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| [[Image:CorkyBravo.jpg|thumb|left|210px|Hes single Homos]]
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| Corky also known as Nick Bravo, NickBravoLives, TheRealNickBravo, or by his real name "Ryan Fester", is a batshit insane Internet "activist" and a massive [[YouTube]] [[lolcow]]. His "activism" consists of going to infowars.com and absorbing whatever shit is posed there and rambling about it in a [[YouTube]] video or paying a public access TV channel (access [[Weed|Humboldt]]) to post his insane ramblings. Corky resembles [[RootBrian|Rootfag]] in 10 years in the future after his mom kicks him out of the house. Still [[unemployed]] living in a [[Homeless|van]], still in need of a [[dental plan]], and of course still on [[rich|disability]]. He is currently [[Pedophilia|living in his van]] (license plate 1HMJ214) and trying to become an [[Unrealistic Expectations|actor]] in Hollywood.
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| Ryan Fester gained his lulzcow status in an act of unintentional trolling when running for [[Hippy|Arcata]] City Council, where he discriminated himself as an “experienced occultist”. Then after specularly losing that election he got [[raped|busted by the police]] for eating $2.50 in salami [[crap|nuggets]] and refusing to pay. He changed his name legally to "Nicholas Bravo" [[Faggot|after his favorite actor]] Nicolas Cage. The nick name Corky was given to him because his ramblings resemble those of Corky from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_Goes_On_(TV_series) Life Goes On], who also has [[aspie|Down syndrome]].
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| |<video type="youtube" id="uHFbaEDZorY" width="640" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/> <br /><center>'''100 Days Of Fail Start'''</center>
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| |<video type="youtube" id="39mecLY8P3k" width="640" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/> <br /><center>'''100 Days Of Fail End'''</center>
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| ==Lulzy IRL Corky moments==
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| Bravo was [[GTFO|fired]] from his store clerk job at a Phoenix branch of Circle-K in April 2009 after [[NO NIGGERS|refusing to serve an African American]] customer and calling him a “[[Drunk|Drunken]] [[Nigger]]”. He remained “[[Poor|unemployed]]” in Phoenix for the remainder of the year and after his free accommodation ended when his [[faggot|room mate]] Paul Garett also known as {{yt|HappyCabbie}} was evicted and he became “[[homeless]]”.
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| He [[scam|conned]] Youtube citizens out of [[Jew gold|$1400 worth of “donations”]] with an outlandish e-begging scam last Christmas and he has recently published a new appeal for more “donations”.
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| He was on the record admitting that he’d spent the $1400 on [[Hookers and Blow|“Beer & Hookers]]” on his own BlogTV video blogging channel (Now suspended after it was used to harass his former room mate {{yt|HappyCabbie}}) and went on to say that one [[Loli|young]] [[Whore|black Phoenix hooker]] alone cost him $300.
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| His SpikeBravo Youtube channel was [[B&|suspended]] after death threats were issued and other Terms Of Service violations were committed, but feckless Bravo opened a new account called <s>ProfessorBravo, hilariously endowing himself with a Professorship</s> lol b&.
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| His only video on his ProfessorBravo channel was e-begging $249 dollars in his latest scam which purports to liberate his possessions from an Arcata storage facility.
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| == Alleged Pedophilia ==
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| {{squote|Yesterday I was driving around town and I spotted a highly suspicious whitish-grey beater of a van with a cracked windshield parked on the side of a road. A short distance up I noticed there was a man approximately 5'8 to 5'9 dressed in hobo clothes with sunglasses on hunched over talking to two girls around the ages of 8-9 years old. I turned to park and when I got out of my truck he wheeled quickly around after he heard my door shut. I began walking towards him and he started off to his van but not before i half yelled to him "do you know these girls?!?" he looked towards me and replied with something but i couldnt make out what he was saying but i noticed that he was wearing a hearing aid. the girls walked back towards the playground. i hurried towards my truck so i could follow him. i looked in my rear view and saw him got in his van but i did not see him in the drivers seat. so i got out of the truck and marched towards his van. i could tell by just looking through his windshield that he was living there as there was crap all over. he was hiding or something.
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| so i took down his license plate #: 1HMJ214
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| When I got back to my truck, I heard his van start and he pulled out in the opposite direction.
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| please people keep an out for this guy and watch your kids
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| He was approximately 5'8-5'9
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| bald with scraggly blondish facial hair
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| hearing aid
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| sunglasses|[http://www.topix.com/forum/city/eureka-ca/T9R2PRPU7T414HRET Lookout:1HMJ214 Cracked Windsheld] }}
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| == Rage Quit From Youtube ==
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| {{quote|"I have a serial cyber-stalker, and he has loyal friends who help him stalk me. Youtube has done nothing and I am concerned for my safety. This is why I shut down my channel and have left youtube. It was draining me psychologically and emotionally. I sincerely hope any of you who followed my channel understand why I had to do this.".}}
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| |<video type="youtube" id="uMQvicpxgLA" width="640" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/> <br /><center>'''Death Threat'''</center>
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| |<video type="youtube" id="IGaBB8Yn6KU" width="640" height="360" frame="true" position="center"/> <br /><center>'''From Batshit insane truther to pop news sheeple'''</center>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Rootbrian]] - Appears to be and act like a younger version of Nick Bravo and just as lulzy to troll
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| *[[Dental Plan]]
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| *[[Unemployed]]
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| *[[Jawsus]]
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| *[[Removing your YouTube videos]]
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| *[[Delusional]]
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| [[Category:Abnormal Psych]]
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| {{Timeline|Featured article September 30 & October 1, [[2011]]|[[Randi Harper]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[James Cordone]]}}
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