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==Gallery of teh Fine Artz==
==Gallery==
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File:Selfart.jpg|This is a head. Made of frozen blood. No,seriously.
File:AnimeSculpture.jpg|ART!!!!
File:Lonesomecowboycock.jpg|ART!!!!
File:Hiropon.jpg| Created by Takashi Murakami,Hiropon costs $427,500. AAART!!!!
File:Hiropon.jpg| Created by Takashi Murakami,Hiropon costs $427,500. AAART!!!!
File:Mens_tiegs.jpg|Got [[Menstrual_painting|menstrual blood]]? Make some '''ART'''!
File:Selfart.jpg|This is a head is made of frozen blood. No,seriously.
File:Saturn Devouring His Son.jpg|[[Guro|Art the entire family can enjoy]]
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File:Lolwut.gif|DaVinci maed [[cum|art]] all over your face!!
File:Lolwut.gif|DaVinci maed [[cum|art]] all over your face!!
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File:duchamp_shovel.jpg|Art? Or shovel? If you have to ask, you're a [[mundane]].
File:duchamp_shovel.jpg|Art? Or shovel? If you have to ask, you're a [[mundane]].
File:piero mazoni_1.jpg|Shit in a can? '''ART'''. (Note: it's a numbered edition.  Collectible!)
File:piero mazoni_1.jpg|Shit in a can? '''ART'''. (Note: it's a numbered edition.  Collectible!)
File:911art.jpg|[[Jews]] did art!
File:911art.jpg|[[Jews]] did art!
File:Hermann nitsch.jpg|Got a dead cow and a few friends? Make some '''ART'''!
File:Hermann nitsch.jpg|Got a dead cow and a few friends? Make some '''ART'''!
File:Mens_tiegs.jpg|Got [[Menstrual_painting|menstrual blood]]? Make some '''ART'''!
File:24qkbpi.jpg|Average [[art school]] graduate's thesis.
File:24qkbpi.jpg|Average [[art school]] graduate's thesis.
File:RocketCollage.jpg|Cut out pictures from magazines, glue them together, [[profit]].  
File:RocketCollage.jpg|Cut out pictures from magazines, glue them together, [[profit]].  
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File:BONGOPLAYER_defin.jpg|Other artists hide social commentary in their art, and try to make the world a [[shit|better place]].
File:BONGOPLAYER_defin.jpg|Other artists hide social commentary in their art, and try to make the world a [[shit|better place]].
File:Fairey_garcia.jpg|[[Tracing]] in art can get you famous!
File:Fairey_garcia.jpg|[[Tracing]] in art can get you famous!
File:Saturn Devouring His Son.jpg|Art the entire family can enjoy.
File:womanshitting.jpg
File:womanshitting.jpg
File:DuchampFountain.jpg|Art? Or a urinal? Answer: '''art''' because he signed it.
File:DuchampFountain.jpg|Art? Or a urinal? Answer: '''art''' because he signed it.
File:RedDot.jpg|Art can be something messy with a red dot. '''PROTIP:''' Remember your signature.
File:RedDot.jpg|Art can be something messy with a red dot. '''PROTIP:''' Remember your signature.
File:Boadwee_Purple_Squirt_1995.jpg|Purple Squirt by [[Keith Boadwee]].
File:Lulzfchan.JPG|Comentary on a popular [[furry art]] site. "Though it is '''Art''' I would [[DO NOT WANT|never]] fap to that."
File:Lulzfchan.JPG|Comentary on a popular [[furry art]] site. "Though it is '''Art''' I would [[DO NOT WANT|never]] fap to that."
File:Furryart.jpg|Why! Why cant you just draw people!
File:Furryart.jpg|Why! Why cant you just draw people!
File:lolorgy.jpg|[[Tsunami|Indonesian]] art, notice the [[Japan|Japanese]] writing, and thats its also a [[lolicon|loli]]
File:Artdecline.png|"Improvement" means "decline"
File:Artdecline.png|"Improvement" means "decline"
File:Imanartschoolgrad.jpg‎|[[LOL WUT|Black and white mirror shots = true art]]
File:Imanartschoolgrad.jpg‎|Black and white &ne; Art
File:Space Stallions.gif|Rainbows &ne; Art
File:LOLHAI.jpg
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Revision as of 22:32, 5 June 2012

Possibly art, possibly a shoe advertisement, possibly the auditorium centerpiece for a pedo convention.
Art, especially modern art, is subject to study and interpretation. For example, this museum piece can be interpreted many different ways...
Picasso is a fine example of an impressionist artist.
Not to be confused with deviantART.

Art is something that was invented at least 100 years ago by Michelangelo, Leonardo De Caprio, and two other mutant ninja turtles. They developed the art to celebrate their obsession with the naked male form, or in other terms to cover up their immense gayness. Since its inception, art has diversified, and there are a wide range of art movements representing various subcultures (e.g. furry art).

Lots of people claim they don't know much about art but they know what they like. What they like is often not actually art, it's retart.

People also like to think they are being mildly intellectual by asking the agonizingly stale question (generally in response to pieces from the lazily named eras of postmodernism and antimodernism), "is it art?" A few possible answers to this:

Artists

A person who participates and engages in art as a profession, often attending Art school, is an artist (often known more commonly by other terms such as art fag, poor, and unemployed). Artists are also often hipsters, goths, emos, and indiefucks, which no doubt adds even further incentive for giving them a swift kick in the crotch if ever encountering them IRL.

The less talented the artist, the more protective of the art he/she/it is. Most artists have huge egos and actually think their art will gain them notoriety for 'asking the really important questions'. The reality is that for most artists the 'really important question' is "Do you want fries with that?", which they can expect to ask for a great many years while waiting for their 'big break'.

You can spot an art fag off the street if he has any of the following qualities:

  • Listens to The Smiths
  • Likes Mat Vaassen
  • Has a mustache
  • Wears a trenchcoat
  • Has a mustache
  • Wears black tights
  • Has a bucket
  • Writes poetry
  • Wears black lipstick (under his mustache)
  • Has a roller coaster haircut dyed black
  • Real hair color is actually brown (just like his mustache)
  • Wants to be Robert Smith (but with a mustache)
  • Has a mustache

(A lot of Anal Cunt fans wish they were Seth Putnam, and fap about sucking his small, virgin cock)

Anal Cunt - Art Fag

Types of art

This is not art, commonly known as shitty art.
File:Artist at Work.jpg
This is an average artist, demonstrating the proper way to make art.

An Artist at Work

Gallery

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See Also:


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