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Even though it's a well-known fact that there are no niggers on the internet, several months ago a wild black person appeared on a harmless troll board. Apparently, for several years he'd been disguising himself as a basement dwelling white guy who reads comic books on another site filled with 13 year old boys. He revealed himself to be a middle-aged nigger named Charles Wilson Jr. Appropriately enough, he'd been using the online name of BLACKFOOT. This batshit crazy nigger has also adopted at least five other sock accounts in order to try to fool the smart white folk into thinking there were more niggers in the neighborhood. Now, if this were suburbia all the white people would've seen the niggers moving into the area, realized that their property value was about to drop faster than Bristol Palin's panties on prom night, and left town. Unfortunately for Charles, this was a troll board he'd moved into and they don't take kindly to niggers.
Internet Vigilantism
Mr. Charles Wilson Jr doesn't like the word "nigger". He doesn't like it so much that he agreed to fight anyone who would say it to his face. One brave troll took him up on this challenge. However, when repeatedly asked to provide a place and time so that he could do it, all Charles did was avoid the answer. Eventually he said that he'd be in Conchaga's neighborhood to watch his favorite team, The Dallas Cowboys. Charles didn't take into account that Eagles fans would probably kick his ass before Conchaga could, simply for wearing any team gear that wasn't for the Eagles. When pressed to give a specific location in the city, the nigger failed at google maps and wouldn't answer. Finally, he said he'd meet at City Hall. The last step was to schedule a time to show. He named a date, but wouldn't name a time of day. Now, this is important. If one is to identify a single nigger in Philly, one must know the specific time. Otherwise, it's like trying to find a nigger in a niggerstack. The appointed date came and went and Charles never named a time to meet. The Cowboys lost to the Eagles and the nigger lost to the trolls, so Charles was forced to go to the failcave to plan his next attack. He left Troll Kingdom for two months due to shame. Conchaga declared victory for the internet, and all seemed to go better than expected.
BLACKFOOT Resurfaces
Two months after Conchaga had proven that Charles was nothing more than a nigger with a keyboard, he reappeared on Troll Kingdom.
It is suggested to all those interested that they troll this nigger off the internet.
Threats of lolsuits on Comicon
Apparently, Charles dislikes the word nigger so much, he's threatening to sue Conchaga. Read the thread.
List of BLACKFOOT's Supporters
- James Bogner aka Geedis
- Danny Hellman aka faggot, aka Hellbilly
Gallery
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Silly negro, you're a jungle bunny. What are you doing in the woods?
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Puffy lips, fat nose, and a sloped forehead = stereotypical nigger
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It says dirty next to the handles. That's "stolen" in niggerspeak.
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Dubs + decals = failed whip.
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When cooking meth, always use protection.
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Charles and his two brothers Eric and Danny, with their mom pretending to be white
External Links
- The TL;DR thread that started it all
- MySpace
- Gibberish Blog
- Hyperboard
- Company Info
- LOL Google Mapped