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[[Image:Parishilton.jpg|thumb|A chihuahua being tended to by [[Paris Hilton|his whore]].]] | [[Image:Parishilton.jpg|thumb|A chihuahua being tended to by [[Paris Hilton|his whore]].]] | ||
[[Image:Emo chihuahua.jpg|thumb|Chihuahuas are know for their [[Emo|senstive]] nature.]] | |||
[[File:Tipsy puppy.gif|thumb|Most Chihuahuas can't hold their [[liquor]]]] | |||
'''Chihuahuas''' are a species of large [[rat]] (rodentia rattus canis destructiva) which, owing to its relatively large size and disproportionately short tail, is often mistaken for a dog. Chihuahuas (aka Ratdogs) are the single most useless type of pet ever created by [[United_Kingdom|selective and degenerative inbreeding]] of multiple small mammal species, which at various times may have included small dogs. | '''Chihuahuas''' are a species of large [[rat]] (rodentia rattus canis destructiva) which, owing to its relatively large size and disproportionately short tail, is often mistaken for a dog. Chihuahuas (aka Ratdogs) are the single most useless type of pet ever created by [[United_Kingdom|selective and degenerative inbreeding]] of multiple small mammal species, which at various times may have included small dogs. | ||
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Breeders get their [[Lulz|lulz]] from chihuahua buyers being stupid enough to outlay up to thousands of dollars for one of these destructive untrainable pests. It is only months after purchasing one of these annoying vermin that the buyer realizes it would be easier to train an alligator to hum a Bach concerto in 3 part harmony than it would be to train a Chihuahua to perform even the most basic of dog commands. | Breeders get their [[Lulz|lulz]] from chihuahua buyers being stupid enough to outlay up to thousands of dollars for one of these destructive untrainable pests. It is only months after purchasing one of these annoying vermin that the buyer realizes it would be easier to train an alligator to hum a Bach concerto in 3 part harmony than it would be to train a Chihuahua to perform even the most basic of dog commands. | ||
== Things Chihuahuas Can Do == | == Things Chihuahuas Can Do == | ||
Revision as of 00:46, 30 November 2012
Chihuahuas are a species of large rat (rodentia rattus canis destructiva) which, owing to its relatively large size and disproportionately short tail, is often mistaken for a dog. Chihuahuas (aka Ratdogs) are the single most useless type of pet ever created by selective and degenerative inbreeding of multiple small mammal species, which at various times may have included small dogs.
Created for the lulz by dog breeders in 1308, the goal was to create a dog-like creature small enough to throw around a pub during drinking binges. The popularity of the Chihuahua is due to the need of both faggots and the idiot rich to highlight their utter idiocy.
Breeders get their lulz from chihuahua buyers being stupid enough to outlay up to thousands of dollars for one of these destructive untrainable pests. It is only months after purchasing one of these annoying vermin that the buyer realizes it would be easier to train an alligator to hum a Bach concerto in 3 part harmony than it would be to train a Chihuahua to perform even the most basic of dog commands.
Things Chihuahuas Can Do
BarkSqueak- Shit
- Whine
- Generate uncontrollable rage within the heart of a gentle man.
- Be thrown great distances.
- Become easy-to-swallow delicacies for pythons and boa constrictors.
- Assist in detecting polyps in old folks.
- Chew legs off tables, coverings from floors. holes in walls
- Pull all your towels off the bathroom towel rails and pee all over them
- Inflict thousands of dollars of damage before they reach one year of age
- Annoy the shit out of you
Things Chihuahuas Cannot Do
- Stop barking
- Play World of Warcraft
- Be a cat.
- Learn any commands
- Stop whining
- Bite your arch enemy's wiener off
- ?????
- Profit!
- Get you sex or a girlfriend
Moronic Fans
The active posters in 
chihuahuas are generally middle-aged, overweight, impulsive, assumptive animal rights activists who like to jump down anyone's throat. It is fairly easy to get on everyone's bad side by mentioning any of the following topics:
- Breeding chihuahuas
- The term "teacup"
- Paris Hilton
- Pet stores/breeders
- The ignorance of the Southern U.S.
Unless you volunteer at a shelter full time, donate most of your time and money to rescuing pound puppies, or automatically attack and harass members, you probably won't fit in. Also, this community is completely unmoderated.
Memorable example of typical harassment here
BALEETED.