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| [[Image:Bigcumshot.gif|thumb|Cum in action.]]
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| [[Image:Ejaculation_on_blue_sheets.gif|thumb|Cum's going on.]]
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| [[Image:Ejaculation.gif|thumb|Cum like the best.]]
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| [[Image:Wonkasplooge.gif|thumb|right|Willy Wonka sneaks one up on unsuspecting child and mother.]]
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| '''Cum''' is a slang term indicating either the act of orgasming or the slippery by-products of said act. An ancient <s>myth</s> truth suggests that cum can often be used as a cure for Lesbianism (see [[lesbians]]), when taken orally, vaginally or anally. Recent scientific breakthroughs have uncovered that [[Your mom|ur mom]] is the only organism on earth that literally thrives on cum but is afraid to ask. <s>Talk to her about it</s> put your cum in her cereal. It is well known that any time someone cums, they do it for the [[lulz]]. Cumming is twice as good when it is the end product of [[rape]]. Especially if the 'rape victim' gets pregnant and bonus if the offspring looks like you so it can remind the rapee of that wonderful night. It is rumored that some women can have this ability as stated below.
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| See [[Cum Slut]].
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| ==Verb (To Cum - Ejaculate)==
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| In persons with [[cock]], the verb refers to the overtly obvious ''twitch n' spurt.'' For people who don't want to become [[pregnant]] and hate having to use [[condoms]], pulling out before you cum is a reliable method of birth control, and there is a [[at least 100|100%]] chance that you have avoided becoming a parent.
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| For most of [[you]], this occurs about ten seconds before you close your browser window and cry yourself to sleep. Or, get all [[butthurt]] because you blew your load right when the camera panned to a dude's face.
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| ==Female Ejaculation==
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| ''See main article at [[Squirting]]''
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| Women can have orgasms too, but they are much less obvious since there is no external ejaculation. No not really. In reality women do not have orgasms at all. If your girlfriend or wife or rape victim tells you that she has had an orgasm, she is lying. In fact in the entire history of the human race, not a single woman has ever had an orgasm. Female orgasms are a myth and a lie created to make mens feel better about their "sexual skills" in hopes that feeding a mans ego will result in him buying moar stuff for them and rubbing their feet more often.
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| ==Noun==
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| The lone means of sustenance of [[Hello Kitty]], who has no mouth and therefore must consume it solely by other means. Also referred to as a ''protein slurpee.''
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| ==People Who Love Cumming==
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| [[Image:1915_1608_Hilton-Paris-120703-400-lo.jpg|thumb|[[AIDS|Does her part by using birth control.]] Thank the [[lulz|lawd]].]]
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| [[Image:Digimoncum.jpg|thumb|JP finally did it]]
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| *[[Britney Spears]]
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| *[[Klarawagner]]
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| *[[Faggot]]s
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| *[[Dakota Fanning]]'s belly button
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| *[[Dorian Thorn]]
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| *[[You]]
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| *[[Mom]]
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| *[[Cumdumpsters]]
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| ==People Who Hate Cumming==
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| *[[Stephen Conroy]]
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| *[[Paula Benson]]
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| *[[ACMA]]
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| ==People Who Can't Cum==
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| *Anyone who [[You]] have sex with
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| ==Hutnyah==
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| When one releases a load of their man juice then they are automatically required to shout hutnyah as they fire onto <s>there sandwhich</s> (their sandwich, lrn2english) slave bitch.... It is a term which will always refer to the act of jizzing, especially on niggers and nigger bitches.
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|Cum|CUM|center|<gallery>
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| File:Cockwaffle.jpg|[[Furries]] think cum is for breakfast.
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| Image:Splurge.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT |Cum where it's supposed to be]].
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| Image:Femalecockmongler.jpg|The fruits of your labor.
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| Image:Sperm-egg.jpg|What sperm looks like [[IRL]]. Since they look like [[frog|tadpoles]], this is sure to arouse the [[furfag]]s who extend their fetish to non-mammals.
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Kesha_cum.jpg|[[Ke$ha|TIK-TOK]], cum from cock
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| Image:Facial Regret.jpg|An unenthusiastic cum target.
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| Image:Claudia-thorn-bukkake.JPG|[[Dorian Thorn|Claudia Thorn]] enjoys wearing complete strangers' cum.
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| Image:TheGamingGoose.jpg|DO NOT WANT!!!
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| Image:Dicksleeves.jpg
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| Image:Lady J facepainter.jpg|this Lady J photo of a cum tribute is a good example of face painting.
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| Image:Motivator_-_Semen.jpg|Watch out where you cum...
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| Image:Niggerfacial.jpg|Cum is an excellent source of nutrients.
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| Image:Cumdump.jpg| Ass rape aftermath
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| Image:Drip.jpg
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| Image:Titphonesex.gif
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| Image:Tunnelvision.gif
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| Image:Cumpro.gif
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| Image:http://www.thefacialshrine.com/blog/sept06/bukkake03.jpg
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| Image:Ejaculate_Blood.gif|How it's done.
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| Image:Porn-gif-amateur-facial-cumshot-1.gif</gallery>}}
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| ==Jizz in my Pants==
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| <youtube>4pXfHLUlZf4</youtube>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[I Came]]
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| *[[Jizztini]]
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| *[[Semen]]
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| *[[Fap]]
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| *[[Sex]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[[Wikipedia:Cummingtonite]] Cumming rocks
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| *[http://www.beautifulagony.com/feck_subaff/redirect.php?id=f981d7a4 Come faces]
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| *[http://www.spermfortickets.com/ Sperm for music festival tickets? it's more common than you think]
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| *[http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=147697 Great ideas for disposing of manmilk]
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| *[http://www.wowomg.com Website to make you cum]
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| *[http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/4956212 How to cook with cum]
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| *[http://www.freedonr.com/sdcatalog.html Here's an entire CATALOGUE of sperm donors to choose from!]
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| <br>
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| {{Sex}}[[Category:Sex]]
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