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| <center>{{frame|1=<span style="color:red; background-color:black; font-weight:bold;"> /!\ </span><span style="color:black; background-color:red; font-weight:bold;"> WARNING: This page is about a known [[breeder|heterosexual]]. He will fuck your bitches.</span><span style="color:red; background-color:black; font-weight:bold;"> /!\ </span>|border=red|background=black}}</center>
| | *[[Badmachine]] |
| | *[[Hipcrime Appreciation Station|The gay circlejerk]] |
| | *[[User:Hipcrime|The user]] |
| | *[[Gay]] |
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| [[File:Hipcrime.jpg|thumb|left|Purpling a pony in 2012.]]
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| [[File:JeffStryker1986.jpg|thumb|Hooking up with Jeff Stryker in 1986.]]
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| [[File:AlisonBadmachine.jpg|thumb|Hooking up with [[Alison]] in 2009.]]
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| {{wpul|Badmachine}} aka '''Celebratedpooper''' aka '''hipcrime''' was a celebrated [[TOW]] editor for a 4-year span beginning in 2008, until of course he was actually noticed by staff and in typical Wiki fashion, they [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&page=User%3ABadmachine&type=block banned the fuck out of him]. According to his extinct user page, after much homosexuality in the 80s, his resulting incontinence led to an unknown period of [[drugs|change]] in the 90s. This eventually caused him to embrace his heterosexuality and grow a [[neckbeard|beard]] in the 2000s, and in the 2010s, he has taken to spray-painting ponies. | |
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| ==B&==
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| Badmachine came under flak on [[TOW]] when he claimed to be an active editor of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. This caught the attention of the [[GNAA]] who defended Badmachine by exposing the Wikipedia homophobe cabal. He was valiantly defended until TOW finally had enough of his crap, and [[Ironholds]] banned him because ''fuck you that's why''. He then took his fight to [[ArbCom]] which, of course, hastily put his case with all the other legitimate concerns into [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|file 13]].
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| ==Why Wikipedia doesn't appreciate hipcrime==
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| [[File:Wikipediahipcrime.png|thumb|right|In a nutshell]]
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| {{quote|You do things deliberately because other people find them offensive, and then pretend you don't know what happened. Drop the bullshit.|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Roux Some asshole on AN/I]}}
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| Countless times has hipcrime lead holy crusades into the kingdom of [[TOW]], inserting truth, [http://www.ipolitics.ca/2012/05/31/magnottas-name-inserted-into-homolka-wikipedia-page-multiple-times/ removing vandalism], and defending the lessers of Wikipedia. Although Wikipedia is the alleged "sum of all human knowledge", the majority of Wikipedians have a strong distaste for hipcrime's perfectly sourced information, telling him to "[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rick_Santorum&diff=479599658&oldid=479578039 go be insensitive somewhere else]". And because hipcrime was actually enjoying his editing on Wikipedia, some humourless cunt named [[:File:Rklawton.png|Rklawton]] told him "we are here to create and edit an encyclopedia. If you lose sight of this fact, you'll find yourself in opposition to those of us who haven't". But they did not stop there, as the Wikipedians went onto whine about the glorious 50 penis post contained on hipcrime's userpage. While [[Wikipedia is not censored]], they decided it would be best to sperg out about images of the male anatomy on a userpage.
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| {{quote|Badmachine, you have already been pointed to the guideline under which additions of sexually provocative content can be reverted. And yet you appear to be dead set on having the image of a penis on your userpage. Please be aware that the next time you try to add one back, I'll fully protect the page indefinitely.}}
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| ===Block #1===
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| Eventually some power-mad failure named '''Qwyrxian''' decided that hipcrime's userpage was a violation of TOW policy because there was no way to prove that his biography on it was legitimate. This reason being pulled out of his ass because of Qwyrxian's constant hipcrime-induced rage at [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lil_B Talk:Lil B] ([[Lil B|a subject]] Qwyrxian aka Aaron Hahn knows nothing about). He called a mighty army of meatpuppets to aid him in the block, all of which were later exposed and shut down by gaynigger forces. In a glorious turn of events, hipcrime was unblocked.
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| ===Block #2===
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| After embarrassing the [[WMF]] to no end, lowly employee [[Ironholds]] (Oliver Keyes) decided enough was enough and set out to remove hipcrime once and for all. After blocking him, hipcrime left a reasonable unblock request that was denied by none other than [[Ironholds#Ironholds_x_Fluffernutter|Ironhold's girlfriend]]. This is seriously how Wikipedia operates.
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| Unfortunately, the dicks refused to remove the ban, which promoted much [[GNAA]] flooding of Wikipedia IRC, to the point that both #wikipedia-en and #wikipedia were kept on +r for extended periods. Once more, Wikipedia has been trolled, and has lost.
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| ====lol====
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| [20:22] <+Ironholds> badmachine, I'm not in any kind of relationship with the declining sysop. Shut your pie-hole.
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| [20:22] <badmachine> lol
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| [20:22] <+Ironholds> indeed, for the longest of times she wanted to break my neck
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| [20:23] <badmachine> what a thing for the community liaison to say
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| [20:23] <+Ironholds> I'm here in a personal role
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| </pre>
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| ==[[Wikipedia is not censored|Deleted userpage]]==
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| {{center|{{scrollpic|Hipcrime userpage.png|900|500}}}}
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Ironholds]]
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| *[[Qwyrxian]]
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| *[[ArbCom]]
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| *[[Hipcrime Appreciation Station|We love badmachine]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *{{wptl|Badmachine}} is all that remains of his censored talk (the rest is archived at [[Wikipedia:User talk:Badmachine/Archive 1]])
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| *{{wpul|Badmachine/gallery|His old gallery}}
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| *[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Badmachine&oldid=494447554 Last edit of userpage on May 2012]
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| *[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia%3AList_of_banned_users&diff=502696755&oldid=501831779#Bans_of_indefinite_duration Badmachine] on the [[list of banned users|list of banned losers]]
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