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Brokeback Mountain is a 134 minute movie by Ang Lee based on a 15-page short story by Annie Proulx ( | Brokeback Mountain is a 134 minute movie by Ang Lee based on a 15-page short story by Annie Proulx, who won a big-ass award because her shitty, preachy story had tender scenes of faggotry in it. (The Color Purple did the same thing, but with lesbians.) As a result of the small size of the short story (and Heath Ledger's [[dongs|amazing acting performance]]), the movie is filled with lots of bullshit filler material. Only four things from the original story remain in the movie: | ||
# Gay Sex | # Gay Sex | ||
# Cheating on Wives to have Gay Sex | # Cheating on Wives to have Gay Sex | ||
The remainder of the storyline was lifted from "Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding" from [[South Park]]. Trey Parker and Matt Stone attempted to sue, but quickly discovered not only does faggotry provide immunity to legal action, but they'd already ripped off so much shit to cram into South Park's nearest convenient orifice, nobody would take them seriously. | |||
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Revision as of 05:53, 10 February 2013
Summary
Bareback Mountin' (moar like Heath Ledgers Big Gay Love Fountain amiright?) is widely known as the movie in which Heath Ledger admitted to being a raging faggot. Because of the epic lulz that resulted, a bunch of faggots decided to come after his wood. Many could argue that Big Gay Mountain Orgy was what caused Mr. Ledger to be painkiller pwn'd, and they would be absolutely fucking right. Not days after Bareback Sick Fuck was released to the public, God realized that Heath Ledger had gone astray and therefore needed to be pwnd.
Plot
Here are the main outlines of the plot:
- After World War II ended, two furries start herding sheep.
- Unable to fuck the sheep, they become sexually frustrated and begin to turn.
- They decide to have buttsecks instead.
- As you are a heterosexual male you will not understand how much baw and srs this movie is. At least that's what your girlfriend likes to scream into your ear every time you make a gay joke about it.
- Cowboys don't need condoms.
Reaction
Weightlifting enthusiast Fereck was known to ejaculate 12 times during a screening of Brokeback Mountain that took place behind his local Gold's Gym. He said this broke his previous record of 9 times which was set as a reaction to Home Alone 2.
Origin
Brokeback Mountain is a 134 minute movie by Ang Lee based on a 15-page short story by Annie Proulx, who won a big-ass award because her shitty, preachy story had tender scenes of faggotry in it. (The Color Purple did the same thing, but with lesbians.) As a result of the small size of the short story (and Heath Ledger's amazing acting performance), the movie is filled with lots of bullshit filler material. Only four things from the original story remain in the movie:
- Gay Sex
- Cheating on Wives to have Gay Sex
The remainder of the storyline was lifted from "Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding" from South Park. Trey Parker and Matt Stone attempted to sue, but quickly discovered not only does faggotry provide immunity to legal action, but they'd already ripped off so much shit to cram into South Park's nearest convenient orifice, nobody would take them seriously.
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