Nicochi

Nicochi's face of sad.

Nicochi, aka EpicKnightOfJustica aka Sonmanic's ex-butt buddy, is a batshit insane DeviantART artist and Sonic fan, who is so obsessed with Sonic's classic form, that he will go on and flame anybody who dares to disagree with him, but most of the time this is reduced to insults lamer than anything a Jared Milton could come up with. His obsession with Classic Sonic goes so far, that he was willing to team up with Sonmanic of all the losers.

Clearly someone with a busy life, Nicochi will not give up until everyone who does not hate the evil Green Eyed Sonic is dead in the ground. He also has an ego the size of the moon but as fragile as a moth, so you can expect blocks, deleted comments and him disabling comments on his intelligent rants.

How it all began

Any discussion with Nicochi.

After whining for since the game was announced, Nicochi got a Dreamcast and Sonic Adventure for christmas of 1998, from his parents just so he would stop whining. He went inside his room and locked the door, his palms were sweating, his legs were shaking. He hooked the Dreamcast up and got his dick in his hand. He put the Sonic Adventure CD in the console, and as it booted he couldn't help but wank to his newest Sonic game. He was about to blow his load when he saw the most horrible thing in his life: What came on the TV screen was not the Sonic he loved, but an impostor with GREEN EYES!!! Now with his small cock as limp as the dead earthworm it was in his hands, Nicochi's soul was permanently damaged, he could feel the green eyes tearing into his mind. His heart rate growing faster, he threw the controller right at the green eyed beast on the screen. However the television screen imploded and blew up right in his face, transforming him into the ugly nerd he is today. After this Nicochi cried for 6 months, 6 days and 6 hours. He took long time and psychiatric help to recover, but when he did, he set out on his revenge: MUST DESTROY GREEN AYED SAWNEEK!

In some ways Nicochi is even more insane than his diaper humping, sad excuse for a human being friend Sonmanic because while Sonmanic tried to act like a mature person, Nicochi does not allow anyone to disagree with him. He tends to write mile-long essays on his opinion about the modern games, where he carefully explains why Green Eyed Sonic is evil.

Totally not obsessive.

	“	I'm not nitpicking, I'm being thorough.	„
	—Nicochi, explaining his obsession with a furry video game hedgehog.

NicochixSonmanic

If this wasn't lulzy by itself, it's not totally surprising that this closet furry teamed up with the hilarious babyfur Sonmanic in bringing years of lulz to the internet. This also destroys all illusion that Nicochi is in fact a troll, wich he's trying to hard to create, and shows that he's really just a sad, deprived individual who is willing to ally with anybody who blindly shares his opinion, even if that is someone so full of fail as Richard Kuta. More of that can be read here.

In fact, their relationship went on for years, with Nicochi even doing artwork for Kuta's joke of a fan film. Their relationship went on for a long time, with tender kisses and some of the lulziest attempts at selling their batshit crazy, anti-green eyed Sonic propaganda to the rest of the Sonic fandom. This flowering relationship came to an abrupt end, after even Sonmanic couldn't handle Nicochi's insane hate of modern Sonic and his lust for Classic Sonic.

This is what it may seem like, but most likely Kuta was jealous of the love Nicochi had for Classic Sonic, and couldn't live with the fact that Nicochi loved someone more than him. This resulted in a breakup that left Nicochi forever longing his lost love for Kuta.

Aerobian-Angel

Another popular Sonic/gaming artist, *[1] caught the attention of Nicochi mid-August, 2011, when he and fellow devianTART *[2] commented their opinions on his 'letter to Nintendo journal' (which he recently edited to state that he got what he wanted because he threatened Nintendo with piracy of a game AND claimed to be the reason Sega brought back Classic Sonic, lolwut). Opinions, however, are banned in Nicochi's world, as well as logic - and hence, the two were banned. This caused a maelstrom of drama, which resulted in not only Aerobian-Angel and BrokenHeartedHowler being banned, but a legion of their followers and friends getting the banhammer.

Nicochi, assuming he'd won, decided to flaunt his 'victory' by making a false account mimicking Aerobian-Angel and single-handedly proving to the world that he truly was a faggot (which can be seen in the gallery below) and insulting BrokenHeartedHowler for having dead parents.

He apparently hasn't let this go, and continues to send his friends to 'stalk' the pair.

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  Even Kuta can't take it.
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  Nicochi is still feeling sad.
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  When trying to be a troll, Nicochi unintentionally reveals his homosexual side.
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  Nicochi, not knowing that piracy is a crime and that Online is a Mega Man game.
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  Aerobian-Angel from dA, stating the facts and pulling Nicochi's journal whole journal apart.
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  Part Two of the above.

See Also

• Sonic
• Sonmanic

Links

• His first DeviantART
• His current one