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[[Image:Newbannersmalldone.jpg|thumb|" | [[Image:Newbannersmalldone.jpg|thumb|"no Photoshop here lol"]] | ||
[[Image:Kotakoti Side angle.jpg|thumb|left|There's a reason she doesn't move her fat, fetal alcoholic head in any of her videos]] | |||
[[Image:Kotakoti changing faces.jpg|thumb|"One of the images that first caught Anon's attention, the subject of our attentions face having shrank mysteriously into her head in one shot"]] | [[Image:Kotakoti changing faces.jpg|thumb|"One of the images that first caught Anon's attention, the subject of our attentions face having shrank mysteriously into her head in one shot"]] | ||
[[Image:Kotakoti bad shoop.jpg|thumb|"It's well known that her face changes it's basic anatomy in every single photo, but sometimes a bad one will slip through | [[Image:Kotakoti bad shoop.jpg|thumb|"It's well known that her face changes it's basic anatomy in every single photo, but sometimes a bad one will slip through anyway"]] | ||
[[Image:Dakota rose shoop.jpg|thumb|Somebody take this bitches copy of Photoshop away from her]] | [[Image:Dakota rose shoop.jpg|thumb|Somebody take this bitches copy of Photoshop away from her]] | ||
[[Image:Kotakoti aspiring artist.jpg|thumb|Dakota Rose, poster child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome 2012]] | [[Image:Kotakoti aspiring artist.jpg|thumb|Dakota Rose, poster child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome 2012]] | ||
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'''Kotakoti''', also known as '''Dakota Rose''' (real name '''Dakota Ostrenga'''), is [[Kiki_Kannibal|Kiki Kannibal's]] younger, slightly more fuckable, suspected Fetal Alcohol Syndrome victim (basically, her mothers a [[White_trash|drunk]]) and serial [[Photoshop]] abusing sister. | '''Kotakoti''', also known as '''Dakota Rose''' (real name '''Dakota Ostrenga'''), is [[Kiki_Kannibal|Kiki Kannibal's]] younger, slightly more fuckable, suspected Fetal Alcohol Syndrome victim (basically, her mothers a [[White_trash|drunk]]) and serial [[Photoshop]] abusing sister. | ||
First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal [[Internet_celebrity|Buzznet]] shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided she | First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal [[Internet_celebrity|Buzznet]] shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, [[whore]] sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on [[4chan|4chan's]] [[cosplay]] & [[lolita|EGL]] imageboard, /cgl/. | ||
==Introduction to Kotakoti== | ==Introduction to Kotakoti== | ||
The first thing you need to know about Dakota Ostrenga, is that she's [[bullshit|100% real]], and by 100% we mean she [[lies]] about fucking everything. | |||
Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "''pedophile lesbians''". | |||
== Background == | == Background == | ||
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{{quote|GEH. step off pedophile lesbian.|'''Dakota Ostrenga, in response to a girl calling her beautiful'''}} | {{quote|GEH. step off pedophile lesbian.|'''Dakota Ostrenga, in response to a girl calling her beautiful'''}} | ||
{{quote| | {{quote|lmao! sounds like you're spewing nonsense just for the hell of it! This is the first time I've talked about using brands ''ever''. relax yourself. I've used all of those products for at least one year. don't tell me I've done shit I never did.|'''Kotakoti becoming aggressive and backtracking on her supposed vegetarianism when question about her using animal tested makeup products.'''}} | ||
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|<center><big>'''Why won't she move her head?'''</big></center><br> | |||
<center><youtube>mAlqDkCz9CU</youtube></center> | |||
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* Kotakoti | * Kotakoti | ||
* Dakota Rose | * Dakota Rose | ||
* [http://kotakoti.com/ Personal Blog] | * [http://kotakoti.com/ Personal Blog] | ||
* [http://www.myspace.com/kotiroseonline Myspace] | * [http://www.myspace.com/kotiroseonline Myspace] | ||
* [http://twitter.com/dakotakoti Twitter] | * [http://twitter.com/dakotakoti Twitter] | ||
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/dakotakoti Youtube] (screened comments, so you don't get to say anything mean/honest) | |||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
* [[ | * [[Kiki Kannibal]] | ||
* [[Anorexia]] | |||
* [[Weeaboo]] | * [[Weeaboo]] | ||
* [[Wapanese]] | * [[Wapanese]] | ||
* [[Delusional]] | * [[Delusional]] | ||
* [[Attention_Whore]] | * [[Attention_Whore]] | ||
* [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] | * [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] | ||
Revision as of 09:30, 30 December 2011
Kotakoti, also known as Dakota Rose (real name Dakota Ostrenga), is Kiki Kannibal's younger, slightly more fuckable, suspected Fetal Alcohol Syndrome victim (basically, her mothers a drunk) and serial Photoshop abusing sister.
First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal Buzznet shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, whore sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on 4chan's cosplay & EGL imageboard, /cgl/.
Introduction to Kotakoti
The first thing you need to know about Dakota Ostrenga, is that she's 100% real, and by 100% we mean she lies about fucking everything. Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "pedophile lesbians".
Background
—Dakota Ostrenga, in response to a girl calling her beautiful |
—Kotakoti becoming aggressive and backtracking on her supposed vegetarianism when question about her using animal tested makeup products. |
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