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| <table style="width:100%; border: 1px solid #CDCDED"><tr><th>Uh oh..</th><td>[[Image:Shortcat.jpg|60px]]</td><td>'''{{PAGENAME}} is a bit [[stub|short]] on content, and may leave you wanting [[moar]].'''<br><small>''You can help by adding relevant content, [[Special:Upload|pictures]], links, [[drama]] and [[lulz]]. Be sure to [[Win|improve]] the article, not [[shit|mess it up]]. For tips, read [[ED:101|The Manual]].''<br><small>This article has been tagged since [[Shit nobody cares about|June 8]]</small></small></td></tr></table>
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| <!--[[Image:Fat_Bold_Rileigh.jpg|thumb|Rileigh's actual IRL picture, [http://themurlocvillage.com/forums/showthread.php?p=76853#post76853 posted by Rileigh] in an ironic attempt to prove to people on the internet he doesn't care what they think.]]-->
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| Sometimes abbreviated to ''in real life'', '''IRL''' refers to the place where IRC Admin fags suck and take huge cocks anally on a daily basis.
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| Used ironically or [[Sarcasm|sarcastically]] as part of Netspeak, IRL can be used to refer to any activity that can be done on [[IRC]], or in the broader sense, online.
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| When online, one may often hear the phrase "I IS HOT GURL IRL". When this is heard, it should not be taken seriously, as they are most likely an [[wapanese|anime fan]], [[leftard]], or [[attention whore]], or in <s>some</s> all cases a [[basement-dweller|bald fat fuck masturbating to the words on his computer monitor]]. It is [[no girls on the internet|extremely unlikely that they are actually an attractive female]].
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| <s>[http://themurlocvillage.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8139 Rileigh]</s> LINKS DOWN a prime example of the typical, [[fat]], bald, internet attention whore [[masturbating]] over pretending to be the girl he stalks in IRL.
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| [[Image:IRL Scary.jpg|thumb|Everyone [[on the Internet]].]]
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| Although [[Internet drama]] has been spotted [[OTI|on the Internets]] since [[Al Gore]] and the Renegade master invented it in [[1984]], the [[real world]] has been filled with [[IRL drama]] for [[at least 100 years]]. And, just like [[OL]] drama spawned [[troll]]s, IRL drama has spawned the recreational activity of [[trolling IRL]].
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| For a good example of IRL, simply refocus your eyes to take in that which lies slightly to the left and right, as well as above and below your shiny monitor box. The initial impression is clear: dark, shabby and lacking in [[emoticons]]. Why not just blow the whole fucking [[shitload]] up? Fortunately, this idea has already been created and forwarded by one [[George W. Bush]].
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| {{quote|Am i a man dreaming of being a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming of being a man?|Chuang Tzu}}
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| Above quote demonstrates the tendency of some people to ask the question: [[philosophy|"what is IRL?"]]. These are [[faggot|curious individuals]]. If you have the time to ask such questions then you are not spending enough time worrying about the size of your [[penis]] and when you will next have the [[secks]]. The only explanation is either that you are "[[lie|secure]]" or possibly [[sick fuck|broken]].
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| ==Things to do IRL==
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| <big><big>'''WARNING: FOLLOWING CONTENT WAS PROBABLY WRITTEN BY GHOST, FROM TRUE CAPITALIST RADIO!!!''' </big></big>
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| *[[Fail|Join a yoga class]]
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| *Find a cure for cancer while Idling in [[Team Fortress 2|TF2]] to get a shitload of hats.
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| *Do coke
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| *Lead a workshop
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| *[[Fap]]
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| *Edit this article
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| *Troll
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| *Get [[rape|raped]]
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| *Visit Santa at the North Pole
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| *Eat
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| *Renovate your bathroom
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| *Start a band
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| *Masturbate
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| *Call your band "Lobsterman"
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| *Get booed offstage at your first concert
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| *Exercise
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| *[[Lulz|Choke the chicken]]
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| *Get laid (<i>Extremely difficult</i>)
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| *Fap
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| *Die
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| *Shoot some b-ball outside of the school
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| *Do a Baal Run
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| *[[Win]] (<i>not likely</i>)
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| *[[Fail]] (<i>you just did</i>)
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| *File a sexual harassment lawsuit (<i>women only</i>)
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| *Never get promoted
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| *Spread your life-generating wonder seed throughout the curvaceous valleys of your palm
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| *Sleep
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| *Become [[An Hero]]
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| *Put things in your mouth
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| *Find the Peng treasure
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| *Fap
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| *Die
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| *Hack (<i>cept u cant cuz [[I GOT NORTON]]</i>)
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| *Dream
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| *Ask for it
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| *Crash your car
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| *Find out who was phone
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| *Wank
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| *Trick your body into thinking that you're fornicating
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| *Be a black guy
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| *Meet the spy
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| *Eat ramen
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| *Blog about how ramen is kawaii desu
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| *[[Transformers|Turn into a jet]]
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| *Fap
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| *Put another CD in the cd drive
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| *Build a computer
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| *Press the power button
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| *Update drivers
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| *Clean your keyboard
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| *Goto your kitchen to get a drink
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| *Goto the gas station
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| *Fap moar
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| *Shit in the sink
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| *eat cyanide
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| *mix ammonia and bleach in a bucket and inhale deeply above it
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| *[[adult swim|Jerk off twelve times in one day just to see if you can do it]]
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| If this is actually an average day for you, please do us all a favor and [[An Hero|kill yourself]].
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| ==Usage==
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| '''Usage Note:''' Some people try to use IRL as a synonym for "really", as in "I IRL hate her" or "I am IRL hungry", but this usage is widely discouraged for [[faggotry|obvious reasons]].
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| ==Gallery==
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| <center><gallery>
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| Image:Pedobearirl.png|[[Pedobear]]
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| Image:Mom's_ass.jpg|Image of someone's IRL mom's IRL ass.
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| Image:Powerthirst rawberry.jpg|Energy drinks also have real lightning.
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| Image:ryanstewart.jpg|[[You|What most people OL look like IRL]]
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| Image:IRL the game.jpg|[[some argue|Actually]], the amount it costs depends on your [[skillz]]
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| Image:reality2k.gif|Reality > you
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| Image:Scott dixon.jpg|2008 In Real Life champion
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| Image:Advice_dog_go_outside.jpg|Good advice for [[basement dweller]]s.
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| </gallery></center>
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| == See Also ==
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| *[[Important people]]
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| *[[IRL Trolling]]
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| *[[OL]]
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| *[[You]]
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| {{Acronyms}}
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| {{Life}}
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