Chris

Chris is the sort of name a turd would have, if turds had names.

Which Chris do you want?

The current big Chris of the now.

• Chris Benoit, a wrestler who went batshit and murdered his kid and wife and then himself?
• Chris Bores, the AVGN ripoff?
• Christian Weston Chandler, autistic cum-eating homophobe with Sonic recolors who fucks animu dolls?
• Chris Crocker: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
• Chris Forcand, Canadian pedophile who was sent to jail by Anonymous and co.? brb church
• Chris Hansen, who would like you to take a seat over there?
• Chris Morris, former British radio presenter known for Brass Eye and The Day Today?
• Christopher Paul Whitney, better known as Fatman, a morbidly obese lunatic who uploads videos of him eating on JewTube?

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