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| [[Image:Babyfur venn.png|thumb|right|A helpful [[Venn diagram]]. Most, if not all, Babyfurs are [[diaperfur]]s, but not all [[diaperfur]]s are babyfurs. (However, it should be noted that all [[Adult Babies]] and all [[furry|furries]] are still [[insane|batshit insane]].)]]
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| [[Image:Babyfur_-_Retarded.png|thumb|right|A typical babyfur.]]
| | == A BABYFUR IS AN ADULT WHO LIKES TO WEAR DIAPERS, PISS AND SHIT HIMSELF, AND WEAR FURSUITS. THEY ALSO SUCK THEIR MAMA'S TITTIES. == |
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| The junction of two equally disturbing fetish subcultures, a '''Babyfur''' is a [[furry]] who is also an [[adult baby]], and thus pretends to be an infant. They are full of faggotry and often have so many other [[Sick fuck|disgusting fetishes]] that even ''normal'' furries hate them — normal being relative, of course. Essentially, a case of "You got your [[pedophilia]] in my [[bestiality]]!" They are truly two disgusting tastes that taste disgusting together. Ironically the only exception to this rule seems to be the "artists" who dislike most other babyfurs.
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| One poll on a babyfur social networking site that asked if cub porn was the same as [[Child Pornography]] showed only a few answering yes, and the one furfag speaking out against [[pedophile]]s--who was not a babyfur herself but a "caretaker"--was flamed by other sick fucks. They said it wasn't CP because:
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| # They aren't human (ironically they've just admitted to being [[zoophile]]s)
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| # [[shit nobody cares about|They're just drawings]]
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| # They don't want it to be
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| If you find out that you know a babyfur, it's best to mock them ruthlessly until they cry [[emo]] tears, then proceed to [[Pwn|IRL B&]] them.
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| Babyfur tattoos
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| If wearing and shitting adult diapers just isnt dedicated enough to satisfy their sick fantasies. Get inked, its like that show LA ink but with 2X as many baby pedo fuck present. For instance this fuckwit decided to get his stoner/nazi/incest/babyfur aboomination PERMANENTLY put onto his body (Tatto removal is only for those who can afford it, not babyfur fucks) [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4939472/]
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| ==Cubbing Out==
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| They fantasize and [[roleplay]] as baby animals because they want to relive their childhood, only with [[moar]] [[faggotry]] and endless diapers. They call this roleplay '''cubbing out'''. This is similar to '''Chimping Out''', but involves furfags instead of nigras. They do this by drawing characters such as baby cats or whatever to be their [[Fursona]] and role play with that character, much to our [[lulz]].
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| [[Image:MunkandSkunk.jpg|thumb|left|You might find that most IRL pictures involving babyfurs are polaroid quality, unintentionally disturbing shit set in rooms littered with toys, with wallpaper out of any early 90s middle class american 6 year old's room. Sick obsession or [[retardation|developmental delay]]?]]
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| Cubbing out consists of typical baby stuff such as crawling and being selfish. Dressing up in overalls/dresses, and using diapers, pacifiers, and blankies is what gets them going.
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| [[Image:Babyfur.jpg|thumb|left|A cartoon Babyfur [[Fursona]] '''cubbing out'''. Since it is probably played by a [[fag|transvestite]], that also makes this character a '''Sissyfur'''.]]
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| ==Sissyfurs==
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| Some of the best babyfurs are dudes that like to be dressed as girls - Babyfur [[transvestites]] - and are called sissyfurs. They get [[butthurt]] easily, and can't argue worth a shit.
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| Confrontation with sissyfurs (and babyfurs in general) usually end with them whining about being people too, and many sad emoticons.
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| ==BabyShit==
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| Basically, the babyfurs enjoy their accessories to add to their [[faggotry]]. This includes onesies, booties, plushies, and anything else that babies go apeshit over. One of the moar [[lulzy]] things being diapers. Apparently it gives them a sense of warmth and security, but let's face it...all it gives them is unnecessary moisture and diaper rash.
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| For roleplaying examples see the {{ljcomm|furry_daycare}} community on [[LiveJournal]].
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| '''(Beware - may make you sick!)'''
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| ==How To Successfully Troll A Babyfur== | |
| Incredibly easy and will provide you with many hours of [[lulz]]. By far the simplest method is to criticize their [[faggot|faggotry]] and/or suggest that they're [[you|mentally imbalanced]]. Another method is to criticize their [[CP|kiddie-porn]] or suggest that they themselves are [[CP]] loving [[Pedobear]] wannabes, but the best method is to use a logical approach to dismantle any defense they may use to make being a Babyfur acceptable.
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| You'll be provided with either a tragic flame, massive [[BAWW]]ing, or an explosion of rainbow colored [[Faggot|faggotry.]] if you are entirely too lucky, you may even see a combination of any of those which will result in EXPONENTIAL [[lulz|LULZ]].
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| You CAN magnify these exponential lulz with one simple tip. Always remain patronisingly calm. Once you show any emotion other than the disgust that they deserve, they will claim victory so be very cautious as well as remain strong and in control.
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| Let Bear In The Big Blue House show you how...
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| <center><youtube>Ny9V_1Ypheg</youtube></center>
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| {{quote|My, you've grown,
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| You've got so tall,
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| Your diapers hardly fit at all.
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| It's time to get to know your potty chair...|Bear In The Big Blue House, trolling babyfurs everywhere.}}
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| ==The Great Babyfur Raid of January 08==
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| In January 2008, the site babyfur.com was [[Denial of Service|DDoSed]] at a rate of [[Over 9000|over 9,000]] gb/s as well as site security compromised leading to many [[lulz]].
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| ==SPECIAL MENTION: Shimajiro==
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| [[Image:Nazi teardrops.JPG|thumb|Shimajiro speaking on the dangers of [[Nazi|fascism]].]]
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| Shimajiro, a [[babyfur|tiger toddler]], is the [[retard|star]] of a [[shitting dick nipples|potty-training cartoon]] for Japanese infants.
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| As we know of the Japanese's [[tubgirl|favorite method of defecation]], these videos are lulzy as hell
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| and have a considerably high [[meme]] potential.
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| Watch them - because [[you]] can also become a PA-PA-PANTS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
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| And finally, [[retard|if your kid still didn't get it]], an instructional [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zul_9QQMe_0 Shimajiro Toy].
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg|Gallery of Babyfur|babyfurgallery|center|<gallery>
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| Image:Babyfur_press_release.jpg|For the lulz.
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| Image:DuckBabyFur_BAWW.gif
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| Image:BabyFurGoof.JPG
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| Image:Babyfurporn1.png
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| Image:Babyfurporn2.png
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| Image:Babyfurporn3.png
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| Image:Babyfurporn4.png
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| Image:Babyfurporn5.png
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| Image:Babyfurporn6.jpg
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| Image:Babyfuremo.jpg|Standard Babyfur Emo
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| Image:Babyfurdeaththreat.jpg|Standard Babyfur death threat.
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| Image:Luca Shoal.jpg|This isn't funny.
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| Image:Baby_fur.jpg|The omen of what is to come.
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| Image:ratmilk.jpg|This is how they start.
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| Image:Babyfur_back_tat.jpg|no one's ever going to see this outside of furcon and his mom's shower so it's okay
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| Image:Waaaaaage by astolpho.jpg|Oh, FUCK. GET IN THE SHELTER.
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| Image:Babygirlgadget.gif
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| Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoBabyfurShirt.jpg|A babyfur proudly displaying his favorite [[Cum|jizz-stained]] shirt.
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| Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoCamwhoreSickFuck1.jpg|Now viewing : A whole new level of sad.
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| Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoCamwhoreSickFuck2.jpg|Dear lord...
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| Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoCamwhoreSickFuck3.jpg|Jesus Christ! Like anyone wants to see that blurry crotch!
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| Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoCamwhoreSickFuck4.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]!
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| Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoCamwhoreSickFuck5.jpg|STAB IT!!! OH GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE STAB IT!!
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| Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoFucktoys.jpg|A babyfur's favorite scat & cum rag.
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| Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoJesusFuck1.jpg|Jesus fuck!!
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| Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoJesusFuck2.jpg|Behold, a babyfur attempting to do a [[goatse]] and [[tubgirl]] simultaneously.
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| Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotosAccidentRetard1.jpg|Ugh!
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| Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotosAccidentRetard2.jpg|UUGH!
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| Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotosAccidentRetard3.jpg|....words fail me.
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| Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoSleep.jpg|A babyfur in his natural habitat.
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| Image:Alfranken.jpg|No, not Al Franken!
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| Image:Damien turner looking diapered.jpg| [[Damien Turner]]
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| Image:Damien turner laying diaperred.jpg|
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| Image:Diaper_fag_damien_turner.jpg|
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| Image:Damien turner stand diaper.jpg|
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| Image:Damien turner rear view.jpg|
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| Image:Damien turner diapered legs.jpg|
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| Image:Damien turner diaper butt.jpg| [[shit]] his diaper
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| Image:Damien turner bent diapered.jpg|
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| Image:Damien Turner Thickly Diapered.jpg|
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| Image:Damien Turner in a sagging diaper.jpg|
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| Image:Damien Turner Checking His Diaper.jpg|
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| Image:Skyefox babyfag.jpg
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| File:Diaper Charlie s Crying by Charlie Barkin.jpg|[[lie|Babyfurs are known for creating amazingly realistic art!]]
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| File:Tumblr lplr7ua58j1qgrkieo1 500.jpg|Children smoking [[weed]]...
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| File:Stinkkrinkly.jpg|[[Noone|Nobody]] wants to be a stinky crinkly.
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| </gallery>|0}}
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| ==Links and a list of known babyfur scum==
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| * [[Knuffy]]
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| * ''[[Incontinent Student Bodies]]''
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| * [[Shmorky]]
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| * [[Luca Shoal]]
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| * [[COTI]]
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| * [[Crinklepedia]]
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| * [[Suede Bear]]
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| * [[Simba Wion]]
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| * [[KurtBatz]]
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| * [[Bastnfalkr]]
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| * [[TheWetRabbit]]
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| * [[Alexreynard]]
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| * [[Damaron]]
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| * [http://astolpho.deviantart.com/ Astolpho]
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| * [[August Yifu]]
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| * [[Sonmanic]]
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| * [[Alan The Panda]] - a pedo Babyfur (natch) who was v&
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| * [[Zareth]] - a babyfur, and a [[zoophile]]
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| * [http://blazeheartpanther.deviantart.com Blazeheart Panther]
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| * [http://tavi-munk.deviantart.com Tavi-Munk]
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Necrofur]] - Polar opposite.
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| * ''[[Softpaw Magazine]]''
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| * [[Critter]]
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| * [[Diaperfur]]
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| * [[Infantilism]]
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| * [[Sick fucks]]
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| * [[Pedophilia]]
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| * [[User:BabyDamien|Damien Turner]] -Uploaded pictures of himself in diapers to ED.
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| ==Links==
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| * {{ljcomm|user=baby_furs}}
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| * {{ljcomm|user=babyfur}}
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| * [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/babyfursunited Babyfurs United]
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| * {{ljcomm|user=dirtyfurs}}
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| * [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/babyfur An easily trollable babyfur Steam group]
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| * [http://babyfur.me Babyfur.me] , a Social Network for the fucks
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| * [http://babyfurs.deviantart.com/ Babyfur Group] on [[DeviantART]]
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