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[[ | [[File:Fire_Window_Fall.gif|180px|thumb|right|Using the word makes you end up dying like this]] | ||
'''Kawaii''' (可愛い), meaning "cute" in Japanese, is another one of those terms that has been so abused by [[weeaboos]] that it has evolved into their telltale sign. Much like ''[[Desu]]'', weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, enfuriating anyone who hears them which is why many hope that all of America's "[[otaku]]" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like [[retarded]] children. And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word, as every time you say it, your [[penis]]/[[tits]] shrink. | '''Kawaii''' (可愛い), meaning "cute" in Japanese, is another one of those terms that has been so abused by [[weeaboos]] that it has evolved into their telltale sign. Much like ''[[Desu]]'', weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, enfuriating anyone who hears them which is why many hope that all of America's "[[otaku]]" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like [[retarded]] children. And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word, as every time you say it, your [[penis]]/[[tits]] shrink. | ||
==Being [[Weeaboo|Kawaii]]== | ==Being [[Weeaboo|Kawaii]]== | ||
[[File:Elephant.gif|180px|thumb|right|[[EXTREME ADVERTISING|LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER! SLAPPING COLONEL TITTIES' JUGS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!]]]] | |||
* Go on [[YouTube]] and find some [[anime]], watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART! | * Go on [[YouTube]] and find some [[anime]], watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART! | ||
* Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them. | * Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them. | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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Image:Kawaii.jpg|A [[Divide by zero| | Image:Kawaii.jpg|A [[Divide by zero|brotha with blue eyes]]? KAFUCKINGWAII, NIG! | ||
Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png|[[An hero|The kawaii way of bidding farewell]] | Image:Anhero-animu-motivational.png|[[An hero|The kawaii way of bidding farewell]] | ||
Image:Kawaiii.gif|[[lolicon|Japanese kiddy porn]] is kawaii | Image:Kawaiii.gif|[[lolicon|Japanese kiddy porn]] is kawaii | ||
Image:Hello_hitler.jpg|[[Hitler]]'s kawaii, too! | Image:Hello_hitler.jpg|[[Hitler]]'s kawaii, too! | ||
Image:JulianaWetmoreKawaii.png|Kawaii Doesn't always do [[Juliana Wetmore|people]] justice | Image:JulianaWetmoreKawaii.png|Kawaii Doesn't always do [[Juliana Wetmore|people]] justice | ||
File:Kittyaww.jpg | File:Kittyaww.jpg | ||
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File:Sandcrab.JPG|Kawaii [[Giant Enemy Crabs|sandcrab]] | File:Sandcrab.JPG|Kawaii [[Giant Enemy Crabs|sandcrab]] | ||
Image:Hawaii-Islands-Map.gif|The state of Kawaii | Image:Hawaii-Islands-Map.gif|The state of Kawaii | ||
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==Videos== | ==Videos== |
Revision as of 09:05, 31 July 2012
Kawaii (可愛い), meaning "cute" in Japanese, is another one of those terms that has been so abused by weeaboos that it has evolved into their telltale sign. Much like Desu, weeaboos enjoy screaming "kawaii" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves, enfuriating anyone who hears them which is why many hope that all of America's "otaku" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then committed to mental wards for acting like retarded children. And for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one of either gender over the age of 12 uses the word, as every time you say it, your penis/tits shrink.
Being Kawaii
- Go on YouTube and find some anime, watch it, watch it again, and after you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR GODDAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART!
- Look up some gay-ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them.
- Learn to talk kawaii
- Kawaii-ify yourself IRL. You can either go for the classic cute look or the innocent little 9 year old girl look.
- Go to DeviantART, the main spawning place for kawaii fags like you, and make an account. Make sure your user name is some thing cute happy and fuffy such as, KawaiiKittee88 or maskedsugargirl or Xxbuffy-bunnyxX. Remember, your goal is to burn the thought of cuteness into the minds of EVERYONE ON THE INTERNETS.
- START DRAWING SOME CHIBIES DAMMIT. It doesn't matter if you can draw or not, all the cool kids do it. Remember, the bigger the eyes the better.
Now that you are Kawaii, have fun in hell, because there is no other home for you. But don't try being kawaii in hell, trying to will only get you to super-hell.
Gallery
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A brotha with blue eyes? KAFUCKINGWAII, NIG!
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Japanese kiddy porn is kawaii
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Hitler's kawaii, too!
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Kawaii Doesn't always do people justice
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Kawaii sandcrab
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The state of Kawaii
Videos
Previous Video | Next Video
Things Kawaii
- Anime
- Bishounens
- Bridget
- Caramelldansen
- Cats
- Chibis
- Cosplay
- Critters
- Cute Shit
- DevianTART
- Desu
- Gaia Online
- Hamtaro
- Hetalia
- Lolicon
- Lucky Star
- Neopets
- Pikachu
- Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls
- Shotacon
External Links
- Teahouse MB - kawaii forum. TROLL & SPAMZ FOR GREAT JUSTICE. Bookmark this
- All Things Kawaii - And this
- Gurochan Bookmark this shit too
- Very bookmark worthy, gigs of legally ambiguous j lolis