spammed gore inside it and self-reported it. In the second chess club discord server, they have engaged in:
- recording others without their permission as blackmail
- driving a FTM student to suicide
- animal torture
- posting gore of non-white people
You can read the leaked archives of the chess club discord server here
The second one actually drew the attention of the on-campus police, however, our Indonesian simp Louis took all of the blame for her booger-in-vagina queen and got expelled. Bella has not received any repercussion for her actions yet.
Contact with Chris Chan
She has made contact with Preator and Chris Chan somewhere in 2020. She has admitted to stealing money from Chris. Her strategy was to manipulate another autist named Fiona, who was unironically interested in becoming the boyfriend-free girl for Chris Chan. She wanted her and Chris to go to Pony-Con together and have sex so she could later blackmail them.
Her final goal was to get Chris to kill himself for her own psychopathic enjoyment. Also, she allegedly was the one who told Chris to fuck his mom.
This is extremely ironic, as she is even worse than Chris Chan. She also suffers from DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, can't stop sharing embarrassing info about herself online and lives in filth worse than the 14BC hoard (For what we know, Chandler dogs didn't die due to paw infection and 9 concurrent diseases). At least Chris doesn't boil hamsters alive for fun or conspire to make others kill themselves, which makes Chris saner and better than booger-in-cunt Bella.
Online attentionwhoring
Naturally being a girl on the internet and also having some sort of Cluster B personality disorder and zero internet literacy, she couldn't help herself but attention-whore using her herpes-riddled face online.
Reddit Cringe
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Why would you upload that? -
Miss trolling lolcow -
Oh the ego...
Reddit Roastme
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Hi Silly guys, I'm a girl and I browse 4chon, can you top that? -
Full resolution pic -
Someone giving her the real business
Other reddit shenanigans
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Bella admits to being a sociopath, of course. -
Oh, the foreshadowing. -
Not surprising considering her abhorrent hygiene -
Tasing herself for 70 reddit karmas -
Hope it was worth it -
The tasing video
4chan
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4chan dating service -
Not the first time she pissed off everyone...
Pathological lying
Isabella, due to BPD or sociopathy, or because of being an attention whore, can't stop lying from her filthy herpes riddled mouth. This makes relying on the things she says very hard
Sister getting kicked out for a cat sob story
She has claimed that her sister was kicked out due to a cat, however, the details between the Reddit posts don't match. Plus, her grandfather's obituary and her entitled narcissistic personality point to her being an only child.
Constant lying and manipulating on Kiwifarms
After she got doxxed on kiwifarms, she couldn't help herself but post "bait" posts and pathetically try to move the goalposts and try to make numbers and numbers of sock accounts (at least 4 until now). le epic troll, I must say.
Glowie parents
Her father worked in the Navy Seals but unfortunately couldn't use some of his gorilla warfare toughness on his brat of a daughter.
Her mother is also a former secret service worker and psychologist for violence and criminals. Oh, the irony.
Her parents' house is valued at 1.76 million $, which means that Bella is a ~speshul gurl~ and sheltered rich kid with powerful parents who thought she could do anything and face no repercussions, until karma came biting her in her leaky shit-smeared ass.
In video format
The retched whore gets doxxed
Despite having "security and encryption" expertise on her CV, she failed to practice cybersecurity 101 and a lot of lulzy horrifying info was found on her by Kiwi Farms in no time.
Why so hurt Bella? Didn't you want to be internet famous and have your name alongside epic trolls of Christory? Here you have it.
Gallery
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She suffers from DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS as well -
"why would you share that?" -Billy Mays -
Her rotten toenails -
Fungus riddled thumb -
She has multiple cavities in her (literally) filthy, lying mouth
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"I'm a hacker on lolcow.farm" -
How do you even "hack a video"? -
Watch out for Miss H4xx0r! -
Oh no! Her supervirus is going to copy a shortcut to your C:\Windows\trojan!
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Arrest record for carrying firearms, just five days before the audio leak -
The filtered, photoshopped picture she uses to fraud everyone -
Smiling at her nonexistent future -
Her bumble profile. Notice the laughably wonky photoshop job on the third pic
External Links
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