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[[File:Fire_Window_Fall.gif|180px|thumb|right|Using the word makes you end up dying like this]]
'''Kawaii''' (可愛い), meaning "cute" in Japanese, is another one of those terms that has been so abused by [[weeaboos]] that it has evolved into their telltale sign. Much like ''[[Desu]]'', weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, enfuriating anyone who hears them which is why many hope that all of America's "[[otaku]]" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like [[retarded]] children. And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word, as every time you say it, your [[penis]]/[[tits]] shrink.
'''Kawaii''' (可愛い), meaning "cute" in Japanese, is another one of those terms that has been so abused by [[weeaboos]] that it has evolved into their telltale sign. Much like ''[[Desu]]'', weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, enfuriating anyone who hears them which is why many hope that all of America's "[[otaku]]" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like [[retarded]] children. And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word, as every time you say it, your [[penis]]/[[tits]] shrink.


==Being [[Weeaboo|Kawaii]]==
==Being [[Weeaboo|Kawaii]]==
[[File:Elephant.gif|180px|thumb|right|[[EXTREME ADVERTISING|LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! SLAPPING COLONEL TITTIES' JUGS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!]]]]
* Go on [[YouTube]] and find some [[anime]], watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
* Go on [[YouTube]] and find some [[anime]], watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
* Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them.
* Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them.
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{cg|Ka-fucking-waii!|Kawaii Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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Image:Kawaii.jpg|A [[Divide by zero|nigger with blue eyes]]? Kawaii!
Image:Kawaii.jpg|A [[Divide by zero|brotha with blue eyes]]? KAFUCKINGWAII, NIG!
Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png|[[An hero|The kawaii way of bidding farewell]]
Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png|[[An hero|The kawaii way of bidding farewell]]
Image:Kawaiii.gif|[[lolicon|Japanese kiddy porn]] is kawaii
Image:Kawaiii.gif|[[lolicon|Japanese kiddy porn]] is kawaii
Image:Hello_hitler.jpg|[[Hitler]]'s kawaii, too!
Image:Hello_hitler.jpg|[[Hitler]]'s kawaii, too!
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:JulianaWetmoreKawaii.png|Kawaii Doesn't always do [[Juliana Wetmore|people]] justice
Image:JulianaWetmoreKawaii.png|Kawaii Doesn't always do [[Juliana Wetmore|people]] justice
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File:Sandcrab.JPG|Kawaii [[Giant Enemy Crabs|sandcrab]]
File:Sandcrab.JPG|Kawaii [[Giant Enemy Crabs|sandcrab]]
Image:Hawaii-Islands-Map.gif|The state of Kawaii
Image:Hawaii-Islands-Map.gif|The state of Kawaii
Image:Fire_Window_Fall.gif|Using the word makes you end up dying like this
</gallery></center>
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==Videos==
==Videos==

Revision as of 09:05, 31 July 2012

Using the word makes you end up dying like this

Kawaii (可愛い), meaning "cute" in Japanese, is another one of those terms that has been so abused by weeaboos that it has evolved into their telltale sign. Much like Desu, weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, enfuriating anyone who hears them which is why many hope that all of America's "otaku" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like retarded children. And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word, as every time you say it, your penis/tits shrink.

Being Kawaii

LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! SLAPPING COLONEL TITTIES' JUGS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!
  • Go on YouTube and find some anime, watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
  • Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them.
  • Learn to talk kawaii
  • Kawaii-ify yourself IRL. You can either go for the classic cute look or the innocent little 9 year old girl look.
  • Go to DeviantART, the main spawning place for kawaii fags like you, and make an account. Make sure your user name is some thing cute happy and fuffy such as, KawaiiKittee88 or maskedsugargirl or Xxbuffy-bunnyxX. Remember, your goal is to burn the thought of cuteness into the minds of EVERYONE ON THE INTERNETS.
  • START DRAWING SOME CHIBIES DAMMIT. It doesn't matter if you can draw or not, all the cool kids do it. Remember, the bigger the eyes the better.

Now that you are Kawaii, have fun in hell, because there is no other home for you. But don't try being kawaii in hell, trying to will only get you to super-hell.

Gallery

Videos

roundeye to AZN eye

KAWAIIIII

KAWAIIIIIII

SUGOIIIIII

SUGOIIIIIIIII

A tribute to Pixyteri's Kawaiiness

Things Kawaii


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