Elmo

Elmo is a Muppet from Sesame Street. A distant relative of Pedobear, Elmo took up with bad company when he met another distant relative, Shotacat, and began his downward spiral. Elmo is A badass, smoked out, locced out muppet from the SS, AKA Sesame Street. His reputation puts infamous characters like Suge Knight, Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, George W. Bush, Hitler (Well you get the point) to shame.

Has his own segment on sesame street, it's called "Elmo's world". Just to show some perspective into his evil mind. Doesn't that give you a hint that he wants to own the whole world? (please don't tell him I said that... PLEASE!)

Unless you live there, I just wouldn't even go down Sesame Street at all. If that's your usual route to wherever it is you go, a piece of advice: take a detour. An extra 5 minutes of being lost is worth your life.

Some sources say that he is affiliated with the likes of Big bird AKA "papa peck", Baby bear AKA "Big Biz", Alvin and the chipmunks, cookie monster and Kermit the Frog. That would be true. The same source...

Last Thursday, eyebrows were raised when Elmo was found without a hand up his ass. The hand that ordinarily occupied that gaping chasm was up the ass of at least three underage teens.

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