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[[Image:Kotakoti bad shoop.jpg|thumb|"It's well known that her face changes it's basic anatomy in every single photo, but sometimes a bad one will slip through anyway"]] | [[Image:Kotakoti bad shoop.jpg|thumb|"It's well known that her face changes it's basic anatomy in every single photo, but sometimes a bad one will slip through anyway"]] | ||
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[[Image:Dakota rose shoop.jpg|thumb|Somebody take this bitches copy of Photoshop away from her]] | [[Image:Dakota rose shoop.jpg|thumb|Somebody take this bitches copy of Photoshop away from her]] | ||
[[Image:Kotakoti Side angle.jpg|thumb|There's a reason she doesn't move her fat, fetal alcoholic head in any of her videos]] | [[Image:Kotakoti Side angle.jpg|thumb|There's a reason she doesn't move her fat, fetal alcoholic head in any of her videos]] | ||
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The first thing you need to know about Dakota Ostrenga, is that she's [[bullshit|100% real]], and by 100% we mean she [[lies]] about fucking everything. | The first thing you need to know about Dakota Ostrenga, is that she's [[bullshit|100% real]], and by 100% we mean she [[lies]] about fucking everything. | ||
Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "''pedophile lesbians''". | Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "''pedophile lesbians''". | ||
Dakota has spent her time over the last year well, furiously troweling on the makeup and taking hundreds of carefully [[Photoshop|angled]] photographs, submitting them to various social networking outlets across the web in her [[Histrionic_Personality_Disorder|desperation to be noticed by anybody]]. Of course, it didn't take long for her photos to be picked up by the Asian Media, who're well known for their love of children and unfuckable [[loli|loli's]]. | |||
Much to Dakotas dismay, it turned out she was only featured on an [[China|inferior Asian]] countries news slot and not the [[kawaii]] [[Japan|Japanese]] national headlines she'd been hoping for. The slot in question was a minor Chinese newscast usually shown between ad breaks who'd aired a piece the previous day on a polydactyl cat and a infomercial on dog sweaters the day before that. Despite this, Dakota will still brag and push it like it is a really huge deal, because she's going to be a famous loli you know. | |||
Since being aired on wing-wong local news, Dakotas taken to lying about her age fervently in a desperate attempt to gave favour with her [[azn|Asian]] fans | |||
== Background == | == Background == | ||
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{{cg|Don't let mommy Ostrenga see these..|32"WaistChangallery1|center|<gallery> | {{cg|Don't let mommy Ostrenga see these..|32"WaistChangallery1|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:Dakota Ostrenga Eyeliner.jpg|"Yes, my eyelashes are 100% real, I don't ever wear extensions". | Image:Dakota Ostrenga Eyeliner.jpg|"Yes, my eyelashes are 100% real, I don't ever wear extensions". | ||
Image:Dakota Ostrenga Circle Lenses.jpg|She doesn't wear circle lenses either guys. | |||
Image:Dakota Rose eighteenth.jpg|Dakota claims to be only 15.. of course that would explain the number 18 on her birthday cake. | Image:Dakota Rose eighteenth.jpg|Dakota claims to be only 15.. of course that would explain the number 18 on her birthday cake. | ||
Image:Dakota Ostrenga Deleted.jpg|Signs of fetal alcohol syndrome may include: a short, upturned nose, indistinct philtrum, flattened cheekbones, a wide, flat forehead.. | Image:Dakota Ostrenga Deleted.jpg|Signs of fetal alcohol syndrome may include: a short, upturned nose, indistinct philtrum, flattened cheekbones, a wide, flat forehead.. | ||
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* [[Attention_Whore]] | * [[Attention_Whore]] | ||
* [[Histrionic_Personality_Disorder]] | |||
* [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] | * [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]] | ||
Revision as of 10:14, 30 December 2011
Kotakoti, also known as Dakota Rose (real name Dakota Ostrenga), is Kiki Kannibal's younger, slightly more fuckable, suspected Fetal Alcohol Syndrome victim (basically, her mothers a drunk) and serial Photoshop abusing sister.
First recognized to have been embroiled in the Kiki Kannibal Buzznet shitstorm, (circa 2006 - today), Dakota has since decided that she does not want to make the intelligent decision of learning from her older, whore sisters mistakes and has begun making quite a name for herself; namely on 4chan's cosplay & EGL imageboard, /cgl/.
Introduction to Kotakoti
The first thing you need to know about Dakota Ostrenga, is that she's 100% real, and by 100% we mean she lies about fucking everything. Tainted by her older sisters past delusions of internet grandeur, fed up of always being pushed to the back, she's finally beginning to shine. You don't like it? Like Dakota gives a shit, you're all just a bunch of "pedophile lesbians". Dakota has spent her time over the last year well, furiously troweling on the makeup and taking hundreds of carefully angled photographs, submitting them to various social networking outlets across the web in her desperation to be noticed by anybody. Of course, it didn't take long for her photos to be picked up by the Asian Media, who're well known for their love of children and unfuckable loli's.
Much to Dakotas dismay, it turned out she was only featured on an inferior Asian countries news slot and not the kawaii Japanese national headlines she'd been hoping for. The slot in question was a minor Chinese newscast usually shown between ad breaks who'd aired a piece the previous day on a polydactyl cat and a infomercial on dog sweaters the day before that. Despite this, Dakota will still brag and push it like it is a really huge deal, because she's going to be a famous loli you know. Since being aired on wing-wong local news, Dakotas taken to lying about her age fervently in a desperate attempt to gave favour with her Asian fans
Background
—Dakota Ostrenga, in response to a girl calling her beautiful |
—Kotakoti becoming aggressive and backtracking on her supposed vegetarianism when question about her using animal tested makeup products. |
Don't let mommy Ostrenga see these.. About missing Pics
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