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[[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome logo]] | [[File:The new Wikimania logo sucks ass.png|thumb|left|The awesome logo]] | ||
[[ | [[Image:Jimbosmom.jpg|thumb|Everyone gets a turn with Jimbo's mom at Wikimania]] | ||
'''Wikimania''' is a convention where [[pedophiles]] get together and molest children. It is hosted by notorious child molester, Jimbo Wales. The next Wikimania will be held July 2015, in [[Mexico|Mexico City]]. Here the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to [[NAMBLA]] and then an orgy of young boy sex occurs. Jimbo Wales usually leads his minons in satanic rituals and then they all have gay sex again. | |||
'''Wikimania''' is a convention where | |||
[[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What Happens At Wikimania Stays at Wikimania | [[Image:R007 43.jpg|thumb|What Happens At Wikimania Stays at Wikimania]] | ||
[[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco.]] | [[Image:The arse well and truly up.jpg|thumb|left|Make sure to visit [[Linuxbeak]]'s hotel room. Bring Crisco.]] | ||
==Jimbo Holds Court== | ==Jimbo Holds Court== | ||
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]]. | Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to [[internet court]]. | ||
==What would make Wikimania cool== | ==What would make Wikimania cool== | ||
These things could make Wikimania cool | These things could make Wikimania cool | ||
* Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]] | *Showing up in costume dressed up like [[Brian Peppers]] | ||
* Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches | *Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches | ||
* Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]]) | *Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins [[Kelly Martin]] or [[Rebecca]]) | ||
==Things to do at the next Wikimania== | ==Things to do at the next Wikimania== | ||
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing. | If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing. | ||
*Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool | *Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool | ||
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*Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into... | *Hand out free [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] T-shirts, this will lead nicely into... | ||
*Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough. | *Start a fight-these [[internet tough guys]] are not so tough. | ||
{{WP}} | {{WP}} | ||
[[Category:Wikis Suck]] | [[Category: Wikis Suck]] | ||
[[Category:Events]] | [[Category:Events]] | ||
Revision as of 17:08, 7 December 2021
Wikimania is a convention where pedophiles get together and molest children. It is hosted by notorious child molester, Jimbo Wales. The next Wikimania will be held July 2015, in Mexico City. Here the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to NAMBLA and then an orgy of young boy sex occurs. Jimbo Wales usually leads his minons in satanic rituals and then they all have gay sex again.
Jimbo Holds Court
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to internet court.
What would make Wikimania cool
These things could make Wikimania cool
- Showing up in costume dressed up like Brian Peppers
- Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches
- Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins Kelly Martin or Rebecca)
Things to do at the next Wikimania
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.
- Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool
- Keying Jimbo's car would be funny
- Sending about 100 transexual prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.
- Order about 100 pizzas for Jimbo.
- Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.
- Hand out free Encyclopedia Dramatica T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...
- Start a fight-these internet tough guys are not so tough.
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