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==Introduction to 32" Waist-chan== | ==Introduction to 32" Waist-chan== | ||
'''32" Waist-chan''' hails from Worcester Massachusetts. She is a [[obese|shapely]], [[chubby|sexy]], and [[ugly|cute]] young girl and she wants you all to know about it; as evidenced by her multiple [[samefag|samefagging]] attempts across various boards.<p> | '''32" Waist-chan''' hails from Worcester Massachusetts. She is a [[obese|shapely]], [[chubby|sexy]], and [[ugly|cute]] young girl and she wants you all to know about it; as evidenced by her multiple [[samefag|samefagging]] attempts across various boards.<p> | ||
Despite claiming to be only 20 years old (lies, she is 23), she claims to have already attained a certified degree in clinical psychology, seizure development, computing science and the magic that is overclocking! This was all proven by her when she submitted copy & pasted excerpts from Wikipedia as great displays of her [[retard|knowledge]].< | Despite claiming to be only 20 years old (lies, she is 23), she claims to have already attained a certified degree in clinical psychology, seizure development, computing science and the magic that is overclocking! This was all proven by her when she submitted copy & pasted excerpts from Wikipedia as great displays of her [[retard|knowledge]].<p>She wants all of you [[pretty_cool_guy|losers]] to know about how she is fluent in over 9000 languages, some of which includes English, Japanese, German, Albanian, Spanish and French. | ||
So far she has ignored all users attempts to converse with her in her apparent native tongue, being only able to successfully demonstrate a basic grasp of one language; poor English. | So far she has ignored all users attempts to converse with her in her apparent native tongue, being only able to successfully demonstrate a basic grasp of one language; poor English. | ||
Originally recognized to have been creeping around the various [[Pixyteri]] threads that [[cancer|infect]] 4chan's cosplay & lolita board, /cgl, she first gained notable interest when attempting to join in on the (literal) witch hunt, declaring herself to be 100% [[attention_whore|hotter]] then [[Pixyteri]], and with a sexy, slimline 32" waist to boot. It was when she proceeding to post this image of her hot and [[chubby|sexy]] self that /cgl/ roared in collective [[LOL]]. | Originally recognized to have been creeping around the various [[Pixyteri]] threads that [[cancer|infect]] 4chan's cosplay & lolita board, /cgl, she first gained notable interest when attempting to join in on the (literal) witch hunt, declaring herself to be 100% [[attention_whore|hotter]] then [[Pixyteri]], and with a sexy, slimline 32" waist to boot. It was when she proceeding to post this image of her hot and [[chubby|sexy]] self that /cgl/ roared in collective [[LOL]]. | ||
[[File:Thirty-Two Inch Waist.jpg|thumb|"PT has a 32 inch waist? Now THIS is a 32 inch waist!"|center]] | [[File:Thirty-Two Inch Waist.jpg|thumb|"PT has a 32 inch waist? Now THIS is a 32 inch waist!"|center]] | ||
'''32" Waist-chan''', now affectionately dubbed by her fans, would then spend the next 3 hours defending herself left, right and centre against the horde. Refusing to accept any form of legitimate advice warning her to quit whilst ahead or face repercussion, she begun to backpedal furiously (possibly in an attempt to some inches off of that sexy waist), striking out at Anon's for being cruel | '''32" Waist-chan''', now affectionately dubbed by her fans, would then spend the next 3 hours defending herself left, right and centre against the horde. Refusing to accept any form of legitimate advice warning her to quit whilst ahead or face repercussion, she begun to backpedal furiously (possibly in an attempt to some inches off of that sexy waist), striking out at Anon's for being cruel | ||
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Image:SorceressLUNA Argument.png|32" Waist-chan discovered as having being a cunt long before her /cgl/ debut. | Image:SorceressLUNA Argument.png|32" Waist-chan discovered as having being a cunt long before her /cgl/ debut. | ||
Image:Where did the Trip Go.jpg|Posted around the time all those legitimate sexy 7/10 ratings came flooding in. | Image:Where did the Trip Go.jpg|Posted around the time all those legitimate sexy 7/10 ratings came flooding in. | ||
Image:F.png|It's okay when she disses PT so long as she isn't in the firing line | Image:F.png|It's okay when she disses PT so long as she isn't in the firing line. | ||
Image:32inchwaistdoublestandards.png|Double standards | |||
Image:Dried Up Old Hag.jpg|Delusion at it's finest | Image:Dried Up Old Hag.jpg|Delusion at it's finest | ||
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Image:32 Inch Waist Chan Videos.jpg|Quick tutorial for dry/irritated skin... not sure if want. | |||
Image:32 Inch Waist Chan Retarded.jpg|We're all just playing into her hands, for truly she is a master troll. | |||
Image:32InchWaistChanRealAge.png|Youtube profile screencap, revealing her real age. | |||
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[[Category:Galleries]] | [[Category:Galleries]] | ||
Revision as of 23:45, 14 December 2011
32" Waist-chan, also known as Fivehead or Forehead Bitch, is a new up-and-coming lolcow as courtesy via 4chan imageboards: /cgl/.
Introduction to 32" Waist-chan
32" Waist-chan hails from Worcester Massachusetts. She is a shapely, sexy, and cute young girl and she wants you all to know about it; as evidenced by her multiple samefagging attempts across various boards.
Despite claiming to be only 20 years old (lies, she is 23), she claims to have already attained a certified degree in clinical psychology, seizure development, computing science and the magic that is overclocking! This was all proven by her when she submitted copy & pasted excerpts from Wikipedia as great displays of her knowledge.
She wants all of you losers to know about how she is fluent in over 9000 languages, some of which includes English, Japanese, German, Albanian, Spanish and French. So far she has ignored all users attempts to converse with her in her apparent native tongue, being only able to successfully demonstrate a basic grasp of one language; poor English. Originally recognized to have been creeping around the various Pixyteri threads that infect 4chan's cosplay & lolita board, /cgl, she first gained notable interest when attempting to join in on the (literal) witch hunt, declaring herself to be 100% hotter then Pixyteri, and with a sexy, slimline 32" waist to boot. It was when she proceeding to post this image of her hot and sexy self that /cgl/ roared in collective LOL.
32" Waist-chan, now affectionately dubbed by her fans, would then spend the next 3 hours defending herself left, right and centre against the horde. Refusing to accept any form of legitimate advice warning her to quit whilst ahead or face repercussion, she begun to backpedal furiously (possibly in an attempt to some inches off of that sexy waist), striking out at Anon's for being cruel
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32" Waist-chan discovered as having being a cunt long before her /cgl/ debut.
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Posted around the time all those legitimate sexy 7/10 ratings came flooding in.
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It's okay when she disses PT so long as she isn't in the firing line.
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Double standards
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Delusion at it's finest
Known Aliases and Accounts
- Esmelove
- Vitidoux
- SorceressLUNA
- tokugawa
- geraniumforest
- Fuck you all, I'm the only徳川 !SmLia6HiHA
- YouTube (Videos have been made private on account of mass butthurt, though the thumbnails can still be viewed on Google Videos)
- DeviantArt
- Last FM
- OKCupid
See also
- Fat
- Cosplay
- Pixyteri
- Weeaboo
- Wapanese
- Delusional
- Attention_Whore
- Neo-classic-neko
- Unwarranted Self-Importance
32" Waist Chan is part of a series on Visit the Chans Portal for complete coverage. |