Dr.Choker and Pals

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Dr.Choker and Pals is a J-Type webcomic, intended to be explicit, but failing like an Italian Cruise ship. For many years now, it has mercilessly dumped it's load on many an artsite, although most people are clever enough to ignore it and not pay it any attention. Of course, if you want to avoid ever coming across the greatness that is Dr.Choker, a list is provided [[1]].

You'll not find a comic with this much effort put into it anywhere else on the interwebs!

Dr.Choker himself, is a badly-drawn Azn doctor, who screws up operations, and then screws the nurses - totally unlike Dr.Nick Rivera from the Simpsons - although if you stuck Dr.Nick and Apu in the same blender you might get a better drawing style than Matt Groening's.

Self portrait/self advert. If you had always wondered what a porno flash animator looks like, you get an idea of how bad an animation you are to expect.

It is drawn by one Patrick David Jenkins, whose self-OC looks like a cross between Jesus and a porn movie director. Recently PDJ, (which sounds like a form of AIDS - that's gotta be a metaphor for something...) who has always tried to strafe into popularity, has decided to follow the trend and has posted [lovely brony porn for the internets to enjoy].

Is it a genuine Dr.Choker?

One millionth follower? WHAT BIRDSHIT!

Dr.Choker and Pals is a base art for all of his work, which is recognisable because it always contains at least one of these features:

• Word art
• Oval-tool eyes
• Zero shading
• Use of colour palate a colour blind 2 year old would find vulgar
• Practically no effort on the art at all really...
• Plot lines which once read have wasted life which will NEVER be returned to you.
• The whole concept of spelling and grammar has never dawned here...

Animation

The oval tool in MS Paint has aided Patrick again!

There are some some animations as well, which have been recorded by the web's finest voice actors, using the best sound equipment $6.99 could buy in Wallmart. When you get past the long and pointless opening sequences, and the gold-record sound - complete with more hiss than snake house - you'll see that like the webcomic, there is absolutely no plot line at all. Whereas the rest of the world does it without realising - outside of trolling the muslims which using his wit, which of course PDJ has had to put his best effort into, and of course, a failed attempt at soft-porn. And boy do we mean soft...

U LIEK BRO?

PDJ thinks his webcomics under the Dr.Choker brand are so good, he's actually asking people to donate money for his time and effort. Despite his artwork being wanted as AIDS is to the the uninfected, it seems that PDJ will never improve his artwork style - so there's a good reason to donate to him to keep him drawing for the next 20 years!

Website

Given the success of his comic, PDJ setup and actually paid money for a server, to host Dr.Choker - especially after the haters who own other art sites banned him saying his artwork was 'trying to be offensive' - to ensure that the world would never run dry of good e-toilet paper.

Be sure to leave a message!

• http://drchokerandrudepals.wetpaint.com/ - Main website
• http://www.furaffinity.net/user/killerlaughter/ - Well obviously he had an FA. Not that the furries will YIFF to this stuff though...
• http://thegarfieldtouch.deviantart.com/ -Dargh! Not another account! How many times can this guy return after a ban?
• http://www.artgrounds.com/alicejenkins - Finally a user who fits in to artgrounds! A man who draws like a porn star, and poses as a female.