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[[Image:Furluminati.jpg|thumb|Official Furluminati logo]]
#Redirect[[Furfag]]
[[Image:Illumaniti-furries.png|frame|Furry Illuminati have produced a fun trading game for [[children]], which shows the positive qualites of furries and a furry-run world government.]]
[[Image:Furrynews.jpg|thumb|The furluminate is rumored to exercise total control of the media.]]
[[Image:Cow in bank.jpg|frame|right|The Furlumanti controls most banks.]]
Also known as the [[Furry]] [[Illuminati]]. A secret organization that exists to create moar [[Drama]], and kill moar lulz. Members of this group are leaders within the [[Furaffinity|Furry Community]] that go around spreading [[lie]]s and misinformation (if they didn't exist, then they wouldn't have had to edit this) about the furry community. One of its leaders, the puppy rapist [[ContiE]], prevents verifiable sources from giving the [[truth]] about furries on [[wikipedia]]'s furry articles and other places — including facts from reliable media sources like MTV and Vanity fair as well as [[furry art|pictures]] [[yiff|that]] [[The Kadaitcha Dancers|tell]] [[goatse|the]] [[furry|truth]].  If you think Bugs Bunny or Chewbacca are cool you are not a furry, but if you want to have sex with them you are — but The Furluminati claims that anyone who has watched either on TV is a furry. The Furluminati is associated with the [http://otherkinawakening.20fr.com/index.html Otherkin conspiracy]. Other attacks have occurred directly against [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], one of their biggest threats. The most common of these attacks are [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|removing facts on furries]] and [[ED is slow|attacking the site's functionality to delay communication]].


==The true Cause==
We already have a page on furries. All of them think they run the place. In short, all furries are Furluminati. The existence of this page is now a conspiracy. You have read the truth and I have said too much! Turn back before they come for yo


Many people died to get this top secret information. Memorize it well, lest the Furluminati delete this entire section because of its compromising qualities.
==But why is it really a redirect!===
Ok, to be real here for a moment....


The Furluminati want to overthrow the government, secure a new world order run by furries, and kill all humans and make them their slaves, [[necrofur|in that order]]. The Furluminati have a strong grip in Europe, Australia and Canada, and they intend to overthrow the American government next. YOU MUST STOP THEM, THEY WILL [[Rape|KILL YOU]]!
All furries are furluminati as they all feel they run the show. With everyone running the show, they all are the conspiracy in their little cliques. When all furries are furluminati, it makes sense to just redirect the page.  


==Counter Tactics==
Not only that, this page is unfunny. It's at best a weak in joke that had been removed from the old ED for over a year before being transplanted from uncyclopedia. The exact same page (minus one or two images) was deleted from Uncyclopedia for being unfunny and someone just moved it here. If it's too lame for unclyclopedia and techinically all furries are furluminati, there is no reason for the page to be here.


Some of the strongest responses are some of the most obvious. Reply to their disinformation on [[Wikipedia]] with reversion, and follow with a quick talk page [[flame war]]. Return to your [[ED|home base]] and out every known furry encountered. Expose their [[Dox|real names]] and remove their dark veil of [[anonymous|anonymity]] so that they may no longer retreat into the shadows of [[sockpuppet]]ry. Oust them for the known [[homosexual]]s they are. Follow up with [[proxy|sockpuppetry of your own]] to [[vandal/how-to|vandalize]] their user pages and spread information [[rape]] as far as a wiki can reach. Finish it with a coup de grâce of pizza boxes the likes of which has never been seen before. Your valor will not be forgotten.
The page itself is a bad in-joke that started over various furry chats. At best this page could be seen as as "self important twats nobody cares about anymore because they were being self important over a decade ago." As we already have categories for self important twats and an entire hub just for furry self important twats, this page becomes a moot point. At worst it's a pathetic attempt to troll being kept alive as a very sad attempt at a "joke".  


== Confirmed members ==
Why is all this right here? Because a few furries have the sense to hit "edit" instead of blindly hitting "undo" and, frankly, only a few furries still care about this half-baked in joke. It also looks better to have some content on a page where people still expect it.


*[[Typhon]] is one of the many Furluminati trying to change [[Encyclopediadramatica|ED]]
Now, go make something actually funny!
*[[Sage Freehaven]]
*[[Cigarskunk]] ([[FUCK YEAH!]])
 
== See Also ==
 
* [[Furry]]
* [[Conspiracy]]
* [[Illuminati]]
 
 
== External links ==
 
* [http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=furluminati&search_type= Furluminati on youtube]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk%3AFurry_fandom&diff=18687182&oldid=18620958 Examples of one their many propaganda.]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Furry_fandom&oldid=504676477#Mentioning_the_sexual_section_in_the_lead.3F and another]
* [http://killhamster.livejournal.com/2005/04/10/ Killhamster fights the Furluminati]
* [http://the-wabe.com/stories/furry-conspiracy/ Furry Conspiracy]
* [http://furiluminati.livejournal.com/ Furluminati Livejournal]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=9/11_%28film%29&diff=prev&oldid=65101738 Furluminati also covers up government conspiracies like 9/11]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk%3AFurry_fandom&diff=69309885&oldid=69307830 Even talk pages are not safe from the furluminati]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Furry_fandom/Archive_3#Please_stop_reverting_legitimate_edits. The Furluminati in action]
 
The above statement would not have been said if the Furluminati didn't actually exist.  The people would have said "Oh look, propaganda" and carried on with their lives, forgotten of the Furluminati.
 
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Revision as of 07:29, 6 August 2012

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We already have a page on furries. All of them think they run the place. In short, all furries are Furluminati. The existence of this page is now a conspiracy. You have read the truth and I have said too much! Turn back before they come for yo

But why is it really a redirect!=

Ok, to be real here for a moment....

All furries are furluminati as they all feel they run the show. With everyone running the show, they all are the conspiracy in their little cliques. When all furries are furluminati, it makes sense to just redirect the page.

Not only that, this page is unfunny. It's at best a weak in joke that had been removed from the old ED for over a year before being transplanted from uncyclopedia. The exact same page (minus one or two images) was deleted from Uncyclopedia for being unfunny and someone just moved it here. If it's too lame for unclyclopedia and techinically all furries are furluminati, there is no reason for the page to be here.

The page itself is a bad in-joke that started over various furry chats. At best this page could be seen as as "self important twats nobody cares about anymore because they were being self important over a decade ago." As we already have categories for self important twats and an entire hub just for furry self important twats, this page becomes a moot point. At worst it's a pathetic attempt to troll being kept alive as a very sad attempt at a "joke".

Why is all this right here? Because a few furries have the sense to hit "edit" instead of blindly hitting "undo" and, frankly, only a few furries still care about this half-baked in joke. It also looks better to have some content on a page where people still expect it.

Now, go make something actually funny!

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