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[[File:Ball-of-foot-pain.jpg|thumb|The foot ball, anatomically speaking]]
[[File:Ball-of-foot-pain.jpg|thumb|The foot ball, anatomically speaking]]


'''Football''' has been known to mean:
'''Football''' is the [[1337|code]] for numerous sports that always features [[gay|men-on-men]] action involving [[LOLDONGS|balls]]. Although there are many sports under the football codes, only two count because the others are nothing more than poor man's alternatives that get almost no fuckin' attention in a global mass media (that's right [[Australia|'Roo fuckers]], nobody cares about your Australia [[Rule 34|rules]] Football). They are:
 
 
# [[Soccer]], or Association Football
# [[Soccer]], or Association Football
# [[Handegg]], or Gridiron Football ([[American]] and [[Canadian]] Football)
# [[Handegg]], or Gridiron Football ([[American]] and [[Canadian]] Football)
# [[Moonbase_Alpha|John Madden]], founder of football
# [[Moonbase_Alpha|John Madden]], founder of football
# [[I'M FOOTBALL TEAM]] also works
 
 
==See also==
 
* [[Jake Brahm|DONT MESS WITH FOOTBALL]]


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Revision as of 23:50, 20 May 2012

File:Ball-of-foot-pain.jpg
The foot ball, anatomically speaking

Football is the code for numerous sports that always features men-on-men action involving balls. Although there are many sports under the football codes, only two count because the others are nothing more than poor man's alternatives that get almost no fuckin' attention in a global mass media (that's right 'Roo fuckers, nobody cares about your Australia rules Football). They are:


  1. Soccer, or Association Football
  2. Handegg, or Gridiron Football (American and Canadian Football)
  3. John Madden, founder of football


See also

This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.