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[[Image: | [[Image:kooldrawerfailicon.png|thumb|KoolDrawer's [[worthless|awesome]] ID, which appeared for only one day before being [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|baleeted]]. [[You|Someone]] managed to download it before then, and it is now posted in [[DO NOT WANT|hi-def]] for all to enjoy. It's also his current icon.]] | ||
[[image:sonicthefailcomic.jpg|thumb|Sonic and his minion Tails try to save animals in this failure of a comic strip.]] | |||
[[image:koolstick.jpg|thumb|KoolDrawer's attempt at drawing [[Harry Potter]]'s [[Penis|magic wand]].]] | |||
KoolDrawer is a | KoolDrawer is a retarded, butthurt sonicfag who resides in the dark corners of deviantart. He has a habit of screaming stupid remarks at anyone who comments on his shitty MS Paint "art". He is the soulmate of Chasethehedgehog- both are bratty little sonicfags who can't accept that their pile of shit they call "art" does not even deserve a space on their hard drive. His most famous remark is "shut up my art is better than urs", when quite frankly, seeing a monkey molest a pile of donkey crap is a prettier sight than his pathetic drawings. Going back to the whole Chase thing, he actually claims his "artwork" to be in the top 30% of deviantART, whilst Chase claims his to be in the top 10%. What a coincidence. | ||
Going back to the whole Chase thing, he actually claims his "artwork" to be in the top 30% of deviantART, whilst Chase claims his to be in the top 10%. What a coincidence. | |||
He is most known for refusing to accept criticism, and raging against anyone who dares to say that he needs improvement. Also, his profile and comments seem to claim that his age is 23, and that his first name is "Rick". His account was created on August 2nd, 2011. Within a few days of his account's creation, he has already sparked a tidal wave of [[lulz]] and [[butthurt]]. | |||
' | His understanding of sarcasm is very limited, and when someone trolls him by telling how "[[shitty|awesome]]" his art is, he actually believes it and simply responds with "thx", or "thanks for ur comment". | ||
On his very first day on the site, KoolDrawer submitted seven specimens of shit. They are viewable in his gallery, along with his most recent and eyeball-scarring art. http://kooldrawer.deviantart.com/gallery/ | |||
{{quote|hi my name is Rick and i am new to devinart. | |||
im an awessome artist and i like to draw i am better than most people at drawing and I like to talk to people. but dont be stupid or mean okay? | |||
bye | |||
|KoolDrawer in his first journal entry.}} | |||
{{quote|Yeah, I'm really jealous. I wish I could draw masterpieces like this.| ShadowSpyro, exhibiting sarcasm that KoolDrawer [[retard|failed]] to pick up.}} | |||
Obviously, he is either a retarded 23 year old or a 7 or 9 year old who made himself that age so he could post shitty art and fap to | |||
sonic [[pr0nz]] on the site. | |||
His logic for claiming to be in the top 30% is that [[Bullshit|30% of all the art on DeviantArt is related to Sonic the Hedgehog. Therfore, since all things Sonic are the best of everything, his art would be included, making it the best and superior to anything else.]] | |||
When he sees a screencap of his butthurt, he immediately heads to that page and begins a massive butthurt trolling spree, resorting to [[caps lock]] in order to make himself look [[internet tough guy|big]]. | |||
==August 2011, the Year of The SonicFag== | |||
During his first hour on the site, Kooldrawer set up his account and filled in all of his info, his ID, and began submitting art. | |||
This page is under construction. | |||
Revision as of 22:22, 16 August 2011
KoolDrawer is a retarded, butthurt sonicfag who resides in the dark corners of deviantart. He has a habit of screaming stupid remarks at anyone who comments on his shitty MS Paint "art". He is the soulmate of Chasethehedgehog- both are bratty little sonicfags who can't accept that their pile of shit they call "art" does not even deserve a space on their hard drive. His most famous remark is "shut up my art is better than urs", when quite frankly, seeing a monkey molest a pile of donkey crap is a prettier sight than his pathetic drawings. Going back to the whole Chase thing, he actually claims his "artwork" to be in the top 30% of deviantART, whilst Chase claims his to be in the top 10%. What a coincidence.
He is most known for refusing to accept criticism, and raging against anyone who dares to say that he needs improvement. Also, his profile and comments seem to claim that his age is 23, and that his first name is "Rick". His account was created on August 2nd, 2011. Within a few days of his account's creation, he has already sparked a tidal wave of lulz and butthurt.
His understanding of sarcasm is very limited, and when someone trolls him by telling how "awesome" his art is, he actually believes it and simply responds with "thx", or "thanks for ur comment". On his very first day on the site, KoolDrawer submitted seven specimens of shit. They are viewable in his gallery, along with his most recent and eyeball-scarring art. http://kooldrawer.deviantart.com/gallery/
—KoolDrawer in his first journal entry. | ||
— ShadowSpyro, exhibiting sarcasm that KoolDrawer failed to pick up. | ||
Obviously, he is either a retarded 23 year old or a 7 or 9 year old who made himself that age so he could post shitty art and fap to sonic pr0nz on the site.
His logic for claiming to be in the top 30% is that 30% of all the art on DeviantArt is related to Sonic the Hedgehog. Therfore, since all things Sonic are the best of everything, his art would be included, making it the best and superior to anything else. When he sees a screencap of his butthurt, he immediately heads to that page and begins a massive butthurt trolling spree, resorting to caps lock in order to make himself look big.
August 2011, the Year of The SonicFag
During his first hour on the site, Kooldrawer set up his account and filled in all of his info, his ID, and began submitting art.
This page is under construction.