Hipcrime

/!\ WARNING: This page is about a known heterosexual. He will fuck your bitches. /!\

Purpling a pony in 2012.

Hooking up with Jeff Stryker in 1986.

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Hooking up with Alison in 2009.

Badmachine aka Celebratedpooper was a celebrated TOW editor for a 4-year span beginning in 2008, until of course he was actually noticed by staff and in typical Wiki fashion, they banned the fuck out of him. According to his extinct user page, in the 80s, his resulting incontinence led to an unknown period of change in the 90s. It eventually caused him to embrace his heterosexuality and grow a beard in the 2000s, and in the 2010s, he has taken to spray-painting ponies.

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Badmachine came under flak on TOW when he claimed to bed an active editor of Encyclopedia Dramatica. This caught the attention of the GNAA who then proceeded to take advantage of the situation by simultaneously attacking Badmachine and Wikipedia by sending death threats under his name and hacking his account. After numerous bans, Badmachine ultimate was sodomized beyond belief by the opposing crossfire. Despite having any slight violation of the thousands of policies in his case being banworthy, he somehow managed to defend himself until TOW finally had enough of his crap and Ironholds banned him because fuck you that's why. He then took his fight to ArbCom which, of course, hastily put his case with all the other legitimate concerns into file 13.

See Also

• Ironholds
• ArbCom

External Links

• Badmachine is all that remains of his censored talk (the rest is archived at Wikipedia:User talk:Badmachine/Archive 1)
• His old gallery
• Last edit of userpage on May 2012