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[[File:Catgirl pegging.jpg|thumb|250px|Desu desu desu =^_^=]]
 
[[Image:Catgirl_kawaii_desu.jpg|center|400px|link=|Desu desu desu =^_^=]]
[[Image:Catgirl.jpg|thumb|right|This unholy abomination is a ''real cat-girl'' hybrid, developed and evolved to [[Cock_Trapper|live off your testicles.]]]]
[[Image:HorridCatGirl.jpg|thumb|I know you'd still hit it, you sick fuck.]]
 
 
'''Catgirls''' are a type of [[animu]] characters, which originated from [[Japan]]. The most common traits of the typical catgirl species are; Having the ears and tail of a cat while otherwise looking human, they are always young, they're usually in their teens and they [[whore|have huge fucking tits]] if they're of age. But it doesn't just stop with human girls wearing cat ears to get the guy going, because this is the Japanese we're talking about; it could also be a cat that turns into a human one way or another, or a humanoid with an animal's brain, so either it could still count as [[bestiality]], you [[sick fuck]]. The earliest known sightings of Catgirls appeared in Egypt, where the cat-headed goddess Bastet ruled over the Earth.  
'''Catgirls''' are a type of [[animu]] characters, which originated from [[Japan]]. The most common traits of the typical catgirl species are; Having the ears and tail of a cat while otherwise looking human, they are always young, they're usually in their teens and they [[whore|have huge fucking tits]] if they're of age. But it doesn't just stop with human girls wearing cat ears to get the guy going, because this is the Japanese we're talking about; it could also be a cat that turns into a human one way or another, or a humanoid with an animal's brain, so either it could still count as [[bestiality]], you [[sick fuck]]. The earliest known sightings of Catgirls appeared in Egypt, where the cat-headed goddess Bastet ruled over the Earth.  


Only the Japanese, the creators of catgirls, and [[weeaboo]]s, dress up as catgirls for [[cosplay]]. If you like a catgirl, you are a closet-[[furry]].
Only the Japanese, the creators of catgirls, and [[weeaboo]]s, dress up as catgirls for [[cosplay]]. If you like a catgirl, you are a closet-[[furry]].
==Wait, what? Cat MEN?==
That's right fellow EDiots, the elusive "[[kemonomimi|cat man]]" does exist. They are [[sick fucks]] with cat ears who escaped from the depths of yaoi hell to wreak havoc on the [[furfags|sexual preferences]] of many a stupid fangirl. Anywhere this strange monster can be found on the internet, you will also find the crazed comments of horny girls crying out, "ZOMG!!!1!!one!1 HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOO SMEXY, [[DESU]]!!!11! Any girl who would willingly offer her virginity to these peices of faggotry and fail is obviously extremely stupid, because [[fact|everyone with a brain knows that these creatures are too preoccupied with hawt bishie buttsecks 24/7]] to care about the [[over 9000]] tons of weeaboo girls who would gladly fuck them in a heartbeat.
===Notable catmen===
'''Schrödinger''' from [[Hellsing]] Not actually a cat, but close enough for bean flicking purposes. If you dare fap to him, Alucard will rip your spleen out. Via your anus.
'''Naota Nandamba''' from [[FLCL]] was a cat-boy for all of five minutes, and even the director admitted this was an EPIC FAIL attempt at cuteness.


==Famous Catgirls==
==Famous Catgirls==
[[Image:Feliciadarkstalkers.jpg|thumb|right|That's right, Catgirls rely on the male instinct to stare at their tits before WHOOPIN' YOUR FUCKING ARSE.]]
[[Image:Feliciadarkstalkers.jpg|thumb|right|Catgirls rely on the male instinct to stare at their tits before WHOOPIN' YOUR FUCKING ASS.]]


Chances are, you've come across a catgirl while playing your favorite [[videogame]]. Some famous examples include:
Chances are, you've come across a catgirl while playing your favorite [[videogame]]. Some famous examples include:
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*Cheetara, WilyKit and Pumyra from ThunderCats  (well 95% of the female cast)
*Cheetara, WilyKit and Pumyra from ThunderCats  (well 95% of the female cast)
*The entire female cast of the Broadway musical "CATS"
*The entire female cast of the Broadway musical "CATS"
==Catboys==
"[[kemonomimi|Catboys]]" are [[sick fucks]] with cat ears who escaped from the depths of yaoi hell to wreak havoc on the [[furfags|sexual preferences]] of many a stupid fangirl. Anywhere this strange monster can be found on the internet, you will also find the crazed comments of horny girls crying out, "ZOMG!!!1!!one!1 HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOO SMEXY, [[DESU]]!!!11! Any girl who would willingly offer her virginity to these peices of faggotry and fail is obviously extremely stupid, because [[fact|everyone with a brain knows that these creatures are too preoccupied with hawt bishie buttsecks 24/7]] to care about the [[over 9000]] tons of weeaboo girls who would gladly fuck them in a heartbeat.
===Notable catboys===
'''Schrödinger''' from [[Hellsing]] Not actually a cat, but close enough for bean flicking purposes. If you dare fap to him, Alucard will rip your spleen out. Via your anus.
'''Naota Nandamba''' from [[FLCL]] was a cat-boy for all of five minutes, and even the director admitted this was an EPIC FAIL attempt at cuteness.


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
{{cg|Gallery|catgirlimg|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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File:Catgirls fight.jpg
File:Catgirls fight.jpg
File:Catgirls.jpg
File:Catgirls.jpg
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Image:Cutest thing EVER.jpg|[[Pedobear|DAAAAWWWWW, don't you just want to give her a big hug]]?
Image:Cutest thing EVER.jpg|[[Pedobear|DAAAAWWWWW, don't you just want to give her a big hug]]?
File:Catgirl run.gif
File:Catgirl run.gif
Image:Catgirl_kawaii_desu.jpg
Image:Catgirl.jpg|This unholy abomination is a ''real cat-girl'' hybrid, developed and evolved to [[Cock_Trapper|live off your testicles.]]
Image:HorridCatGirl.jpg|I know you'd still hit it, you sick fuck.
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Revision as of 13:28, 1 May 2013

Desu desu desu =^_^=

Catgirls are a type of animu characters, which originated from Japan. The most common traits of the typical catgirl species are; Having the ears and tail of a cat while otherwise looking human, they are always young, they're usually in their teens and they have huge fucking tits if they're of age. But it doesn't just stop with human girls wearing cat ears to get the guy going, because this is the Japanese we're talking about; it could also be a cat that turns into a human one way or another, or a humanoid with an animal's brain, so either it could still count as bestiality, you sick fuck. The earliest known sightings of Catgirls appeared in Egypt, where the cat-headed goddess Bastet ruled over the Earth.

Only the Japanese, the creators of catgirls, and weeaboos, dress up as catgirls for cosplay. If you like a catgirl, you are a closet-furry.

Famous Catgirls

Catgirls rely on the male instinct to stare at their tits before WHOOPIN' YOUR FUCKING ASS.

Chances are, you've come across a catgirl while playing your favorite videogame. Some famous examples include:

  • Felicia from Darkstalkers
  • Lethe from Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
  • Mum Mew from Monster Rancher
  • Katt from Breath of Fire 2
  • Nina from Words Worth

Even Western comics and cartoons are not immune to the phenomenon. Many of these characters were designed long before the weeaboo invasion.

  • Catwoman from Batman by DC
  • Black Cat from Spiderman by Marvel Comics
  • Hell Cat from Avengers by Marvel Comics
  • Josie from Josie and the Pussy Cats by Archie Comics
  • Cheetara, WilyKit and Pumyra from ThunderCats (well 95% of the female cast)
  • The entire female cast of the Broadway musical "CATS"

Catboys

"Catboys" are sick fucks with cat ears who escaped from the depths of yaoi hell to wreak havoc on the sexual preferences of many a stupid fangirl. Anywhere this strange monster can be found on the internet, you will also find the crazed comments of horny girls crying out, "ZOMG!!!1!!one!1 HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOO SMEXY, DESU!!!11! Any girl who would willingly offer her virginity to these peices of faggotry and fail is obviously extremely stupid, because everyone with a brain knows that these creatures are too preoccupied with hawt bishie buttsecks 24/7 to care about the over 9000 tons of weeaboo girls who would gladly fuck them in a heartbeat.

Notable catboys

Schrödinger from Hellsing Not actually a cat, but close enough for bean flicking purposes. If you dare fap to him, Alucard will rip your spleen out. Via your anus.

Naota Nandamba from FLCL was a cat-boy for all of five minutes, and even the director admitted this was an EPIC FAIL attempt at cuteness.

Gallery

  • Typical catgirl.
    Typical catgirl.
  • The original catgirl.
    The original catgirl.
  • Catgirls are prominent rape victims
    Catgirls are prominent rape victims
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  • Good thing she's not a real catgirl, fapping to her right now would feel so wrong.
    Good thing she's not a real catgirl, fapping to her right now would feel so wrong.
  • Yes, this actually is a guy, but beware, this pink-haired motherfucker will rape you in the ass faster than you can say "What? What?"
    Yes, this actually is a guy, but beware, this pink-haired motherfucker will rape you in the ass faster than you can say "What? What?"
  • Some sex-starved basement dweller wished that catgirls were real... Terror ensues.
    Some sex-starved basement dweller wished that catgirls were real... Terror ensues.
  • Cat girl acting cute.
    Cat girl acting cute.
  • Catgirls at play
    Catgirls at play
  • Typical cat girl
    Typical cat girl
  • kawaiii
    kawaiii
  • DAAAAWWWWW, don't you just want to give her a big hug?
    DAAAAWWWWW, don't you just want to give her a big hug?
  • This unholy abomination is a real cat-girl hybrid, developed and evolved to live off your testicles.
    This unholy abomination is a real cat-girl hybrid, developed and evolved to live off your testicles.
  • I know you'd still hit it, you sick fuck.
    I know you'd still hit it, you sick fuck.

See Also

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