|
|
| Line 1: |
Line 1: |
| <!--- THIS IS ON CURRENT EVENTS! YOU CAN EXPAND IT! AND DON'T GIVE THAT SHIT SAYING WE'RE SAYING SOMETHING HERE THAT'S OFFENSIVE, WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND THAT'S WHAT ED IS --->
| | #REDIRECT[[Boston Marathon Explosion]] |
| {{an hero}}
| |
| {{offended}}
| |
| {{quote|DID YOU KNOW... killing 3 people is all it takes to be a [[terrorist]] nowadays?}}
| |
| {{Achtung|Boston just got [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2309563/Boston-Explosions-Eyewitnesses-reveal-horror-aftermath-bomb-blasts.html BLOWN THE FUCK UP]<br>ITS THE BOSTON TNT PARTY!!!}}
| |
| [[Image:Jewsdidboston.png|thumb|right|250px|Everything is done by [[kikes]].]]
| |
| [[Image:Boston necro.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Someone [[Necrophilia|having sex with a victim's corpse]].]]
| |
| [[Image:Boston corpse.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[DO IT FAGGOT|Please fuck the corpse]], just to be safe from getting [[AIDS]].]]
| |
| [[Image:Martin boston.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Obviously|Pedophiles respect this victim the most]].]]
| |
| [[Image:Boston marathon bombs.gif|thumb|right|250px|GET TEH POPKORN!!!]]
| |
| [[File:Kimjongundidit.png|thumb|We all know [[Evildoer Korea|who]] was responsible for this.]]
| |
| [[File:Boston Bombings.jpg|thumb|I'm a sailor peg and I lost my leg.]]
| |
| [[Last Thursday|On April 15th 2013]], a load of lycra-clad [[BAWWW|BAWWWWWWWstonians]] got [[pwned]] by [[terrorists]] at some gay marathon. [[Cripples|Loads of people got their legs blown off and shit]]. [[Some argue]] however, that it shouldn't have spoiled the day - first it was a marathon, now it's a three-legged race. It's a huge chance the [[Muslim|Muzzies]] were at the [[Burn it with fire!|Mosques]] doing their typical prayer screaming "[[Allah Akbar|ALLAH U FUCKBAR]]" while it was coincidentally happening and fucked [[at least 100|at least 183 people]] who got almost murdered [[Deathcore|br00t4lly]].
| |
| | |
| ==Culprit==
| |
| Unfortunately nobody knows the fuckin' shit the culprit is, so therefore we will list one of the suspects and who has to be responsible.
| |
| ===1st Suspect===
| |
| [[Image:Sand nigger boston.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Show him your picture of Prophet Muhammad, just [[for the lulz|to protect yourself]].]]
| |
| The first suspect was some [[sand nigger]] from [[Saudi Arabia]] who for some reason for arrested but was found '''not''' guilty and was found as a [[victim]], although for some reason, although it's like all [[sand nigger]]s, he was some guy in white and a robe and he had a golden "[[piss]]tol" in his hand. With a look like that, it was easy to know he would suspected like all [[sand nigger]]s who get [[butthurt]] when you draw [[Prophet Muhammad]] [[for the lulz|for da lulz]].
| |
| ===Possible culprit===
| |
| * Another [[sand nigger]]/[[Muslim|Muzzie]]
| |
| * [[File:Westboro love terrorism.jpg|God]]
| |
| * Some Korean [[gook]] who decided that [[Americunt]] had it coming.
| |
| * [[Black Jesus]] (our president) doing another conspiracy
| |
| * [[Osama Bin Laden|Our hide-and-seek champion from 2001-2011 rising from the dead]]
| |
| * Just a new leader from [[Al Qaeda]]
| |
| * Some [[kike]]
| |
| * [[Christfag|Westboro Baptist Church]]
| |
| * [[You]] (Please try [[Prove me wrong|proving me wrong]], I bet [[False|you will]]!)
| |
| | |
| ==Rank and Situation==
| |
| ===Rank===
| |
| [[Image:My leg boston.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Even characters from [[Spongebob]] were involved.]]
| |
| After [[Colorado Theatre Shooting|James Holmes killed those couch potatoes at that movie theater]], some glamfags made a fire happen with over 200 people killed, [[Sandy hook|Adam Lanza]], an [[aspie]], [[pwnt]] several [[fugly|key-you-tea]]-looking children and beated off the living fuck out of teh country, and other successful hardships made by [[an hero]], this explosion's rank killed 3 people, including some 8 year old boy, and some adults but severely hurt at least 183 people who are [[bleed]]ing their asses off. The culprit deserves a B-. The [[party van]]s came with the FBI cumming out and called it a [[terrorist]] attack because they were secretly [[fact|busy beating off to the video of 9/11 which got this in their fuckin' mind]].
| |
| ===Situation===
| |
| Once some gay marathon mostly consisting of [[retard]]s in green and some [[ginger]]s, once they all were up to the [[Finnish|finish]] line, two twin bombs exploded recently after the [[gook]]s from North Korea threatened to bomb [[Americunt]] and become the new [[sand nigger]]s. It seems now possibly several [[ginger]]s (who all infest Boston) are either injured or hiding (in the [[closet]]) which is why the person who did this was brave to sacrifice his life by reducing the spread of [[ginger]] vitus in Boston. Now we can keep our souls!!! Unfortunately there was still more [[ginger]]s haunting the world with their soulless magic! We will now do another thing to team up and protect the world from them as well as the [[beaner]]s who caused the swine flu.
| |
| ====Plot====
| |
| *A crowd fills with [[ginger]]s, [[retard]]s, [[Britfag]]s, [[victim]]s and others.
| |
| *The marchers cum in (wit their [[cum]]).
| |
| *A long time of watching a boring ass show of a bunch of [[aspie|asspiez]] marching until they cross the finish line.
| |
| *<s>[[Allah Akbar|ALLAH U FUCKBAR!!!!]] BOOOM!!!!!<s> KOREA U AKBAR!!!!!! BOOOMMM!!!!! Coming from twin bombs (or they are considered Palestinian alarm clocks)
| |
| *Newsflash with [[butthurt]] reactions.
| |
| *[[Osama Bin Laden]] watches the news and gets pissed with those Korean [[gook]]s for copying him and his [[sand nigger]] prison punx.
| |
| *Koreans could be the new [[sand nigger]]s.
| |
| ==Reaction==
| |
| ===Westboro Baptist Church===
| |
| The [[christfag]]s/[[christian|christdykes]] from the [[God hates fags|Westboro Baptist Church]] came to a [[lol wut|GEENIE-YISS]] conclusion that [[God]] set those <s>Palestinian alarm clocks</s> bombs there to punish Boston for allowing [[gay marriage|homo marriage]] in the city. So then they held signs expressing how much they are happy about what happened and even [[Twatter|tweeted]] it online which apparently made many people extremely [[butthurt|asshurt]] over the tweet even though we all know [[fact|Christfags must die!!!!!]] However, they now say that Boston shall <s>suffer</s> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Hv0tsvpyU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]!!!!!
| |
| ===Videos===
| |
| {{center|
| |
| {{frame|{{fv|VIDEOS|background-color: grey;|font-weight: bold;
| |
| |<youtube>qBC5ezy7uX8_Y</youtube> <br> <center>'''[[Black Jesus]] makes his hate speech''' </center>
| |
| |<youtube>GgUUm8mcqzs</youtube> <br> <center>'''See the lulzy explosion for [[free]]'''</center>
| |
| |<youtube>sjFxjXOPVZQ</youtube> <br> <center>'''A [[cracker]] talks about this'''</center>
| |
| }}|border=blue|background=blue; margin: .5em auto;}}
| |
| }}
| |
| ==Trolling people who were shocked by the scene==
| |
| *Tell them it was a funny situation
| |
| *Say that it was a conspiracy by Obama
| |
| *Blame it on the [[Muslim]]s [[for the lulz|cause they're Muslims]]
| |
| *Start a forum making jokes of the event
| |
| *Say the victims had it coming
| |
| *If you found the culprit, impersonate the culprit online like [[Successful troll is successful|Jacob Douglas]] did with [[Sandy Hook|Adam Lanza]] on [[Twatter]] which successfully made many angst-ridden teens, dumbfucked adults and more [[butthurt]]
| |
| *Say that you did it
| |
| *[[Hitler|Blame it on the kikes]]
| |
| *Show them this article
| |
| | |
| ==Gallery==
| |
| <center><gallery>
| |
| Image:Jewsdidboston.png|Kikes did everything
| |
| Image:God hates boston.jpg|Christfags speak
| |
| Image:Westboro loves terrorism.jpg|Maybe they caused it.
| |
| Image:My leg boston.jpg|Spongebob is involved.
| |
| Image:Boston necro.jpg|Someone [[Necrophilia|having sex with a victim's corpse]].
| |
| Image:Boston corpse.jpg|[[DO IT FAGGOT|Please fuck the corpse]], just to be safe from getting [[AIDS]].
| |
| Image:Martin boston.jpg|[[Obviously|Pedophiles respect this victim the most]].
| |
| Image:Boston marathon bombs.gif|GET TEH POPKORN!!!]]
| |
| Image:Kimjongundidit.png|We all know [[Evildoer Korea|who]] was responsible for this.
| |
| Image:Boston Bombings.jpg|I'm a sailor peg and I lost my leg.
| |
| Image:Sand nigger boston.jpg|Show him your picture of Prophet Muhammad, just [[for the lulz|to protect yourself]].
| |
| </gallery></center>
| |
| | |
| ==See Also==
| |
| *[[Sandy Hook]]
| |
| *[[Colorado Theatre Shooting]]
| |
| *[[9/11]]
| |
| *[[Boston]]
| |
| | |
| {{anheroes}}
| |
| {{murder}}
| |
| {{politics}}
| |
| {{stub}}
| |
| | |
| [[Category:2013]]
| |
| [[Category:Events]]
| |
