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{{quote|Until yesterday Heidi had been shielded from the truth about the trollers, but with the parents trying to get wider support to have the pages taken off Facebook, they felt they couldn't keep it a secret any longer.|[[BBC]]|on why the parents trolled their own child by showing her the images}}
{{quote|Until yesterday Heidi had been shielded from the truth about the trollers, but with the parents trying to get wider support to have the pages taken off Facebook, they felt they couldn't keep it a secret any longer.|[[BBC]]|on why the parents irl trolled their own child by showing her the images}}


[[File:Heidi Crowter's Facebook.png|thumb|right|Some enterprising troll managed to hack Heidi's Facebook account.]]
[[File:Heidi Crowter's Facebook.png|thumb|right|Some enterprising troll managed to hack Heidi's Facebook account.]]
[[File:Heidi-Crowter.jpg|thumb|right|Heidi is troubled by the discovery that her image is being used in a spin-off of [[Advice Dog]].]]
[[File:Heidi-Crowter.jpg|thumb|right|Heidi is troubled by the discovery that her image is being used in a spin-off of [[Advice Dog]].]]


What [[concerned mother|Mrs Crowter]] fails to realize, however, is that the 'Retard Girl' meme was never intended to be a direct attack on her daughter to begin with. It wasn't an act of calculated, malicious trolling designed to upset Heidi Crowter - some [[newfag]] wanting to make a new [[Advice Dog]] spinoff just happened to use the first picture of a Down syndrome child they could find on [[Jewgle|Google Images]]. Furthermore, by going crying to the [[old media]] about 'vile, evil trolls' and demanding that the Internet be censored, she has actually brought more attention to the meme that so upset her in the first place - [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Retard_Girl&oldid=7613 nobody really cared, until this happened.]
[[concerned mother|Mrs Crowter]] has now contacted the [[cyber police]] and they will undoubtedly track down that dribbling coward of a man who [[jewgle|google]] searched for a random down syndrome person, slapped it on a template and made it into yet another advice dog spinoff. The entire internet [[:File:Skeletonparty.jpg|waits with baited breath]] for justice to be delivered and Heidi can gain some form of closure from this ''horrifying'' ordeal. 
 
===[[Then who was phone?|But Who Is Responsible?]]===
 
The original meme was spurted out at [[funnyJunk|unfunnyJunk]], but [[4chan]] decided this would be a prime opportunity to pin the blame on [[cancer]] ridden cock-site [[9gag]]. Thousands of 4channers flocked to the [[YouTube]] videos and created [https://www.facebook.com/JusticeForHeidiCrowter facebook pages] in an ill-advised attempt to get the [[old media]] to turn their crosshairs on the site. All across the [[tubes]] a flurry of [[fat]] giggling [[newfags]] slamming their pudgy fingers onto the keyboard, [[unfunny|hilariously]] claiming that 9gag is responsible while they ejaculate into a sock.  


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==Who Is Responsible?==
The culprit behind this [[Lol|vile and disgusting]] hate campaign has since been identified as a [[9gag]] user, [[v/|Jimmy Rustles.]] We here at ED would urge the citizens of the Internet to be extra vigilant and do everything in their power to bring this scurrilous e-bully to justice. Jimmy Rustles must be punished.


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*[[Retard]]
*[[Retard]]
*[[Mary Alice Altorfer]]
*[[Mary Alice Altorfer]]
*[[Xzibit#Xzibit Responds|Xzibit]] - somebody else who doesn't appreciate being made into a meme.
*[[Xzibit#Xzibit Responds|Xzibit]] - Another mentally disabled person who doesn't appreciate being made into a meme.
*[[Streisand effect]]
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*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135277/Facebook-trolls-taunt-Downs-syndrome-girl-Stolen-pictures-used-mock-teenager-website.html?ito=feeds-newsxml That bastion of journalistic integrity, the Daily Fail wades in]
*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135277/Facebook-trolls-taunt-Downs-syndrome-girl-Stolen-pictures-used-mock-teenager-website.html?ito=feeds-newsxml That bastion of journalistic integrity, the Daily Fail wades in]
*[http://memegenerator.net/Retard-Girl "Retard Girl" at Memegenerator]
*[http://memegenerator.net/Retard-Girl "Retard Girl" at Memegenerator]
*[http://www.facebook.com/JusticeForHeidiCrowter The Facebook group 'Justice For Heidi Crowter'.]
 
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Heidi Crowter is a British Down syndrome girl who as a child, a long, long time age, became an Advice Dog meme. People looked at her jiggling derpy mass of a face and laughed whole heartily at the usual caption placed beside her dilapidated mug which read "I can count to potato."

The Internet masses lol'd for a brief nano-second before returning to their furious masturbating. Fast forward roughly three billion Internet years to the present, where this image macro has been reposted ad infinitum, the young girl's disproportioned front-face now burned into the retina of every memefag that has spread it throughout the Interbutts and some drama has suddenly been aroused.

Heidi, now a chubby tween, was shown the image by her mother after she stumbled across it and immediately decided it was her despite the fact that all Down syndrome people look the same. Suffice to say, both Heidi and her mother were shocked and apalled.

The Reaction

Big Black Cock news smells a story

   
 
Until yesterday Heidi had been shielded from the truth about the trollers, but with the parents trying to get wider support to have the pages taken off Facebook, they felt they couldn't keep it a secret any longer.
 

 
 

BBC, on why the parents irl trolled their own child by showing her the images

Some enterprising troll managed to hack Heidi's Facebook account.
Heidi is troubled by the discovery that her image is being used in a spin-off of Advice Dog.

Mrs Crowter has now contacted the cyber police and they will undoubtedly track down that dribbling coward of a man who google searched for a random down syndrome person, slapped it on a template and made it into yet another advice dog spinoff. The entire internet waits with baited breath for justice to be delivered and Heidi can gain some form of closure from this horrifying ordeal.

But Who Is Responsible?

The original meme was spurted out at unfunnyJunk, but 4chan decided this would be a prime opportunity to pin the blame on cancer ridden cock-site 9gag. Thousands of 4channers flocked to the YouTube videos and created facebook pages in an ill-advised attempt to get the old media to turn their crosshairs on the site. All across the tubes a flurry of fat giggling newfags slamming their pudgy fingers onto the keyboard, hilariously claiming that 9gag is responsible while they ejaculate into a sock.

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