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=The Electronic Frontier Foundation=
=The Electronic Frontier Foundation=
The Electronic Frontier Foundation was founded outside the [[Internet]] to protect hackers and free speech. A worthy cause, and one of the few things standing between you and getting your ass v& for stealing Justin Bevers latest album, you fucking faggot.
The Electronic Frontier Foundation was founded outside the [[Internet]] to protect hackers and free speech, but mostly gets pissed off over copyright.   A worthy cause, and one of the few things standing between you and getting your ass v& for stealing Justin Bevers latest album, you fucking faggot.


==The Story==
==The Story==
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The EFF is one of the things keeping places like ED here on the web, as staunch supporters of free speech, they are the buddies and behind the scean supporters of anons every where.  Unlike most of the web, they know what they are talking about and are more than conntent to spit in the face of those who would infringe on freedom.  So they are pretty cool dudes.  Also they have giant fucking mecha clearly for defensive reasons.  If it weren't for the EFF, tor would be a tiny shit hole and [[you]] would have already been vanned for all that CP you download, amiright?
The EFF is one of the things keeping places like ED here on the web, as staunch supporters of free speech, they are the buddies and behind the scean supporters of anons every where.  Unlike most of the web, they know what they are talking about and are more than conntent to spit in the face of those who would infringe on freedom.  So they are pretty cool dudes.  Also they have giant fucking mecha clearly for defensive reasons.  If it weren't for the EFF, tor would be a tiny shit hole and [[you]] would have already been vanned for all that CP you download, amiright?


The EFF often join forces with the [[ALCU]] to mess with some bureaucrats day, from this we can assume that they do at least some of this for the lulz.  They are pretty cool dudes when it comes to shutting down shit faced laws passed by drunk [[Rednecks]].  Based on at least some of the laws they oppose, it can be assumed that at least some of them are [[NAMBLA|pro-pedo]].  But who cares?  They help you stay anon one the interwebs, and oppose faggots who wish that you could say nothing mean on the internet.  Like the entire state of Tennessee.  lol
The EFF often join forces with the [[ALCU]] to mess with some bureaucrats day, from this we can assume that they do at least some of this for the lulz.  They are pretty cool dudes when it comes to shutting down shit faced laws passed by drunk [[Rednecks]].  Based on at least some of the laws they oppose, it can be assumed that at least some of them are [[NAMBLA|pro-pedo]].  But who cares?  They help you stay anon one the interwebs, and oppose faggots who wish that you could say nothing mean on the internet.  Like the entire state of Tennessee.  But who gives a fuck about that state, really.  It looks like its getting humped by Kentucky. 
 
The EFF are IRL OL laywers, and as such demand IRL respect. 
 
==Trolling==
Trolling the EFF is easy, just be a Congressman and support some batshit insane law to take away freedom.  They will be down your necks so fast it will make you head spin, with their legions of fanbois sending you hate mail.  Have fun.


[[Image:effmecha.jpg|thumb|frame||right|A huge fucking mecha to take on the FBI and copyright trolls.]]
[[Image:effmecha.jpg|thumb|frame||right|A huge fucking mecha to take on the FBI and copyright trolls.]]

Revision as of 12:34, 2 August 2011

The Electronic Frontier Foundation

The Electronic Frontier Foundation was founded outside the Internet to protect hackers and free speech, but mostly gets pissed off over copyright. A worthy cause, and one of the few things standing between you and getting your ass v& for stealing Justin Bevers latest album, you fucking faggot.

The Story

The EFF is a pretty cool organization, it cracks DES and is not afraid of anything.

The EFF is one of the things keeping places like ED here on the web, as staunch supporters of free speech, they are the buddies and behind the scean supporters of anons every where. Unlike most of the web, they know what they are talking about and are more than conntent to spit in the face of those who would infringe on freedom. So they are pretty cool dudes. Also they have giant fucking mecha clearly for defensive reasons. If it weren't for the EFF, tor would be a tiny shit hole and you would have already been vanned for all that CP you download, amiright?

The EFF often join forces with the ALCU to mess with some bureaucrats day, from this we can assume that they do at least some of this for the lulz. They are pretty cool dudes when it comes to shutting down shit faced laws passed by drunk Rednecks. Based on at least some of the laws they oppose, it can be assumed that at least some of them are pro-pedo. But who cares? They help you stay anon one the interwebs, and oppose faggots who wish that you could say nothing mean on the internet. Like the entire state of Tennessee. But who gives a fuck about that state, really. It looks like its getting humped by Kentucky.

The EFF are IRL OL laywers, and as such demand IRL respect.

Trolling

Trolling the EFF is easy, just be a Congressman and support some batshit insane law to take away freedom. They will be down your necks so fast it will make you head spin, with their legions of fanbois sending you hate mail. Have fun.

A huge fucking mecha to take on the FBI and copyright trolls.


See also