I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!

Expect delays.

I CAN SEE DA FUTUUURRE!

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	—I HAVE TO STOP YOU FROM DESTROYIN MAI RACE... IN TEH FUTUURE!!.

Apparently, SHE TOO CAN SEE TEH FUTUURE!.

A cat is fine too.

This little used expression originates from the internet series DBZ abridged, more specifically the movie parody of "Father of Goku." It happens when a group of Saiyans decide to raep some random planet for the space pimp Frieza. After resting near a pile of rubble and talking about ripping out throats, a survivor of the raep emerges in an explosion of energy to inform his conquerors that he can, in fact, SEE TEH FUTURE. He then tells them that he must prevent the destruction of his species using his l33t p0w3r5, but the space monkey Nazi's inform him that this has already happened. Upon the disclosure of said information, he tells them that HE KNEW YOU'D DO THAT and that he HAS TO KILL YOU KNOW. Upon teleporting and striking one of them in the neck, he tells him that NOW YOU TOO CAN SEE THE FUTUURE! but is suddenly interrupted by a fireball being thrown at him. IM ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

Everything after that isn't as funny, so nobody gives a shit anyways.

This phrase can be used to effectively troll so-called "Psychics" who claim that THEY TOO CAN SEE THE FUTUURE! by showing them the above video or, if you encounter one IRL, yelling the saying in the loudest, most obnoxious voice that you can come up with. Whenever this is used in the written form, it must always be spelled with two U's at the end, be in ALL CAPS and used with an exclamation mark at the end, even if it's in the middle of a sentence. No exceptions.

Trolling Potential

Bitch-ass poser psychics who claim to possess prophetic powers of foresight and enlighten others of upcoming events are always wrong, because only YOU TOO CAN SEE THE FUTUURE!. It's actually quite easy to piss off wannabe paranormalfags who are interested in Weegee boards n shit becuase it is loud, confusing and condescending. It's also pretty god damned obvious that all so-called "Psychic" individuals are complete bullshit. They're either trying to rip off gullible people or are too stupid to realize that the paranormal is just another fad to rip off dumbasses in the first place. Fortunately, trolling psychics with this is as easy as eating a goatse sandwich. Whether you're on the interwebz or you managed to stumble upon a Sylvia Browne convention, mass anarchy is sure to ensue in the reactions that follow. For example:

Otherkin: lol fuck u man, i have mastered the astral plane and awakened my true eye. My aura powers increase everyday and I'm starting to get predictions from the future

Troll: I CAN SEE DA FUTUURE!!!

Otherkin: NO FUCK YOU ONLY I CAN SEE THE FUTURE, UR JUST MAKIN THAT UP!

Troll: I HAVE TO STOP YOU FROM DESTROYING MAI RACE, IN THE FUTUURE!

Otherkin: What... what the fuck are you talking about?

Troll: IM ON FIRE! BLAARGH!

Otherkin:...

Or, through escalation of ones voice, real life occurrences can produce mass lulz:

Palm reader: Hello, my name is mistress Esmereldah. Your appointment with me will give you a bright outlook on your future.

IRL Troll: I CAN SEE DA FUTUURE!!

Palm reader: Get out of my store

Whether you use it at parties, on your dog, or some random black guy walking down the street, screaming this in someones face will always result in epic win.

See also

• Psychic
• Animu
• LittleKuriboh
• Fish People

External Links

• The full thing, plus a little bit MOAR.