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| [[Image:Lolita_and_Klarawagner.jpg|thumb|Lolita]][[Image:Klarawagner's_Luxury.jpg|thumb|the luxury of...]]
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| '''Klara Wagner''' used to be a well-known member of [[DeviantART]] until she had a little run in with ED.
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| == Klara's Gallery ==
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| Klara regularly exposed herself by posting [[Porn|nude]] photos of herself. She loved [[Vagina|full frontal nudity]], and submitted photos exhibiting everything from her [[boob|tits]] to her [[pussy]], with the [[Internet_disease|exception of her eyes]]. This combination of exhibitionism and sluttyness made her enticing and exciting to watch, earning her a large following. Klara’s most famous works are ‘Lolita’ and ‘Curiosity’.
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| == Klara's Journals ==
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| Klara's journal pieces extracted loads of [[semen|comments]] from [[13 year old boy|others]]. She had a poll called “I love your work ... I want to [[fuck]] you” where she forced people to admit that when they compliment her photo’s artistic value they actually want to [[Fuck|bang]] her. A few said they have another motive, some [[lie|said]] they are honest with their artistic critique, and all declared they do want to fuck her. Of course, that greatly pleased her [[slut|slutty]] nature.[[Image:the_klarawagner.jpg|thumb|The original klarawagner]]
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| == The klarawagner and klarawagnerish girls ==
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| Klara enjoyed posing [[Porn|nude]] and posted many shots from the front with her [[whore|legs spread open]] to clearly showcase her [[Vagina|vulva]]. She received numerous remarks on her [[Pussy|genitals]], with many people remarking that they have not encountered her particular look before. Klara's labia attracted so much attention that [[woman|girls]] with similarly shaped pussies are known as “klarawagnerish” girls. Promptly a medical drawing of her labia was made for the [[internet|textbooks]] with the definition:
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| ''kla'ra-wag'ner. (n) A specific shape of [[vulva]], resembling that of the artist Klara Wagner. E.g. My girlfriend has a klarawagner.''
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| ''kla'ra-wag'ner-ish. (a) Bearing resemblance to a klarawagner. E.g. I have dated a klarawagnerish girl in high school.''
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| [[Image:Klara Burger.jpg|thumb|The Klara Burger]]
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| [[Image:Klara docking.jpg|thumb|Klara doing her thing]]
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| [[Image:klarawagner twat.gif|thumb|Make sure it's a genuine klarawagner for 100% horniness!]]
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| Klara's [[vulva]] attracted much [[drama|debate]] on just how uncommon her labia arrangement really is. The general consensus was that her [[cunt]] is unique or rare at least. Klara's outer labia are puffy and bulges out while her inner labia forms two visible lines in the middle of her [[pussy|vulva]]. Thus her [[vulva]] is depicted with the [[ASCII]] text [[Emoticon|(||)]] and has the official emoticon [[Image:babycunt emoticon.jpg]].
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| Experts have speculated that she may just be a [[Lady_gaga|hermaphrodite]].
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| == Origin of the klarawagner ==
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| [[13-year-old_boy|Scientists]] have pondered the origin of the klarawagner ever since its first sighting. Some even denied its existence. After extensive probing two theories emerged. The fist speculates that [[slut|klarawagnerish girls]] were abducted and [[fuck|experimented]] upon by [[alien|aliens]]. The second widely accepted theory is that the klarawagner is in a permanent state of arousal, the natural result of [[over_9000|exuberant]] [[Secks|copulation]].
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| == Klara the Sex Object ==
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| Klara's [[porn|photos]] pop up now and again on classy image boards such as [[4chan]] and [[7chan]] where her pet name is '''Babycunt''', for obvious reasons. This side of the [[internets]] Klara the artist becomes Klara the sex object [[masturbate|masturbated]] over by scores of teenage boys and guys fantasizing about the best way to [[Secks|have a go]] at her. Its a well-known fact that some [[Money_shot|money shots]] of her exist.
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| == Klara Wagner exposed! ==
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| Although Klara's photos are popular, she claimed to be an amateur pornographer. A girl that posts nude photos of herself but attempts to hide her identity is desperately [[asking for it|begging]] to be exposed. Klara is [[slut|very social]] and flirts with anyone who talks to her. This [[slut|social-butterfly]] tendency of hers was, in the end, her salvation. In a private conversation she gave out her real name, which was enough to find her. In real life Klara is an outgoing girl with many friends. She also had a secret that not many of her friends knew about until now. Klara is a [[nymphomaniac]] that has [[Whore|frequent sexual encounters]] with [[cum_slut|total strangers]]. She has no problem fucking [[bisexual|guys and girls]]. This goes a long way to explain her behavior on DeviantART, where she was [[Asking_for_it|flirting]] with anyone willing to direct the slightest semblance of attention towards her. It also substantiates one of the klarawagner origin theories. It was discovered that Klara started [[Fellatio|giving head]] at the tender age of 13 and went [[Cunnilingus|pearl diving]] soon after. Her favorite pastime is to be [[Gangbang|gangbanged]] and covered in [[semen]]. Klara's first [[orgy]] came at [[16_year_old_girls|16]], but she'll still settle for [[threesome|menage a trois]] or plain old [[secks]] any time of day. This girl likes [[cock]] so much that she has it painted on her bike. The klarawagnerish girl is a real-life [[slut|sex addict]] who just [[asking_for_it|loves]] to get invitations for [[sex]] or questions about the [[Over_9000|over 9,000]] (and counting) [[cum|orgasms]] she's experienced.
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| [[Image:Homer craves Klara's Burger.jpg|thumb|Everyone loves the Klara Burger!]]
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| [[Image:Klanger.jpg|thumb|A typical comment on her DeviantART Website.]]
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| [[Image:Unbekkannt.jpg|thumb|She's now on YouTube, children!]]
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| ==klarawagner sightings==
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| Klarawagner as seen in the wild
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| <center><gallery>
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| Image:spreadklara.jpg|Klarawagner spread.
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| Image:beach_klarawagner.jpg|Klarawagner on the beach.
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| Image:milf_klarawagner.jpg|Milf with the klarawagner.
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| Image:klarawagnerish_makeup.jpg|Klarawagnerish makeup.
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| Image:klarawagner_cocks.jpg|Klarawagnerish girls love the cock.
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| Image:klarawagner_cunts.jpg|Klarawagner with co-pilot.
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| Image:theatre_klarawagner.jpg|Klarawagner in theatre.
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| Image:klarawagnerish.jpg|Klarawagnerish girl in training.
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| Image:stockings_klarawagner.jpg|Klarawagner with stockings.
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| Image:wannabe_klarawagner.jpg|Klarawagner wannabe.
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| Image:Klarawagnerish_cum.jpg|Klarawagnerish girls love the cum.
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| </gallery></center>
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| == See Also ==
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| *[[slut]]
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| *[[cunt]]
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| *[[16_year_old_girls|16 year old girls]]
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| *[[orgy]]
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| *[[sex]]
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| *[[porn]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *<s>{{deviantart|klarawagner}}</s> Account deleted.
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| **[http://web.archive.org/web/20080514164348/http://klarawagner.deviantart.com/ Wayback Machine link to her account]
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| *[http://sharebee.com/072bcfe2'''Klara's nakedness is eternalized here.'''] Only the <s>Megaupload</s>Deposit Files one works. And she thought she could just remove her photos, once it goes on the internet it stays on the internet.
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