While the Russo-Ukrainian conflict drags on with thousands being [[2017 Las Vegas Shooting|shot]], [[Luka Magnotta|maimed]], [[Kill it with fire|burnt]] and torn to shreds by missiles and drones, the [[faggot|estrogenic]] [[soyboy|soyboys]] in the west are in the comfort of their [[basement-dweller|homes]] rewatching their favorite marvel movie for the millionth time while munching on Takis and downing it with soylent. But then, some of them thought it would be an epic and wholesome idea to haul their asses to a country they've never heard of before to push the evil [[Commie|Nazi]] dictator <s>[[Hitler]]</s> [[Putin]] and his Army of Darkness back. For fighting for justice and protecting the innocent is a hero's job! [[Unrealistic expectations|JUST LIKE MY MARVEL MOVIEZ SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]]
Hunter Biden is [[Joe Biden]]'s crack-addicted douchebag son. Recently the sordid contents of Hunter's personal laptop were leaked to the media, specifically New York Post at first; Thus revealing a treason trove of emails that allege "[[Joe Biden|The Big Guy]]" was using Hunter as an unauthorized diplomat/in-between-shill for pay-for-play/quid-pro-quo activities during Joe's tenure as [[Obama|Barack Obummer]]'s side-bitch/VP. Also on the laptop were hundreds of pictures of [[CP]], including pictures of Hunter with his dead brother's daughter.
Dilating to the thought of living their fantasy of being the heroes of a realistic version of their favorite movie adaptation of a [[The Hunger Games|young adults novel]], the [[tranny|trannies]] of [[reddit]] launched a new subreddit recruiting 'tards from all over the privileged West to aid in the war effort. After all, can you imagine the sweet, sweet dopamine-rush one would get from all the positive karma and Reddit gold you're going to farm? [[addiction|Who in the hecking world can resist?!]] For those that aren't [[retarded|brave]] enough to risk their lives for clout however, they have the typical [[slacktivist]] routes to exploit; any contribution no matter how small is meaningful. Spetznaz troops would be really demoralized when see they're up against the combined forces of [[Harry Potter]], [[60%27s_Spider-Man|Spider-Man]], [[Sonichu|Pikachu]], [[Lord of the Rings|Gandalf]] and [[comic|Marvel Avengers]].
[[Last Thursday]] (i.e July [[2022]]), the hacker known as [[4chan]] managed to [[The Fappening|hack into Hunter's iCloud account]] and leak more of his [[n00dz]]. It seems even after The Fappening taught people that they should never upload their nudes to iCloud; people are still uploading their nudes there, [[Autism|thinking that nobody would ever get access to them]].
Thanks [[Ukraine]] - you can [[kill|keep]] them, we don't want them back.
Hunter Biden is Joe Biden's crack-addicted douchebag son. Recently the sordid contents of Hunter's personal laptop were leaked to the media, specifically New York Post at first; Thus revealing a treason trove of emails that allege "The Big Guy" was using Hunter as an unauthorized diplomat/in-between-shill for pay-for-play/quid-pro-quo activities during Joe's tenure as Barack Obummer's side-bitch/VP. Also on the laptop were hundreds of pictures of CP, including pictures of Hunter with his dead brother's daughter.
