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[[Image:kapparot.jpg|thumb|Jews thinking about betraying the goys.]] | [[Image:kapparot.jpg|thumb|Jews thinking about betraying the goys.]] | ||
As we all know, only the jews would be capable and willing to betray the goys. Their strategy is to sell something which has nothing changed at all, for a much higher price than before and make endless profit. Their plan was hecked out after a usual kapparot ritual. | As we all know, only the jews would be capable and willing to betray the goys. Their strategy is to sell something which has nothing changed at all, for a much higher price than before and make endless profit. Their plan was hecked out after a usual kapparot ritual. | ||
Revision as of 15:25, 5 October 2011
The Great iPhone 4S disappointment of 2011 or iPhone 4S: "and nothing has changed" incident occured on 4th October, 2011, when everyone expected after 15 months of waiting an iPhone 5 with complete revolutionary innovations like mind uploading possibility or human shape shifting device.
What they get
- Faster processer A5: only useful for foreveralones who enjoy gaming
- Siri: silly and unuseful intelligence assistant (notice the typical broken computer voice pronunciation)
- More battery lifteime: speech time is now 8 hours, before it was 7 hours
Located disadvantage
The weight is now 140 grams, before it was 137 grams.
Their plan how to make profit
- Change nothing
- Put a S after the iPhone 4
- ???
- Profit
The jews did the Great iPhone 4S disappointment of 2011
As we all know, only the jews would be capable and willing to betray the goys. Their strategy is to sell something which has nothing changed at all, for a much higher price than before and make endless profit. Their plan was hecked out after a usual kapparot ritual.