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[[Image:JulianaWetmoreKawaii.png|thumb|left|200px|Kawaii Doesn't always do [[Juliana Wetmore|people]] justice]]
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[[Image:Hawaii-Islands-Map.gif|thumb|right|The state of Kawaii]]
'''Kawaii''' (可愛い), meaning "cute" in Japanese, is another one of those terms that has been so abused by [[weeaboos]] that it has evolved into their telltale sign. Much like ''[[Desu]]'', weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, enfuriating anyone who hears them which is why many hope that all of America's "[[otaku]]" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like [[retarded]] children. And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word, as every time you say it, your [[penis]]/[[tits]] shrink.
[[Image:Fire_Window_Fall.gif|thumb|left|150px|Using the word makes you end up dying like this]]
[[File:Cuteness.gif|thumb]]
[[File:Cute.gif|thumb]]


'''Kawaii''' (可愛い), meaning "cute" in Japanese, is a term that has been so abused by [[weeaboos]] that it has evolved into their telltale sign. Much like ''[[Desu]]'', weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, enfuriating anyone who hears them which is why many hope that all of America's "[[otaku]]" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like [[retarded]] children. And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word, as every time you say it, your [[penis]]/[[tits]] shrink.
==Being [[Weeaboo|Kawaii]]==
 
[[Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png|thumb|right|[[An hero|The kawaii way of bidding farewell]]]]
 
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<div align="center" style="font-size:4em;">OMG KAWAII [[DESU]] YO NE [[^_^]]</div>
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== Being [[Weeaboo|Kawaii]] ==
* Go on [[YouTube]] and find some [[anime]], watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
* Go on [[YouTube]] and find some [[anime]], watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
* Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them.
* Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them.
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*START DRAWING SOME [[Chibi|CHIBIES]] DAMMIT. It doesn't matter if you can draw or not, all the [[Tartlets|cool kids]] do it. Remember, the bigger the eyes the better.
*START DRAWING SOME [[Chibi|CHIBIES]] DAMMIT. It doesn't matter if you can draw or not, all the [[Tartlets|cool kids]] do it. Remember, the bigger the eyes the better.
Now that you are Kawaii, have fun in hell, because there is no other home for you. But don't try being kawaii in hell, trying to will only get you to [[Canada|super-hell]].
Now that you are Kawaii, have fun in hell, because there is no other home for you. But don't try being kawaii in hell, trying to will only get you to [[Canada|super-hell]].
==Kawaii Videos==
 
Lots of Kawaii people post proof of their success to youtube.
<center><gallery perrow="5">
Image:JulianaWetmoreKawaii.png|Kawaii Doesn't always do [[Juliana Wetmore|people]] justice
File:Kittyaww.jpg
File:Cuteness.gif
File:Cute.gif
Image:Kawaiii.gif|[[lolicon|Japanese kiddy porn]] is kawaii
Image:Hello_hitler.jpg|[[Hitler]]'s kawaii, too!
Image:Kawaii.jpg|A [[Divide by zero|nigger with blue eyes]]? Ka-fucking-[[Why|waii]]!
Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png|[[An hero|The kawaii way of bidding farewell]]
File:Sandcrab.JPG|Kawaii [[Giant Enemy Crabs|sandcrab]]
Image:Hawaii-Islands-Map.gif|The state of Kawaii
Image:Fire_Window_Fall.gif|Using the word makes you end up dying like this
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==Videos==
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|<youtube>pVX15k9MfdA</youtube><center>'''SUGOIIIIIIIII'''</center>
|<youtube>pVX15k9MfdA</youtube><center>'''SUGOIIIIIIIII'''</center>
|<youtube>siX4lFHezmM</youtube><center>'''A tribute to [[Pixyteri|Pixyteri's Kawaiiness]]'''</center>}}
|<youtube>siX4lFHezmM</youtube><center>'''A tribute to [[Pixyteri|Pixyteri's Kawaiiness]]'''</center>}}
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==Things [[gay|Kawaii]]==
[[image:Shitting Rainbows - 14.png|180px|right]]
*[[Anime]]
*[[Bishounen|Bishounens]]
*[[Bridget]]
*[[Caramelldansen]]
*[[Cats]]
*[[Chibi|Chibis]]
*[[Cosplay]]
*[[Critter|Critters]]
*[[Cute Shit]]
*[[DevianTART]]
*[[Desu]]
*[[Gaia Online]]
*[[Hamtaro]]
*[[Hetalia]]
*[[Lolicon]]
*[[Lucky Star]]
*[[Neopets]]
*[[Pikachu]]
*[[Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls]]
*[[Shotacon]]


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== List of things [[gay|Kawaii]] ==
[[Image:Kawaiii.gif|frame|right|[[lolicon|Japanese kiddy porn]] is kawaii]]
[[Image:Hello_hitler.jpg|thumb|[[Hitler]] can be kawaii, too! ^_^]]
[[Image:Kawaii.jpg|thumb|A [[Divide by zero|nigger with blue eyes]]? Kawaii!]]
* [[Animu]]
* [[Bowchan]]
* [[Bishounen|Bishounens]]
* [[Bridget]] and [[Shotacon]] overall
* [[Caramelldansen]]
* [[Cats]]
* [[Chibi|Chibis]]
* [[Cosplay]]
* [[Critter|Critters]]
* [[Cute Shit]]
* [[DevianTART]]
* [[Desu]]
* [[Mary Sue|Extremely]] [[slash|shitty]] [[fanfic|fanfics]] written by illiterate [[weeaboos]]
* [[Gaia Online]]
* [[Hamtaro]]
* [[Hetalia]]
* [[Lucky Star]] and [[Lolicon]] overall
* [[Neopets]]
* [[Pikachu]]
* [[Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls]]
== External Links ==
== External Links ==
[[File:Sandcrab.JPG|thumb|Kawaii [[Giant Enemy Crabs|sandcrab]] ^_^]]
* [http://www.teahousemb.org/ Teahouse MB] - kawaii forum. TROLL & SPAMZ [[for great justice|FOR GREAT JUSTICE]]. Bookmark this
* [http://www.teahousemb.org/ Teahouse MB] - kawaii forum. TROLL & SPAMZ [[for great justice|FOR GREAT JUSTICE]]. Bookmark this
* [http://www.allthingskawaii.net/links/ All Things Kawaii] - And this
* [http://www.allthingskawaii.net/links/ All Things Kawaii] - And this
* [http://www.gurochan.net/ Gurochan]  Bookmark this shit too
* [http://www.gurochan.net/ Gurochan]  Bookmark this shit too
* [http://www.kawaii15.com  Very bookmark worthy, gigs of legally ambiguous j lolis]
* [http://www.kawaii15.com  Very bookmark worthy, gigs of legally ambiguous j lolis]
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[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category: Fandom Stuff]]
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Revision as of 13:57, 29 July 2012

Kawaii (可愛い), meaning "cute" in Japanese, is another one of those terms that has been so abused by weeaboos that it has evolved into their telltale sign. Much like Desu, weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, enfuriating anyone who hears them which is why many hope that all of America's "otaku" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like retarded children. And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word, as every time you say it, your penis/tits shrink.

Being Kawaii

  • Go on YouTube and find some anime, watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
  • Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them.
  • Learn to talk kawaii
  • Kawaii-ify yourself IRL. You can either go for the classic cute look or the innocent little 9 year old girl look.
  • Go to DeviantART, the main spawning place for kawaii fags like you, and make an account. Make sure your user name is some thing cute happy and fuffy such as, KawaiiKittee88 or maskedsugargirl or Xxbuffy-bunnyxX. Remember, your goal is to burn the thought of cuteness into the minds of EVERYONE ON THE INTERNETS.
  • START DRAWING SOME CHIBIES DAMMIT. It doesn't matter if you can draw or not, all the cool kids do it. Remember, the bigger the eyes the better.

Now that you are Kawaii, have fun in hell, because there is no other home for you. But don't try being kawaii in hell, trying to will only get you to super-hell.

Videos

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KAWAIIIII

KAWAIIIIIII

SUGOIIIIII

SUGOIIIIIIIII

A tribute to Pixyteri's Kawaiiness

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Things Kawaii


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