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Kthor is currently banned from the [[Masturbation|Comics Journal]] message board for implying that X-Men writer [[Chris Claremont]] is anally fisted on a regular basis by a dominatrix dressed as Storm. | Kthor is currently banned from the [[Masturbation|Comics Journal]] message board for implying that X-Men writer [[Chris Claremont]] is anally fisted on a regular basis by a dominatrix dressed as Storm. | ||
==All Growed Up== | |||
Kthor eventually gave up his life of attempted comic artistry, largely due to the fact that he hooked up with the nearest lowered expectation he could find and the two [[Forever Alone|30 year old virgins]] finally popped their collective cherries and managed to shit out a chromosomally deficient little sprout named "[[Original|Henry]]". | |||
His current whereabouts are unknown but he's likely working some menial, minimum wage, shit job to make ends meet while he cries himself to sleep every night knowing that all the better he could do with his life was to crap out a carbon copy cock shitter who will probably wind up having even LESS creative talent and originality than his [[failure|father]]. | |||
[[File:Kthor_-_His_Kid_Henry.jpg|thumb|center|<center><b>How [[Retarded|Cute]]</b></center>]] | |||
==An Introspective Look At The Artist== | ==An Introspective Look At The Artist== | ||
Revision as of 23:55, 29 June 2012
K. Thor Jensen aka Kthor, is a cartoonist and moderator of the LJ community fuckyoucrew, who writes about dogs. He is also one of the editors of Portal of Evil. He has clashed a number of times both in real life and on LJ with infamous basement dwelling failure and fatty Lord Rexington Fear.
Targets of his legendary ire have included Joshua Beane aka the Dragonguyver and Matthew Moulton aka Onideus Mad Hatter. It should be noted that most of the people Kthor makes fun of are overweight. K. Thor previously had a "skinny fat" (nerd) figure but has become increasingly obese as his life spiraled downward from dotcom boom leech to guy poorly cribbing from Love and Rockets onto stolen bristol board. In 2006, K. Thor married a woman who is hella fucking fat. She designs purses and sells them on the internet. Someone, maybe even K. Thor has apparently made the fatty pregnant.
For some reason, his activities in fuckyoucrew seem to draw considerably more ire than Portal of Evil, where the site's co-owner Chet receives the lion's share of the complaints. Kthor is a considerably more public figure, however, with multiple television appearances (including a particularly embarrassing one on Blind Date) under his belt. However, despite his popularity, he was still forced to sell his manga to pay for his wedding.
Kthor is currently banned from the Comics Journal message board for implying that X-Men writer Chris Claremont is anally fisted on a regular basis by a dominatrix dressed as Storm.
All Growed Up
Kthor eventually gave up his life of attempted comic artistry, largely due to the fact that he hooked up with the nearest lowered expectation he could find and the two 30 year old virgins finally popped their collective cherries and managed to shit out a chromosomally deficient little sprout named "Henry".
His current whereabouts are unknown but he's likely working some menial, minimum wage, shit job to make ends meet while he cries himself to sleep every night knowing that all the better he could do with his life was to crap out a carbon copy cock shitter who will probably wind up having even LESS creative talent and originality than his father.
An Introspective Look At The Artist
His Awesome Art!
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Tha'fawk is this? -
Rocket Man! -
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