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[[File:IAntiVirus_Were_a_Miracle_by_dragon-goddess.jpg|thumb|left|Remember. Its a miracle.]] [[File:PregnantAiden-1.jpg|thumb|right|Not a fetish.]]If you look at her gallery you're inclined to find hundreds of [[fugly|beautiful]] drawings of her lesbian pairing Aiden and Fiona both of which seem to constantly be suffering from [[STD|pregnancy]]. By this point in time its safe to assume that babies walk out of them like a [[goatse|vortex]]. | [[File:IAntiVirus_Were_a_Miracle_by_dragon-goddess.jpg|thumb|left|Remember. Its a miracle.]] [[File:PregnantAiden-1.jpg|thumb|right|Not a fetish.]]D-G has an incredible hard-on for pregnancy. Whenever there is a [[fat fuck|pregnant woman]] around, Eien can sense it much like Professor Oak can sense when bikes are being used indoors. Her unused vagina gets moist and she proceeds to [[[lactate]]. As a result, she draws a lot of it. If you look at her gallery you're inclined to find hundreds of [[fugly|beautiful]] drawings of her lesbian pairing Aiden and Fiona both of which seem to constantly be suffering from [[STD|pregnancy]]. By this point in time its safe to assume that babies walk out of them like a [[goatse|vortex]]. | ||
Dragon-goddess tries so hard to [[lie|convince]] everyone that pregnancy is a 'miracle'. Remember she is a [[retard|serious]] artist, and she proves this by drawing her pregnant [[Mary sue|OCs]] in the nude in sultry poses. She likes to reuse the word 'miracle' [[over 9000]] times by mentioning it in the artist comments, title and in the art itself. This is most likely to detour people into thinking that pregnancy isn't a [[fetish]] that she faps to at night. Any comment suggesting such will result in her claiming [http://comments.deviantart.com/1/174901791/1612763203 her pregger art is different from other pregger art]. If you ask her about her pregnancy she will tell you about how as a Lesbian she can never have children of her own and lament her being [[forever alone|a virgin]]. In her world only [[cock|miracles]] make babies. | Dragon-goddess tries so hard to [[lie|convince]] everyone that pregnancy is a 'miracle'. Remember she is a [[retard|serious]] artist, and she proves this by drawing her pregnant [[Mary sue|OCs]] in the nude in sultry poses. She likes to reuse the word 'miracle' [[over 9000]] times by mentioning it in the artist comments, title and in the art itself. This is most likely to detour people into thinking that pregnancy isn't a [[fetish]] that she faps to at night. Any comment suggesting such will result in her claiming [http://comments.deviantart.com/1/174901791/1612763203 her pregger art is different from other pregger art]. If you ask her about her pregnancy she will tell you about how as a Lesbian she can never have children of her own and lament her being [[forever alone|a virgin]]. In her world only [[cock|miracles]] make babies. |
Revision as of 17:53, 12 October 2011
Dragon-goddess also known as Blue-Rosa, also known as Eien is a plagarist attention whore who draws amazing animu art. Her hobbies include whining, being a virgin, and sucking the dicks of popular artists so they can be BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. She believes it's perfectly fine to draw the same way for several years with little improvement or variety. She also has a sick fetish for drawing pregnant women badly.
Her art
Dragon-goddess seems to have the idea stuck in her head that if you add more detail it equals to your level of artistic talent, even if you have no fucking idea what you're doing. Her faces constantly look like they were hit with a blunt object and her anatomy seems to go up and down like a rollercoaster. Mostly this is because she references what she can't draw. Which is pretty much everything. Her collage of traced body parts often create a downs Frankenstien but uglier. Even tracing can't get her to draw anything remotely good.
Calling her out on her bullshit will only result in you being blocked and hidden from her page with hilarious results. She'll also delete the evidence to keep her loyal fans oblivious so screenshot the hell out of her before she deletes fucking everything.
—Dragon-Goddess, Clearly not looking at her own art |
Despite her constant theivery, lack of originality and skill, Dragon-Goddess likes to treat herself like a true popular artist. This entails giving motivational art speeches, doing commissions, livestreaming, only doing art trades with high quality artists and teaching others how to draw. Yes, she also believes that she is very talented and therefore qualified to teach others how to be a hack with her awesome video tutorials. Watch and learn! Maybe one day you'll be able to draw just like her.
Pregnancy fetish
D-G has an incredible hard-on for pregnancy. Whenever there is a pregnant woman around, Eien can sense it much like Professor Oak can sense when bikes are being used indoors. Her unused vagina gets moist and she proceeds to [[[lactate]]. As a result, she draws a lot of it. If you look at her gallery you're inclined to find hundreds of beautiful drawings of her lesbian pairing Aiden and Fiona both of which seem to constantly be suffering from pregnancy. By this point in time its safe to assume that babies walk out of them like a vortex.
Dragon-goddess tries so hard to convince everyone that pregnancy is a 'miracle'. Remember she is a serious artist, and she proves this by drawing her pregnant OCs in the nude in sultry poses. She likes to reuse the word 'miracle' over 9000 times by mentioning it in the artist comments, title and in the art itself. This is most likely to detour people into thinking that pregnancy isn't a fetish that she faps to at night. Any comment suggesting such will result in her claiming her pregger art is different from other pregger art. If you ask her about her pregnancy she will tell you about how as a Lesbian she can never have children of her own and lament her being a virgin. In her world only miracles make babies.
Some people even tell her how pretty her art is.
—Some of her supporters, helping her self-esteem |
Attention whoring
Bawww
It is difficult to tell what Dragon-Goddess's has a very high or low self-esteem. Every month or so she regains eyesight and realizes how shit her art actually is and sighs about it while threatening to quit as her fans reluctantly convince her not to. The more likely scenario is she doesn't hate her art and just loves the attention she gets when she's having emotional rl troubles. She has the tendency to turn every topic into something about her and her sad little life to anyone. When that fails she'll half-heartedly attempt suicide. She will often reblog endless baww photos and albums of Linkin Park on her shitty tumblr. Most likely if Dragon-goddess were to realize the existence of this page she'd start touching herself in joy.
It's fairly obvious that she loves the sound of her own voice as she has many tl;dr artist comments, generally stating her thoughts, feelings and an update on her menstural cycle as if we really give a shit. Even when talking to someone through comments you can reply to her with half a sentence and she'll reply with a 1000 word essay.
Cocksucking
She'll comment on popular artists works with tips on how to draw in the dire hopes that they will reply and acknoledge her exsistence, quickly wetting herself with excitment if they do. Somehow she manages to reply to 5 word replies with fucking paragraphs. Most of the time when she receives more than one reply she'll consider herself to be friends and daringly ask for an art trade.
Sexuality
Dragon-Goddess often openly admits that she's bisexual and by God is she quick to remind everyone that she has an online lesbian relationship omg . Apparently she met her girlfriend |Fie-2x4 irl but is still embarrassingly a virgin. This might just be because she's not really into vagina but figures claiming so will help get them atensuns she so desperately hopes for.
—Dragon-Goddess, Unsure how to tell her girlfriend she just wants dick. |
She also likes to express how a lesbian relationship works even though she doesn't know a thing. But if you had to know how to do something in order to teach it then she wouldn't be making art tutorials.
Words of Wisdom
—Dragon-goddess most used word. |
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Gallery
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Referenced the same image twice, cause why fix what isn't broke?
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Those fish look like a direct copy-paste
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She insists its not an obsession
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What she daydreams about.
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How many babies can you spot?
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The true intention behind pray for Japan
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Improvment.