Mark Twain

Mark Twain

Mark Twain also known as Niggerator and Samuel Cuntmens, is a racist genius who wrote about a boy traveling with a large, retarded black man, who most likely didn't molest children. Mark Twain looks a lot like Albert Einstein and once wrote in a book, he would cripple, chain him in his basement and cum on his face, or discuss the credibility of political candidates. There are rumores that He grew up in Canada, but that was disregarded by the Government and Fan Club as completely untrue.

Life

Even though Mark Twain's life only included fantasizing about little boys painting a fence in tight overalls with no shirt underneath, Mark Twain was born in the paradoxical town of Florida Missouri, where absolutely nothing happened except profuse amounts of buttsex among the thirteen year old boys. When he went to school once every two years (as is the standing tradition for Southerners) He would celebrate the annual "Black Light" A satanic ritual that include setting a Black Person on fire then having sex with the ashes. This has been practiced in the south for a long time and still happens often.