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The Life An Elite Hacker
Nef is your typical Generation Barney clusterfuck. Back in the 90s they decided they could no longer flunk kids anymore as it might damage their incredibly fragile self esteem. As such they started giving everyone A+s for having an 'A'ttitude that was '+'positive! This resulted in an entire generation of fuckups who think that they can never fail at anything and that they're always the absolute bestest, most unique little snowflake in all the world.
This explains why despite the fact that he's 19 years old he still acts very much like a prepubescent tweenage muppet fuck. It also explains his completely random capitalization of words as well as his ongoing rape of the English language. His sentence structure resembles a paraplegics ability to walk. Hell, you could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and literally SHIT a more coherent and thought out sentence than this kid could produce.
His home life isn't much better. He describes his family as being a bunch of alcoholic drug addicts, which was likely a contributing factor in his overall mental amputation. He has no real friends to speak of, not even on the Internet. On his Twitter account you'll find he's friends with a few bot operated spam whores as well as a number of different pop retail chain stores like Starbucks and Versace. A few times he's attempted to claim that he has a girlfriend, which is always followed by a desperate over compensating claim of sexual contact. When pressed for more information about her he'll just ignore you and pretend he never said anything about it in the first place. The saddest part is he apparently hasn't even come up with a name for his imaginary whack off fantasy.
Nef spends most of his time doing the most incredibly boring and mundane things imaginable, with a significant portion of his time hanging out at Starbucks for hours on end whilst pretending to have engaging texting chats with his hundreds of Internet admirers. In reality he's constantly sending banally raped status updates to his Twitter account, describing everything from how he likes food to how his morning shower went. With of course no one actually replying or even reading any of his ongoing retardation.
In addition to pretending to have an Internet life within his non-existent real world life, he also constantly tries to portray himself as some kind of technical genius, a regular hacker extraordinaire, yammering on with the most blatant, incoherent techno-babble imaginable. Not since Computer Science III and Ted Stevens has there ever been so much meme potential within one chucklefuck.
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