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Men can also use the fat girl angle shot in order to turn into an [[E-donis]].
This technique is also occasionally referred to as the "[[LiveJournal|livejournal]] head tilt",  which we also see used on a variety of other [[social networking sites]]..  All these girls have, man, is just a bunch of [[misleading thumbnail]]s.
See also [[BBWchan]] (where they want more than just a fat girl angle shot) and [[Hot or Not]] (where FGAS techniques are perfected).
==Technique==
[[Image:FatGirlAngleShot.jpg|thumb|left|240px|A textbook case of the Fat Girl Angle Shot.]]
If you are [[fat]] and need to take a good-looking picture of yourself, basic [[camwhore]] rules apply: you have to use [[high contrast]], wear copious amounts of makeup, etc. However, be certain that you take special precautions to hide your fat.
* Never look down at the camera, as it emphasizes your double chin.
* Always [[high contrast|blast the contrast]] way up to mask your bad complexion, rolls, bedsores, et cetera.
* ADD [[Nice_try|FILTERS]]! They make you deep
* [[Rape|Fuck up]] the quality. Everyone LOVES fuzzy pictures.
* If you feel the audience is right (i.e. fat-sympathetic), you might want to include cleavage. However, never go below the [[boobs]], because it's all disaster from there. Remember: if there's no full body shot, there's no proof you are fat!
*Note: [[some argue|some say]] that if you have never posted a full body shot on the [[Internet]], then you must be a fatty. This is true about 95% of the time. If you are not a fatty, [[pictures plz]].
==Prime Examples==
{{cg|Gallery of 'Before and After' Shots|beforeaftergallery|center|<gallery perrow="2" widths="300" heights="300">
Image:Ashley Kaliskis Pudge.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:Ashley Kaliskis.jpg|WITHOUT!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="2" widths="300" heights="300">
Image:Fatgirlangletits_are_not_enuf1.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:Fatgirlangletits_are_not_enuf2.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:rlkafter.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:rlkbefore.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:Coreman.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:10112007998.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:Mystform.JPG|WITH FGAS...
Image:Heather.JPG|WITHOUT!
Image:fat4.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:fat5.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:Melissamcan_FGAS_1.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:Melissamcan_FGAS_2.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:MasterofAngleShot1.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:MasterofAngleShot2.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:L_53cf8b936d5e4d218afefaf587b4ee15.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:L_0a95980da9f44adab62a97cbdf71baf2.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:Fatgirlangle.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:Fatgirlangle2.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:Fgas.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:WITHOUT.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:Bef.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:Aft.jpg|WITHOUT!
image:With_FGAS.jpg|WITH FGAS...
image:Without_FGAS.jpg‎|WITHOUT!
Image:000E000wnQf.jpg|WITH FGAS..
Image:TQlUp2052599-02.jpg|AND WITHOUT
</gallery>|}}
==FGAS + Cropping==
<center>[[Image:FGAS_plus_Crop.jpg|800px|]]</center>
==Victims of the FGAS, and how to overcome the shame==
Typically, victims of the FGAS wind up having sex with the fat girl in the picture, either because of hard liquor or their growing tired of fapping to the "Big [[Tits]]" series.  Either way, after the deed is done (typically involving spelunking for a lost condom), the FGAS victim is ripe for ridicule and spirited jabs.
For the victim, there is a choice.  They can either keep fucking [[fat chicks]], or they can better themselves by learning the tells of the FGAS and avoiding such situations in the future.  Such tips are:
* In a top-down picture, are her thighs as big as her breasts?  Then she's a [[fatty]].
* Does her upper arm skin fold over her forearm?  Then she's a [[fatty]].
* Is there any quantity of empty SPAM cans or junk food containers in the background?  Yep.  [[Fatty]].
==Gallery of Whales==
{{cg|Gallery of Fat Girl Angle Shots|FGASGallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Angle Shot Master.jpg|Bow down to the Master.
Image:Chinchan1.jpg|[[Chin-Chan|Chin Chan]] can remove ALL her chins.
Image:FGAS_Boobs.jpg|[[No|Ever seen a skinny girl with boobs that size?]]
Image:Ohdeargod.jpg|A little more complex, this FGAS utilizes bubbles in an attempt to mask fat. Suggested only for pros.
<!-- HEY YOU FUCKING RETARDS, ONLY FOUR GO IN THE FIRST GALLERY, EVERYTHING ELSE GOES BELOW.-->
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:FATgirlangleshotlulz.jpg| This is why zoos need higher security.
Image:Doinitwrong.jpg| How to do it wrong
Image:Thinks_she's_sexy.jpg|Classic she's doing it wrong
Image:Noway.jpg|These are two pictures of the same girl. I shit you not.
Image:Weeaboo_trying_too_hard.jpg‎|Attention seeking 26 year old [[weeaboo]] bitch trying too hard.
Image:Fail_is_fail.jpg‎|Same bitch as in the previous. Fuckin gross.
Image:FGAS_weeaboo.jpg‎|Desperate [[weeaboo]] with FGAS
Image:Fat_bitch_cow_moo.JPG|Another case of the fat girl angle shot. OH GOD HER ARM WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
Image:Fat2.jpg|Proper technique is used; no n00b could tell she shops in the plus size stores.
Image:GotTheAngles.JPG|Awez... Such a tiny little head on such a huge body.
Image:Synnerg.jpg|Synnergy trying to look attractive so she can plant her eggs and then kill [[you]].
Image:Disappearingdoublechin.JPG|Look Ma I made my double chin disappear.
Image:Hamdemon.jpg|Oh, come on! It has never been done more wrongly!
Image:NiceTry.jpg|If you don't show below the boobs, people tend to believe they're the only bit thats huge.
Image:FattyMcFatFat.jpg|This dumb bitch has got her angles up the wrong way.
Image:Multiple_fat_girl.jpg|Fat girl but don't want to use angles? Sit in between your two biggest friends. Instant thinning!
Image:Pixelbeeangle.jpg|[[PixelBeeProductions]] looking slightly less obese than usual.
Image:IM001185_jpg.jpg|Nice try, but no ...
Image:1229913426 l.jpg|Ah, the camera pointing up technique
Image:gutty.jpg|Sucking it in and horizontal orientation won't hide that gut.
Image:Fat girl.jpg|no way to do it rite?
Image:Fatarmemo.jpg|Very subtle but unfortunately for her, the arm reveals her secret.
Image:Fatgirl_Before_and_After.jpg|Turn off lights, point camera down, hide the rolls with your face.
Image:Fat4b.jpg|Use crappy filters and special effects from whatever photo editing program came with your computer to distort your image even further. 
Image:Fat girl angle rong.jpg|Wrong again.
Image:OldFatWhore.jpg|She looks a lot better from this angle.  [[Srsly|Srsly Guys]]
Image:Girlmechafatgirl.jpg|A typical fat girl angle shot of [[Girlmecha]].
Image:Human_Iceberg.jpg|A textbook case of [[Doing it wrong|doin it rong]]
Image:Fat_girl_angle2.JPG|Another textbook case of a Fat Girl Angle Shot.
Image:Fatgirlfacebook.jpg|Girls of Facebook '08.
Image:Photo102-2.jpg|This is actually [[BBW]], not an angle shot
Image:Manateechan.jpg|[[Manatee-chan]], latest employer of this technique.
Image:Fatgirlon4chan.png| Fat girl in the wild.
Image:Esachasa_FGAS.jpg|[[Esachasa]] tried... maybe..
Image:TTT Collar.JPG|What a [[TTT|lazy fat bastard]].
Image:Wrongagain.jpg|wrong way again.
Image:FGAS K.jpg|Hey, she's pretty cute, I can easy give her the hawt beef injectio... OMG AHHHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE
Image:Thenfanskrystal.jpg‎|Woah, cute pink lil' walrus :3
Image:Fgas nice try.jpg|[[Nice try]]...
Image:FatGirlandherFGAS.JPG|Fat Nigger Loving Whore using FGAS
Image:FGAS_001.jpg|Look at that arm fat...tasty
Image:FGAS_002.jpg|She's asking for it... a twinkie
Image:It'smeltingggg.jpg|Classic example, complete with saggy tits
Image:Froggy.jpg|This girl looks like a frog IRL.
Image:Fatty chick.jpg|Would you like fries with a cake?
Image:Fat bitch2.jpg|the pic may be small but that doesn't change your size fatass.
Image:Doing_it_wrongBritman.jpg|Another classic example of Doing it Wrong.
Image:Fatgirlangleshotjessy.JPG|[[lol wut]]
Image:Sirenz_of_gaia.jpg|Even a flower cant help that
Image:Ashley_Kaliskis_nasty.jpg|Doesn't want to do it rite
</gallery>|0}}
==Related Articles==
*[[Pear Chan]] - a supreme example of FGAS
*[[Camwhore]]
* [[Girl Drama]]
*[[BBW Porn Sites]]
*[[Duckface]]
*[[Queen Kong]]
*[[Girlvinyl]]
==External Links==
*[http://myspace.com the native habitat of the FGAS]
*[http://www.epjournal.net/filestore/EP08573585.pdf Academic research proves the validity of the FGAS (PDF)]
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