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You're good enough, smart enough, and god dammit, people like [[You|you]]. Some people say that you're a [[loser]], but those people are the real losers. What they don't know is that pimples are cool, [[Goggles|glasses]] are cool, and being [[Fat|overweight]] is cool too. Dreaming about [[incest|fucking your sister]] is kind of [[sick|cool]] too. How many of those the real losers dream about fucking their sister? [[Noone|None of them]]. That's right. You're the real winner here. It's cool to be  [[Original character|unique]] and it makes you a winner too. '''A winner is you''' originates from the [[nintendo|NES]] video game ''Pro Wrestling''. The context it appeared in was when you won a match. Also stylized as "winner is you". The game Red Faction used this meme in 2001. In multiplayer, in the event of a tie, the announcer will proclaim "A winner is you!" instead of "Player 1" or "Player 2", as with a regular [[win]].
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You're good enough, smart enough, and god dammit, people like [[You|you]]. Some people say that you're a [[loser]], but those people are the real losers. What they don't know is that pimples are cool, [[Goggles|glasses]] are cool, and being [[Fat|overweight]] is cool too. Dreaming about [[incest|fucking your sister]] is kind of [[sick|cool]] too. How many of those the real losers dream about fucking their sister? [[Noone|None of them]]. That's right. You're the real winner here. It's cool to be  [[Original character|unique]] and it makes you a winner too. '''A winner is you''' originates from the [[nintendo|NES]] video game ''Pro Wrestling''. The context it appeared in was when you won a match. Also stylized as "winner is you". The game Red Faction used this meme in 2001. In multiplayer, in the event of a tie, the announcer will proclaim "A winner is you!" instead of "Player 1" or "Player 2", as with a regular [[win]].
==Ways to be a Winner==
[[File:Delsystem32lulz.jpg|180px|thumb|right|Deleting [[System 32]] is win]]
[[Image:WINRARISYOU.jpg|right|190px|]]
* [[Barrel Roll|Press "Z" or "R" twice]]
* Edit ED and be a [[EDiot|pretty cool guy]]
* [[RuneScape|Put 666 at the beginning and end of your name to automatically get to level 100]]
* Make sure everyone knows [[George Bush doesn't care about black people]]
* Delete [[System32]]
* Force a kitten to [[Pete Doherty|smoke crack]]
* [[Wincest|Fuck your hot cousin]]
* [[Amy Winehouse|Get arrested right before you win the Grammys]]
* [[Brenda Williams|Kill a disabled Air Force Veteran for no reason]]
* [[Ripper|Kill yourself through drugs]]
* [[Otoya Yamaguchi|Slice a politician in half during a tl;dr speech]]
* Suck [[Oprah|over 9000 penises]] (bonus points if they're [[nigger]] [[cocks]])
* [[Louise Ogborn|Get $6.1 million for sucking cock]]
* [[Budd Dwyer|Arrange a press conference on live television so you can blow your brains out with a .357 magnum]]
* [[Josef Fritzl|Lock your daughter in the basement for 20 years and periodically rape her]]
* [[Cho|Bring guns to school, shoot some people, and kill yourself]]
* [[George W. Bush|Rig elections with bogus voting machines]]
* [[9/11|Fly two jetliners into the World Trade Center]]
* [[EPIC WIN|WIN EPICALLY]]
* [[Charlie Sheen|Be bi-winning!]]
Once any of the previous are done, [[360 kid|show everyone online that you did]]


==Exceptions==
==Exceptions==
[[Image:A winner is you.gif|frame|center|Oh yay!]]
[[File:A winner is you.gif|180px|thumb|right|Oh yay!]]
* [[You fail it]]
*[[You fail it]]
*[[basement_dweller|Nerds]]
*[[basement_dweller|Nerds]]
*[[Jew]]
*[[Jew]]
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*and [[You|YOU]].
*and [[You|YOU]].


For those not on the list (ie [[noone]]), [[You Win the Prize]]:
For those not on the list (i.e. [[no one]]), [[You Win the Prize]].


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<gallery>
<center><gallery>
Image:Retarded winner.jpeg
Image:Retarded winner.jpeg
Image:You.rar.gif|[[I see what you did there|A WinRAR is you.]]
Image:You.rar.gif|A [[Winrar]] is you.
Image:Winner is you animated.gif  
Image:Winner is you animated.gif  
Image:A winner is you happy negro.gif
Image:A winner is you happy negro.gif
Image:AWinnerIsYou.png
Image:AWinnerIsYou.png
Image:winrawr.jpg|Loli, for the winrar!
Image:winrawr.jpg|Loli, for the winrar!
Image:Bowserwinner.png|Nintendo's [[Fail|pathetic attempt]] to popularize on their [[Win|mistake]].
Image:Digimonwin.jpg
</gallery>
File:Big Rigs_You're Winner.jpg|[[Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing|A win which is simultaneously a fail]]
 
</gallery></center>


==See Also==
* [[List of ways to win at the internet]]
* [[Fail to Win]]
* [[Epic Win]]
* [[Winrar]]
* [[You Win the Prize]]
* ''[[Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing]]''
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Revision as of 09:04, 4 September 2012

You're good enough, smart enough, and god dammit, people like you. Some people say that you're a loser, but those people are the real losers. What they don't know is that pimples are cool, glasses are cool, and being overweight is cool too. Dreaming about fucking your sister is kind of cool too. How many of those the real losers dream about fucking their sister? None of them. That's right. You're the real winner here. It's cool to be unique and it makes you a winner too. A winner is you originates from the NES video game Pro Wrestling. The context it appeared in was when you won a match. Also stylized as "winner is you". The game Red Faction used this meme in 2001. In multiplayer, in the event of a tie, the announcer will proclaim "A winner is you!" instead of "Player 1" or "Player 2", as with a regular win.


Ways to be a Winner

Deleting System 32 is win

Once any of the previous are done, show everyone online that you did

Exceptions

Oh yay!

For those not on the list (i.e. no one), You Win the Prize.

Gallery

See Also

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