- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Kingscrusher: Difference between revisions
imported>Beampaki |
imported>Creative Username |
||
| Line 6: | Line 6: | ||
==The beginning== | ==The beginning== | ||
Tryfon got interested in chess through being | Tryfon got interested in chess through being molested by his father at a young age with chess pieces. He then started playing against him regularly with the chess pieces as he enjoyed it. The openings typically went: e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 (The Giuoco Piano!). He thinks this was a simple opening to start playing chess with, although boringly symmetrical. He thinks this explains why he [[Fetish|is into]] the [[Indian|Indian]] systems, and not the classical systems! Being an arrogant prick, he compares himself with [[Russia|Garry Kasparov]] on his [http://www.gtryfon.demon.co.uk/bcc/Author_information/chesscv.htm personal website]. | ||
==Primary openings== | ==Primary openings== | ||
| Line 17: | Line 17: | ||
46. Qh4 Qd4+ 47. Be3 Qxf6 48. Ne7+ Qxe7 49. Bg5 Qe5 50. Bxd8 Qd4+ 0-1]] | 46. Qh4 Qd4+ 47. Be3 Qxf6 48. Ne7+ Qxe7 49. Bg5 Qe5 50. Bxd8 Qd4+ 0-1]] | ||
November 2011: His other career highlight was talking to a girl for the first time | November 2011: His other career highlight was talking to a girl for the first time. Tryfon asked her on a date and she said "No, you ugly fat bitch." I suppose it wasn't only his ugliness, but he asked her out on Chesscube.com, which really doesn't qualify as talking to a girl. Disregard this then, Kingscrusher has never talked to a girl yet. | ||
== Ways of Winning == | == Ways of Winning == | ||
Kingscrusher plays on Chesscube. His | Kingscrusher's plays on Chesscube. His games are usually won on winning on time in a lost position(because he sucks cock at chess) or performing cheap tricks. | ||
== Jewtube Channel == | == Jewtube Channel == | ||
The fat ass also posts youtube videos of playing on the ICC((I) am a (C)ocksucking (C)oont loser so I play here) of him winning on time or using cheap tricks. He also pickpockets his recordings and 99% of his videos are when he wins, and the other 1% when he loses or draws. This is to make the community think he is good at chess. If the fanboy population though for a moment, they would know he sucked based on these calculations: | |||
Kingscrusher is on the computer 18 hours a day. 3 are of him arguing on chesscube, 3 are him jacking off to whale/dog/fat girl porn, and 12 are of him playing on the ICC doing recordings. Lets say his average game on the ICC was 7 minutes.(he plays 5 minute chess.) He plays about 8.5 games an hour. 8.5 x 12 is 102. The pathetic low life plays 102 games per 12 hours. He uploads about 0-5 blitz videos per day. This means he chooses his best games in which he won(or 1 if he loses if he's desperate and needs the 0.005 dollars he makes per video to save up for his gay porn collection.) He barely posts any of his losses. He has lots of games to pick at to make the unfortunate, clueless viewers to think he is the best chess player on Youtube. Kingscrusher is a fail at chess and should resort to checkers. | |||
== Health == | == Health == | ||
| Line 33: | Line 40: | ||
Kingscrusher suffers from downs | Kingscrusher suffers from downs sydrome. Downs sydrome is a chromosomal condition caused by the presence of all or part of an extra 21st chromosome, which means Kingscrusher is fucking retarded. Kingscrusher is unable to do simple tasks, like walking up the stairs or riding a bike. His mental conditions are very unstable. He cries himself to sleep each night because he is so pathetic and the best thing he accomplished in his life was winning on time against a grandmaster. He also is sociopathic, antisocial, and enjoys having sexual intercourse with his dog, Kaylie because he is can't get a girl. | ||
== 9/11 Attacks Views == | == 9/11 Attacks Views == | ||
Kingscrusher has widely supported the 9/11 attacks(or 11/9 in his fucked up country). He has stated in his facebook "So today is | Kingscrusher has widely supported the 9/11 attacks(or 11/9 in his fucked up country). He has stated in his facebook "So today is September 11th, my favourite day of the year. RIP people on the planes who intended to crash into the evil towers of America. You have weakened them. Thank you." The post was deleted soon after he realized it was wrong and that he was a fat terrorist paki. Kingscrusher is also very racist against Jews, Chinese, Japanese, Canadians and Germans, even though he supported Germany exterminating the Jews. | ||
==How to troll him== | ==How to troll him== | ||
| Line 45: | Line 52: | ||
3. [[????|????]]<br> | 3. [[????|????]]<br> | ||
4. [[Profit!|Profit!]]<br> | 4. [[Profit!|Profit!]]<br> | ||
==[[Moar|Moar]] trolling== | ==[[Moar|Moar]] trolling== | ||
| Line 52: | Line 57: | ||
2. [[????|????]]<br> | 2. [[????|????]]<br> | ||
3. [[Profit!|Profit!]] | 3. [[Profit!|Profit!]] | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 01:48, 25 November 2011
| Hey! | 
|
This article isn't lulz just yet, but its coverage can spark a lollercoaster. You can help by reverting people who delete shit, and vandalizing their user pages. See this article on Google? Want to add something? Join us! |
|
Tryfon Costas Gavriel is a fat British Internet celebrity and chess-player. His titles include FIDE Candidate Master (CM)& British Regional Master. Tryfon Gavriel's Youtube channel has had over 7 million views and he is widely considered the worst online chess commentator due to his constant farting and ranting. Gavriel's knowledge and passion for the gayme of chess has helped educate and inspire chess players from all over the world. His other hobbies are watching the latest films, Computing, going out, seeing friends, watching TV.
The beginning
Tryfon got interested in chess through being molested by his father at a young age with chess pieces. He then started playing against him regularly with the chess pieces as he enjoyed it. The openings typically went: e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 (The Giuoco Piano!). He thinks this was a simple opening to start playing chess with, although boringly symmetrical. He thinks this explains why he is into the Indian systems, and not the classical systems! Being an arrogant prick, he compares himself with Garry Kasparov on his personal website.
Primary openings
Kingscrusher is experienced in the Kings Indian defence, Svenshnikov sicillian, and plays both d4 and e4 with the white pieces. He has his favourite systems with the white pieces because he is a nazifag.
Career highlights
December 1997: Beat first International Master - IM Danny Kopec (USA) in December London Internationals. The following is the game score:
November 2011: His other career highlight was talking to a girl for the first time. Tryfon asked her on a date and she said "No, you ugly fat bitch." I suppose it wasn't only his ugliness, but he asked her out on Chesscube.com, which really doesn't qualify as talking to a girl. Disregard this then, Kingscrusher has never talked to a girl yet.
Ways of Winning
Kingscrusher's plays on Chesscube. His games are usually won on winning on time in a lost position(because he sucks cock at chess) or performing cheap tricks.
Jewtube Channel
The fat ass also posts youtube videos of playing on the ICC((I) am a (C)ocksucking (C)oont loser so I play here) of him winning on time or using cheap tricks. He also pickpockets his recordings and 99% of his videos are when he wins, and the other 1% when he loses or draws. This is to make the community think he is good at chess. If the fanboy population though for a moment, they would know he sucked based on these calculations:
Kingscrusher is on the computer 18 hours a day. 3 are of him arguing on chesscube, 3 are him jacking off to whale/dog/fat girl porn, and 12 are of him playing on the ICC doing recordings. Lets say his average game on the ICC was 7 minutes.(he plays 5 minute chess.) He plays about 8.5 games an hour. 8.5 x 12 is 102. The pathetic low life plays 102 games per 12 hours. He uploads about 0-5 blitz videos per day. This means he chooses his best games in which he won(or 1 if he loses if he's desperate and needs the 0.005 dollars he makes per video to save up for his gay porn collection.) He barely posts any of his losses. He has lots of games to pick at to make the unfortunate, clueless viewers to think he is the best chess player on Youtube. Kingscrusher is a fail at chess and should resort to checkers.
Health
Kingscrusher suffers from downs sydrome. Downs sydrome is a chromosomal condition caused by the presence of all or part of an extra 21st chromosome, which means Kingscrusher is fucking retarded. Kingscrusher is unable to do simple tasks, like walking up the stairs or riding a bike. His mental conditions are very unstable. He cries himself to sleep each night because he is so pathetic and the best thing he accomplished in his life was winning on time against a grandmaster. He also is sociopathic, antisocial, and enjoys having sexual intercourse with his dog, Kaylie because he is can't get a girl.
9/11 Attacks Views
Kingscrusher has widely supported the 9/11 attacks(or 11/9 in his fucked up country). He has stated in his facebook "So today is September 11th, my favourite day of the year. RIP people on the planes who intended to crash into the evil towers of America. You have weakened them. Thank you." The post was deleted soon after he realized it was wrong and that he was a fat terrorist paki. Kingscrusher is also very racist against Jews, Chinese, Japanese, Canadians and Germans, even though he supported Germany exterminating the Jews.
How to troll him
1. Link him to this page
2. Tell him that he will nevar be as good as Kasparov and remind him that his ELO rating is obviously exaggerated by the online chess sites that he frequents.
2. Tell him that he is too fat to ever win a serious competition, even if it's a chess event.
3. ????
4. Profit!
Moar trolling
1. Get to http://www.chesscube.com where he has his own public chat room (called KingsCrusher Cafe)
2. ????
3. Profit!
Gallery
-
See the resemblance? Me neither. -
That's more like it. -
I suck at chess. -
Kingscrusher's cat named Fluffy. Which shows that he is a furry, too. -
Look alikes
