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== 9/11 Attacks Views == | == 9/11 Attacks Views == | ||
Kingscrusher has widely supported the 9/11 attacks(or 11/9 in his fucked up country). He has stated in his facebook "So today is September 11th, my favourite day of the year. RIP people on the planes who intended to crash into the evil towers of America. You have weakened them. Thank you." The post was deleted soon after he realized it was wrong and that he was a fat terrorist paki. Kingscrusher is also very racist against Jews, Chinese, Japanese, Canadians and Germans, even though he supported Germany exterminating the Jews. | Kingscrusher has widely supported the 9/11 attacks(or 11/9 in his fucked up country). He has stated in his facebook "So today is [[September 11th]], my favourite day of the year. RIP people on the planes who intended to crash into the evil towers of America. You have weakened them. Thank you." The post was deleted soon after he realized it was wrong and that he was a fat terrorist paki. Kingscrusher is also very racist against Jews, Chinese, Japanese, Canadians and Germans, even though he supported Germany exterminating the Jews. | ||
==How to troll him== | ==How to troll him== | ||
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Tryfon Costas Gavriel is a fat British Internet celebrity and chess-player. His titles include FIDE Candidate Master (CM)& British Regional Master. Tryfon Gavriel's Youtube channel has had over 7 million views and he is widely considered the worst online chess commentator due to his constant farting and ranting. Gavriel's knowledge and passion for the gayme of chess has helped educate and inspire chess players from all over the world. His other hobbies are watching the latest films, Computing, going out, seeing friends, watching TV.
The beginning
Tryfon got interested in chess through being playing with his registered sex offender father at a young age. He then started playing against him regularly with the chess pieces as he enjoyed it. The openings typically went: e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 (The Giuoco Piano!). He thinks this was a simple opening to start playing chess with, although boringly symmetrical. He thinks this explains why he is into the Indian systems, and not the classical systems! Being an arrogant prick, he compares himself with Garry Kasparov on his personal website.
Primary openings
Kingscrusher is experienced in the Kings Indian defence, Svenshnikov sicillian, and plays both d4 and e4 with the white pieces. He has his favourite systems with the white pieces because he is a nazifag.
Career highlights
December 1997: Beat first International Master - IM Danny Kopec (USA) in December London Internationals. The following is the game score:
November 2011: His other career highlight was talking to a girl for the first time. Tryfon asked her on a date and she said "No, your tits are larger than mine, I would feel weird." I suppose it wasn't only his ugliness, but he asked her out on Chesscube.com, which really doesn't qualify as talking to a girl. Disregard this then, Kingscrusher has never talked to a girl yet.
Ways of Winning
Kingscrusher's plays on Chesscube. His games are usually won on winning on time in a lost position(because he sucks cock at chess) or performing cheap tricks.
Jewtube Channel
Kingscrusher uploads videos of him playing chess on the internet web server ICC. Kingscrusher is a mastermind into tricking his fan base into thinking he is good at chess because he pickpockets his videos. Nearly all of them are him winning because he only uploads his wins, not because he is good. Let's face it, Kingscrusher sucks as chess and is a fail at life. His fan base is totally hypnotized by him. Kingscrusher has no life, this proves he can easily pick and choose his games. The Kingscrusher fan base(surprised he has any) is about as intelligent of a Justin Bieber fan.
Health
Kingscrusher suffers from downs sydrome. Kingscrusher is unable to do simple tasks, like walking up the stairs or riding a bike. His mental conditions are very unstable. He cries himself to sleep each night because he is so pathetic and the best thing he accomplished in his life was winning on time against a grandmaster. He also is sociopathic, antisocial, and enjoys having sexual intercourse with his dog, Kaylie because he is can't get a girl.
9/11 Attacks Views
Kingscrusher has widely supported the 9/11 attacks(or 11/9 in his fucked up country). He has stated in his facebook "So today is September 11th, my favourite day of the year. RIP people on the planes who intended to crash into the evil towers of America. You have weakened them. Thank you." The post was deleted soon after he realized it was wrong and that he was a fat terrorist paki. Kingscrusher is also very racist against Jews, Chinese, Japanese, Canadians and Germans, even though he supported Germany exterminating the Jews.
How to troll him
1. Link him to this page
2. Tell him that he will nevar be as good as Kasparov and remind him that his ELO rating is obviously exaggerated by the online chess sites that he frequents.
2. Tell him that he is too fat to ever win a serious competition, even if it's a chess event.
3. ????
4. Profit!
Moar trolling
1. Get to http://www.chesscube.com where he has his own public chat room (called KingsCrusher Cafe)
2. ????
3. Profit!
OFFENDED?
If you have been offended by this page, you need to man the fuck up and grow a pair or view this to calm you down: Offended
Gallery
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See the resemblance? Me neither. -
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Kingscrusher's cat named Fluffy. Which shows that he is a furry, too. -
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