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| '''''Beatmania IIDX''''' is a music game by the creators of [[DDR]] and [[Pop'n Music]] that involves button mashing to shit [[techno]] tunes. This is marketed as a [[DJ]] [[simulation]] game, but only a [[fucktard]] would believe this is true, because DJs don't mash buttons at [[over 9000]] key presses per second. Also, their disc scratches sound like actual disc scratches. If you choose to remove social life, your family, women, sex and pretty much everything else that involves other human beings, then it's the game you must play. This, or [[Pop'n Music]].
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| = Gameplay =
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| The goal of this game is to destroy the turntable controller by mashing your hands over it until they become a pile of skin, or they just burn into flames. Doing this will make the music hearable. If you play like shit, the music will sound like shit, like in [[Pop'n Music]]. Also, there's a vinyl disc that sits besides the keys, just to make sure it looks like a DJ game. But when you scratch it, it makes any random sounds, so it's like just another key, but it's harder to press.
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| <center>{{frame|{{fv|bm2dxgameplayvid|background-color: #FF9912;|font-weight: bold;|
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| <youtube>yDbSpy_liLg</youtube>
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| <center>'''Typical Beatmania IIDX gameplay'''</center>
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| |<youtube>yk0JxPVIrY0</youtube>
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| <center>'''Real men play this game with two controllers'''</center>}}|border=#FF9912|background=#FF9912}}
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| = The series =
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| [[File:Seriousbusinessiniidx17.png|thumb|right|alt=SERIOUS business in IIDX 17|The <strike>17</strike> 18th game in the series.]] [[File:Iidx19lincoln.jpg|thumb|right|alt=beatmania IIDX 19 Lincoln|The upcoming game in the series.]]
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| Beatmania is the [[Street Fighter 2]] of music games. The second game gets a series while [[nobody gives a fuck]] about the first one. But it's way much worse, since [[Konami]] will release ''IIDX 19 Lincoln'' this year. On the other hand, they've stopped making [[PlayStation 2|PS2]] ports since ''IIDX FOR GIRLS'', because it's an old overrated console, but it's still possible to [[Piracy|get a more recent game, like ''SERIOUS business in IIDX 17'' for the PC]]. The only differences between each game are some additional shit tunes and a different look, but the game [[copypasta|is still the same]]. Except for ''SERIOUS business in IIDX 17'', where they've added ''Charge Notes'', a mechanic that forces you to hold notes. [[Konami]] is retarded enough to wait 10 years before they add this mechanic. There was also a PS2 US release for this game called simply ''beatmania'', which is a [[copypasta]] of ''IIDX 9th Style'', but with different tunes. It was in stores for only 10 seconds because nobody have heard of this game before.
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| == List of games ==
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| *beatmania IIDX (1999)
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| *beatmania IIDX not 2nd style, but substream (1999) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 2nd style (1999) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 3rd style (2000) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 4th style (2000) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 5th style (2001) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 6th style (2001) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 7th style (2002) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 8th style (2002) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 9th style (2003) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 10th style (2004) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 11<strike>th style</strike> RED (2004) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 12 HAPPY SKY (2005) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 13 DistorteD (2006) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 14 GOLD (2007) (same shit as above)
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| *[[Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare|Call of beatmania IIDX 15 - Modern DJ Warfare]] (2007) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX FOR [[16-year-old girl|GIRLS]] (2008) (same shit as above)
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| *[[Serious Business|SERIOUS business]] in IIDX 17 (2009) (a bit different than above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 18 Resort Anthem (2010) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 19 Lincoln (2011) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 20 We ran out of names (2011) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 21 ...what (2012) (same shit as above)
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| *beatmania IIDX 22 [[2012|Apocalypse]] (2012) (same shit as above)
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| = Characters =
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| [[File:Iidx18poster.jpg|thumb|left|alt=beatmania IIDX 18 Poster|A way to lure people in the hell that is this game.]]
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| [[File:Bm2dxirohacandyrabbitfigurine.jpg|thumb|right|alt=beatmania IIDX Iroha Candy Rabbit Figurine|These unimportant characters are also made into figurines.]]
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| [[File:Iidxresultscreen.jpg|thumb|left|alt=beatmania IIDX AAA Result Screen|You [[fail|win]]]]
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| Yes, in such a shitty game, there are actual characters! But most of them are either [[douchebags]] or [[fap]] material. The funny thing is they are supposed to be [[DJ]]s. In the game, they appear in the result screen, when you [[lose|win]] hard at this game, or if you simply lost your life. They also appear in the Party Mode since ''SERIOUS business in IIDX 17'' (because this game is [[serious business]], so they have to add everything in this particular one), but this mode is for [[noobs]] who want to become a [[no life|pro]]. Apparently, these characters have [[wapanese|fans]], so they had to write a fucking story about each of them. But most of their stories involve playing IIDX and other shit [[Konami]] music games with other characters. But that's not all, there are people who practice [[cosplay|cosplaying]] based on these characters. The problem is the fact that nobody knows (let alone [[nobody gives a fuck|gives a fuck]]) about their personnality. So they end up acting like a [[fail]] [[DJ]].
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| <center>{{frame|{{fv|bm2dxcosplayvid|background-color: #FF9912;|font-weight: bold;|
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| <youtube>5HcuxrpQlwQ</youtube>
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| <center>'''A fail attempt at cosplaying Eiri'''</center>
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| </center>
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| = See Also =
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| *[[Audiosurf]]
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| *[[DDR]]
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| *[[DJ]]
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| *[[Guitar Hero]]
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| *[[Pop'n Music]]
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| *[[Konami]]
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| = External Links =
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| [[Category: Gaming]]
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| {{Gaming}}
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