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[http://aboutlizzie.weebly.com Because of her syndrome] '''Lizzie Velasquez''' is [[pro ana|not able to <s>gain weight</s>]] store [[fat]]. She is 21 years old right now and only weighs about 60 lbs. She has ~[[zero|0]] percent body fat as well. Obviously she could put on some [[muss]] and is just too lazy to lift dem weights.
[http://aboutlizzie.weebly.com Because of her syndrome] '''Lizzie Velasquez''' is [[pro ana|not able to <s>gain weight</s>]] store [[fat]]. She is 21 years old right now and only weighs about 60 lbs. She has ~[[zero|0]] percent body fat as well. Obviously she could put on some [[muss]] and is just too lazy to [[Bodybuilder|lift dem weights]].


[[pirate|She is also blind in one eye]] and has limited vision in the other. It is so rare that it is -to this day- undiagnosed. There are only 3 people in the world including Lizzie who have it. [[Some argue|Some researchers believe]] that there may be a link between Lizzie's syndrome and [[Amy Winehouse]] [[heroin|Disease]] but so far this work remains speculative.
[[pirate|She is also blind in one eye]] and has limited vision in the other. It is so rare that it is -to this day- undiagnosed. There are only 3 people in the world including Lizzie who have it. [[Some argue|Some researchers believe]] that there may be a link between Lizzie's syndrome and [[Amy Winehouse]] [[heroin|Disease]] but so far this work remains speculative.

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People say how courageous I am even though I don't have a choice.

Because of my syndrome.
At 11 years old on the Maury show in 2000. She's 23 now.
The original thread.
Diagnosis = gypsy curse?
Doctor's don't know my diagnosis.
I'll pull your heartstrings to get on Oprah. Also, HURRRRRRR
DO NOT WANT

Because of her syndrome Lizzie Velasquez is not able to gain weight store fat. She is 21 years old right now and only weighs about 60 lbs. She has ~0 percent body fat as well. Obviously she could put on some muss and is just too lazy to lift dem weights.

She is also blind in one eye and has limited vision in the other. It is so rare that it is -to this day- undiagnosed. There are only 3 people in the world including Lizzie who have it. Some researchers believe that there may be a link between Lizzie's syndrome and Amy Winehouse Disease but so far this work remains speculative.

She cannot do many things regular humans can; because of her syndrome. One thing she can do, unlike most regular humans, is post on /b/. And so, on December 26th, 2008, Lizzie came out of the closet and spoke to the masses on /b/.

She attends Texas State University, so if any of you failures reading this see her on campus, be sure to yell "EAT A BURGER"

tl;dw YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkmgcI5YSrM censored

The Maury Show

Lizzie appeared on The Maury Show in season three in the year 2000 in a November 8 (or possibly January 1) episode titled "I'm Only A Kid...Please Don't Stare." At the time, she was 11 years old and 50 pounds.

You cannot It's really hard to find a video of the episode because nobody cares and it would be flagged as shocking or disgusting content. Lizzie's dream is to whore herself on Oprah.

Because of my syndrome

  • I'm blind in one eye. Because of my syndrome.
    I'm blind in one eye.

    Because of my syndrome.
  • I have to keep my teeth and gums clean all the time. Because of my syndrome.
    I have to keep my teeth and gums clean all the time.

    Because of my syndrome.
  • I fucked a nigger out of desperation. Because of my syndrome.
    I fucked a nigger out of desperation.

    Because of my syndrome.
  • I'm thinner than the Christmas tree. Because of my syndrome.
    I'm thinner than the Christmas tree.

    Because of my syndrome.
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