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== Nicky v. Poppy Z. Brite == | == Nicky v. Poppy Z. Brite == | ||
He believes he is engaged in an ongoing feud with popular erotic horror novelist Poppy Z. Brite, whose use of [[homosexuality]] and [[sodomy]] in her stories is the apparent cause for Nicky's hatred (as he considers himself a [[conservative]]), although while reading thru one of Nick's older sites, it was discovered that [http://www.xanga.com/Nickolaus/390999/item.html only a few years ago he considered himself a liberal who won't let Bible College kids change him]. | |||
[http://www.xanga.com/al_kilyu/342242682/item.html Nicky was caught red-handed making fun of Katrina survivors and Poppy Z. Brite] who lives in New Orleans. Nick had said in private that if his jokes about her were to get out it would be a PR nightmare, so of course they were [http://www.xanga.com/al_kilyu/342242682/item.html released to the public]. In order to repair his damaged reputation and to make himself look less like a monster, Nicky announced he would give all the proceeds of the book to charity. But the book was terrible and didn't sell enough copies to buy a [[Bucket_Seal|bucket]] which was fine with Nick as [http://www.lulu.com/content/143363 he later admitted the purpose of the book was to get his name out]. | |||
== Nicky's Views on [[Plagiarism]] == | == Nicky's Views on [[Plagiarism]] == | ||
{{quote|1=I got another asshole submitting stories that were blatantly stolen from my work, this time the jackhole stole The Ferrymen's Wheelchair which originally showed up on FictionPress.com then appeared on House of Pain E-zine. A story that was previously published in the first Tabloid Purposes. You all want to say hello to the hackhole I could post his e-mail address and [[IP_address|IP number]]. I guess Louise Bohmer condones the fact these assholes are willing to plagiarize my work just to try to get into the magazine. This is the mother fuckers' e-mail, and the <b>plagiarizing jackhole's IP is 127.0.0.1.</b> Hey Sage of All Fields, get a life fucking motherfucker. <b>The mother fucker's IP is the same as the asshole who brags about trying to sneak into my magazine under an assumed name and hides behind the pen name of George Thompson.</b> I don't fucking appreciate the fact you bastards are slashing up my characters. That is the ultimate form of disrespect.}} | {{quote|1=I got another asshole submitting stories that were blatantly stolen from my work, this time the jackhole stole The Ferrymen's Wheelchair which originally showed up on FictionPress.com then appeared on House of Pain E-zine. A story that was previously published in the first Tabloid Purposes. You all want to say hello to the hackhole I could post his e-mail address and [[IP_address|IP number]]. I guess Louise Bohmer condones the fact these assholes are willing to plagiarize my work just to try to get into the magazine. This is the mother fuckers' e-mail, and the <b>plagiarizing jackhole's IP is 127.0.0.1.</b> Hey Sage of All Fields, get a life fucking motherfucker. <b>The mother fucker's IP is the same as the asshole who brags about trying to sneak into my magazine under an assumed name and hides behind the pen name of George Thompson.</b> I don't fucking appreciate the fact you bastards are slashing up my characters. That is the ultimate form of disrespect.}} |
Revision as of 04:54, 29 June 2011
Warning! Nickolaus will destroy your computers and will be calling Encyclopedia Dramatica quite a few unpleasant names in his new book How to Win Friends and Dazzle Enemies as a Post-Op Transexual ! |
—<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://nickolauspacione.blogspot.com/2008/04/fuck-off-beresford.html" class="external text" title="http://nickolauspacione.blogspot.com/2008/04/fuck-off-beresford.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nicky</a> |
—<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://nickolauspacione.blogspot.com/2007/09/more-from-schmuck-brigade.html" class="external text" title="http://nickolauspacione.blogspot.com/2007/09/more-from-schmuck-brigade.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nickolaus</a> |
—Dickoless |
Nicky won't go to lulzcon because he'd hit you if he did!
— Dickoless |
—Dickoless |
—Dickoless on <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Exploding_Van" title="Exploding Van">blowing up your computer</a> |
Nickolaus Pacione (also known as "Teh <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Goth" title="Goth">Goth</a>" and "Nickyboy") is a mentally ill man from Illinois who fancies himself as a horror writer. His many and varied mental illnesses don't stand in his way and neither does his complete and total inability to grasp punctuation, spelling, verbs, nouns, plotting, or grammar. Indeed, it is speculated that perhaps grammar molested him as a child, such is his anger at it.
UPDATE JULY '07 - Nicky was <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/BANNED" class="mw-redirect" title="BANNED">BANNED</a> from xanga for <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.xanga.com/horrorgal/599776241/quakes-and-storms-review-up-at-lulu.html" class="external text" title="http://www.xanga.com/horrorgal/599776241/quakes-and-storms-review-up-at-lulu.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">numerous threats</a> thereby violating xanga's Terms of Service.
—Posted 6/24/2007 7:37 PM by nickolauspacione |
Later Nick contacted the same person via private message to negotiate a truce:
—I WILL KILL YOU! |
Internet Tough Guy
A classic example of an Internet tough guy, Nickolaus is known to send death threats to people who dislike him or who make eye-contact with him on his daily bus ride to hot topic. He routinely creates accounts in gothy forums, makes a whole lot of attention-seeking comments about his "writing" (to use the term very loosely indeed), flames any criticism of his work, regardless of how minor it is. In true lol-cow fashion, he also has a particular fondness for threatening critics with both physical violence and lawsuits (though not always in that order.) Be sure to search for his profiles on DeadJournal, Diary-X, Xanga, and virtually everywhere else attention whores breed.
LJDrama
Nickolaus was featured frequently from 2003 to 2005 on LJDrama, where he was best known for referring to his online antagonists as "mutants", "liberals" "fatherfuckers" and "chickenfucks," among other ostensibly creative epithets. He still can't get over LJDrama, even today [1] [2].
Nickyboy also has a hard- " on for Scarlet, and has actually been conned into paying someone to " hack LJ Drama and Scarlet's journal.]
Nicky v. Poppy Z. Brite
He believes he is engaged in an ongoing feud with popular erotic horror novelist Poppy Z. Brite, whose use of homosexuality and sodomy in her stories is the apparent cause for Nicky's hatred (as he considers himself a conservative), although while reading thru one of Nick's older sites, it was discovered that only a few years ago he considered himself a liberal who won't let Bible College kids change him.
Nicky was caught red-handed making fun of Katrina survivors and Poppy Z. Brite who lives in New Orleans. Nick had said in private that if his jokes about her were to get out it would be a PR nightmare, so of course they were released to the public. In order to repair his damaged reputation and to make himself look less like a monster, Nicky announced he would give all the proceeds of the book to charity. But the book was terrible and didn't sell enough copies to buy a bucket which was fine with Nick as he later admitted the purpose of the book was to get his name out.
Nicky's Views on Plagiarism
Nicky the Author
He writes really terrible "horror" stories (<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.xanga.com/lbobme" class="external text" title="http://www.xanga.com/lbobme" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">which he makes available online for free</a>) which are so truly awful that nobody will publish them and he's obliged to self-publish.
An excerpt from from his short story, "Lake Fossil":
One of Nicky's most infamous fuck-ups occurred when <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.authorsden.com/categories/book_top.asp?catid=77&id=15206" class="external text" title="http://www.authorsden.com/categories/book_top.asp?catid=77&id=15206" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">he blatantly stole a cover from National Geographic</a> to use as a cover to one of his own vanity press shit publications. This was shocking to many since Nick is a die-hard advocate against using other people's artwork without permission and has threatened on numerous occasions to invoke <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/E-lawyer" title="E-lawyer"> E-lawyers</a> to punish those who do. When it was pointed out to Nicky that he violated one of his own rules, he quickly assumed the role of <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Butthurt" title="Butthurt"> Captain Butthurt</a> and <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.xanga.com/qwafl42" class="external text" title="http://www.xanga.com/qwafl42" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">blamed his law breaking on those who simply pointed</a> out to him that he committed said crime.
Nick's constant talk of hospital visits and personal sickness has lead many to believe that he contracted AIDs while visiting the grave of Edgar Allan Poe.
As of 04/21/08, Princess Nicky has been declared a "public figure" by LJ Abuse, as his constant butthurt whining and poorly edited "books" have made him e-famous. This means that Nicky-poo's favorite tactic for dealing with criticism on LJ, hurrying off to LJ Abuse like a little girl running to tell her mom, is no longer going to work for hire.
Nicky Videos
Nicky has been spreading <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.youtube.com/user/NickolausPacione" class="external text" title="http://www.youtube.com/user/NickolausPacione" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">his own brand of video lulz</a> on <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jewtube" class="mw-redirect" title="Jewtube">Jewtube</a> and google video as of late usually either promoting his books or dealing with <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Gay" class="external text" title="http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Gay" rel="nofollow">his own personal demons</a>.
Hilariously, his first two months of video contain no sound because he hadn't even figured out how to work the audio on his camcorder.
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Nicky On DeviantArt
His <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://nickolaus.deviantart.com/" class="external text" title="http://nickolaus.deviantart.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">DA Page</a> is a new and exciting place to see him go postal on just about anyone for no reason whatsoever. Here he calls out other self-important authors and accuses them of being sodomites and infringers of copyright. If they respond they're generally mocked and their post hidden, so Nicky can look like an ultra badass all the while playing the victim. He strives for <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Anonymous" title="Anonymous">Anonymous</a>-like cruelty, but fails except for inside his own mind.
Update! Recently good ol' Nicky has taken to flipping out on another Devfag, Simply-tragic (an emofag name if one has ever been heard). When his target was hacked, the following note was found, completely owning Nicky's terrible writing by actually re-writing one of Nicky's stories!
A local teenager strolled up to him and gazed with confusion, as he had no idea where the purple man had come from. He looked around the area to see where the man had landed, but found nothing. His eyes gradually found their way back to the creature and a look of understanding graced his face. "Holy Christ -- it's one of those aliens that people talk about!" he exclaimed, nearly losing his balance on his skateboard.
You know what, no. This is enough. Your writing is damn near impossible to wade through, and I have other shit to do. If you really think I'm just pussing out I'll do the whole damn thing, but under no circumstances do I want to. I'm going to work on my novel and be done with you. I've proved my point.
Once again, yeah, I wrote a lot of shitty fanfiction. That's not what I do now. I don't have time to post a lot of shit on DeviantArt. So have fun with your delusions, and have a nice day.This does not cause his writing to make any sense, nor does it make ST any less of a faggot, but at bare minimum it is an interesting conversation piece.
Gallery
>Audio
Every piece of audio Nick has ever done (mostly recorded from rabidly furious and barely articulate voicemails he left for some of his "fans") is available!
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/brad.mp3" class="external text" title="http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/brad.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nicky threatens his ex boyfriend</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/samyoung.mp3" class="external text" title="http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/samyoung.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nicky confronts SamYoung</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/jaymehenry.mp3" class="external text" title="http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/jaymehenry.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Don't pretend to be his ex girlfriend or else!</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/dan000%20original.mp3" class="external text" title="http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/dan000%20original.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">dan gets a piece of Nick's mind</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/truthaboutnick.mp3" class="external text" title="http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/truthaboutnick.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">The Truth About Nick? He's mad!</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/the_erotica.mp3" class="external text" title="http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/the_erotica.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nickolaus reads erotica</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/iwantanuspenetration.wav" class="external text" title="http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/iwantanuspenetration.wav" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">He wants anus penetration</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/nicksmessage2u.wav" class="external text" title="http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/nicksmessage2u.wav" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">He wants his salty sperm</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/ohcontrare.wav" class="external text" title="http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/ohcontrare.wav" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nicky admits to e-pirating</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/canttalktoapacionelikeanormalhumanbeing.mp3" class="external text" title="http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/canttalktoapacionelikeanormalhumanbeing.mp3" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Poe featuring Nick (Can't Talk To a Psycho Like A Normal Human Being</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/ohcontrare.wav" class="external text" title="http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/IHateSoap/ohcontrare.wav" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Stamper featuring Nickolaus in the gayest rap to date</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.soundboard.com/sb/WillieDoit.aspx" class="external text" title="http://www.soundboard.com/sb/WillieDoit.aspx" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">A soundboard featuring everyone's favorite five foot sissy.</a>
External Links
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://nickolauspacione.blogspot.com/" class="external text" title="http://nickolauspacione.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nicky's blog</a> (sadly, comments are disabled)
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://therustynail.wordpress.com/" class="external text" title="http://therustynail.wordpress.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">TheRustyNail is in Nicky's base, tracking his fail.</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://exposethetard.blogspot.com/" class="external text" title="http://exposethetard.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nicky's past comes back to bite him in the ass.</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4lkIe1wuWM" class="external text" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4lkIe1wuWM" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">A spot-on review</a> of Nickolaus' work.
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20060219214614/www.ljdrama.org/index.php?cat=21" class="external text" title="http://web.archive.org/web/20060219214614/www.ljdrama.org/index.php?cat=21" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">LJDrama articles</a> on Nickolaus.
- Nicky's "work" is now available at <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1594577706/ref=cm_rv_thx_view/103-5144376-6235845?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance" class="external text" title="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1594577706/ref=cm_rv_thx_view/103-5144376-6235845?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Amazon</a>.
- Nickolaus <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.godawful.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=336968#336968" class="external text" title="http://www.godawful.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=336968#336968" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">defending himself</a> from the <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fanfic_lesbians" title="Fanfic lesbians">fanfic lesbians</a>.
- The Official <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.poppyzbrite.com/" class="external text" title="http://www.poppyzbrite.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Poppy Z. Brite</a> Site
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://nickthedancinretard.ytmnd.com/" class="external text" title="http://nickthedancinretard.ytmnd.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Nick documents his stay at a mental hospital</a> as well as <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://nicklikesbukkake.ytmnd.com/" class="external text" title="http://nicklikesbukkake.ytmnd.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">his special love of Bukkake.</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.xanga.com/qwafl42" class="external text" title="http://www.xanga.com/qwafl42" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Mr. Aaron C. Bennett documents his dealings with Mr. Nickolaus A. Pacione.</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://youtube.com/user/NickolausPacione" class="external text" title="http://youtube.com/user/NickolausPacione" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">See and hear Nicky live here!</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://nickolaus.deviantart.com/" class="external text" title="http://nickolaus.deviantart.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">See his art!</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://exposethetard.blogspot.com/2008/05/that-bastard-that-donated-sperm-for-me.html" class="external text" title="http://exposethetard.blogspot.com/2008/05/that-bastard-that-donated-sperm-for-me.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kick his ass!</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://exposethetard.blogspot.com/2008/05/brokeback-nicky.html" class="external text" title="http://exposethetard.blogspot.com/2008/05/brokeback-nicky.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Kick his ass more often!</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://exposethetard.blogspot.com/2008/05/in-states-they-have-amendment-which-is.html" class="external text" title="http://exposethetard.blogspot.com/2008/05/in-states-they-have-amendment-which-is.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">(Or just bust a cap in his hairy homo ass instead!)</a>
- <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20100102090220/http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/417291/two_days_of_darkness_gothicfest_2007.html?page=2" class="external text" title="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/417291/two_days_of_darkness_gothicfest_2007.html?page=2" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Reporters fear Nicky</a>?
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