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| [[File:Aphex_Twin_Promo.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Being a [[hipster|hipster faggot]] before it was cool.]] | |
| Aphex Twin (Richard D. James) is a faggot who bought some programs and mashed his keyboard and decided to call it "Experimental [[Music]]". He was popular in the 90's and is considered an [[oldfag]] by now. People still go to his concerts to hear the same [[shit]] [[over 9000]] times and jack off to videos of him flailing his dick around.
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| == History ==
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| Richard was born to his welsh parents in ireland, they abused him to the point were they cut him off from society, and chopped both his testicles and his dick off.
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| Richard hateed this because he would like to fuck his two sisters everynight before he went to bed. Although he didn't mind being cut off from society which is probably why he is such a [[faggot]] hipster with his 50 gallons of [[coffee]]. He was always bullied at school and led him to be anti-social in most of his classes,he would usually just flip off the teachers by listening to his music during important lectures.
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| Eventually, he passed college and had a degree as an [[engineer]] and made many shitty albums and songs as a young adult with his expensive technology that he produced so that all he needs to do is stick his [[dick]] in it and it automatically makes [[electronica]] noises for his pleasure.
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| == Art ==
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| [[File:I_Care_Promo.jpg|200px|thumb|left|You would face-fuck him]]
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| Richard being the self-obsessed autistic he is, he had an obsession with him putting his face over every single fucking thing you could possibly imagine. He got a self portrait of himself and decided that he needed his fucking [[you|ugly]] face on everything so he didn't have to see his fans ugly faces during his concert.
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| == Subliminal Messaging ==
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| One night, when Richard was fucking his music machines as usual, he notices something in one of his songs. It was a spectograph image of his face. He got major [[lolz]] from this considering that people were already sick of him plastering his face over everything, he knew that people would be pissed that he even had to have his OWN FACE IN THE FUCKING SONG.
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| [[File:Aphex_Twin_Sexy_Face.jpg|200px|thumb|center|You can't imagine how jealous the [[Illuminati]] were.]]
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| == Music ==
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| Richard is also known for showing his sick, twisted fantasies in most of his music, and videos.
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