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A useless sissy slut on RPHaven who loves to get pegged by women. Fucking faggot. If you think that anyone cares about you, stop, because nobody would care unless you died. He thinks that he's cute because he runs around and pretends to be someone else to gain pity parties, then asks women (there are always women in his pity parties) from those parties via PM to buttfuck him. Whoever learns to "love this guy" is fucking dumb and should be put in an insane asylum, just like him.
[[File:Trolololol fatsex.gif|thumb|[[Trololo]] version]]
[[File:Joegrease.jpg|thumb|Joe fucks our beloved [[Sheneequa]].]]
[[slowpoke|Discovered by the denizens]] of [[ED IRC|#sysop]], '''Joe''' (more like ''John'' amirite) is a fat guy that goes around fucking [[prostitutes|chicks]] and uploading his shit to [[YouPorn]]. First clicked because it looks like [[CWC]] fucking a nine year old, Joe Fucks Tiffany may be one of the most arousing videos of all time. Joe has uploaded [http://youporn.com/search?query=Joe&type=straight at least 20 videos], unfortunately all under the name [[anonymous]]. The most popular Joe video has [http://youporn.com/watch/246825/happy-birthday-joe/?from=search_full&pos=3 5.3 million views], suggesting Joe may be the first YouPorn celebrity. Perhaps the best part of Joe Fucks Tiffany is when he starts to pull his trademark shirt halfway up, but then gives up and just keeps at what he's doing.


[[EDiot|Internet experts]] are completely stumped by Joe's popularity. Is it because [[you|fat greaseball porn watchers]] can better relate to this ball of a man? We are not sure, but this disgusting thing has more video views than anyone you know.
News flash, please go kill yourself already and quit spamming people for requests to be added via Skype.  


==External links==
Also, before you die, make sure someone films it so it can go viral~ Thank you! ♥
*[http://youporn.com/watch/244782/joe-fucks-tiffany/?from=search_soft&pos=12 Joe Fucks Tiffany]
*[http://youporn.com/watch/243966/joe-has-lunch/?from=search_full&pos=7 Joe Has Lunch (ha-ha)]
 
==See Also==
*[[eFukt]]
*[[YouPorn]]
*[[Kazantzakis]]
*[[Prostitute]]
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Revision as of 19:12, 12 August 2013

A useless sissy slut on RPHaven who loves to get pegged by women. Fucking faggot. If you think that anyone cares about you, stop, because nobody would care unless you died. He thinks that he's cute because he runs around and pretends to be someone else to gain pity parties, then asks women (there are always women in his pity parties) from those parties via PM to buttfuck him. Whoever learns to "love this guy" is fucking dumb and should be put in an insane asylum, just like him.

News flash, please go kill yourself already and quit spamming people for requests to be added via Skype.

Also, before you die, make sure someone films it so it can go viral~ Thank you! ♥

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