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Militant [[feminist]] '''Adria Richards''' is an [[black people|afro-american]] [[computers|tech]] [[blog|blogger]], who, some time [[last Thursday]], caused a shit storm on the internet over a [[LOLDONGS|dick joke]], resulting in [[banned|termination]] from her job.


In March [[2013]] some [[cool dude]]s were chatting among themselves at a [[Python]] conference, apparently seated behind Ms. Richards, when suddenly the unthinkable happened: an innuendo made in passing using the word "dongle" [[dongcopter|floated]] outside of the conversation and into the ears of our poor victim. She was [[almost raped|basically raped]] by the words and had to frantically claw for help, from anywhere, so she did the only thing she could. Instead of turning around and giving them a raised eyebrow, or even saying ''anything'' to them, she took a picture of her oppressors and without hesitation [[wambulance|tweeted it to the conference organizers]] claiming that it violated her rights as a [[gotis|girl on the internet]]. The two men were escorted out, and [http://blog.playhaven.com/addressing-pycon/ one of the dudes actually got fired].
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Upon hearing this, [[Reddit]] immediately ceased jerking off to [[My Little Pony]], put on their battle-[[fedora]]s, and hit Adria with their best lines about [[LOLWUT|misandry]]. [[b|/b/]] decided to actually do more than whine and commenced [[dox|standard]] [[troll|operating]] [[ddos|procedures]]. Within 48 hours, [http://blog.sendgrid.com/a-difficult-situation/ Adria was fired]. [[GG]]
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{{quote|like [[fried chicken|Popeye]], I couldn’t “stands it no more” because of what happened.|[http://butyoureagirl.com/14015/forking-and-dongle-jokes-dont-belong-at-tech-conferences/ Adria Richards]}}
 
Adria's defense is that unless her oppressors were publicly shamed for having a juvenile sense of humor, dick and fart jokes would continue and no girl would ever want to be a programmer again because those things are gross and girls need special treatment when it comes to public speech and never themselves make men uncomfortable with sexual jokes or fart. The unintended consequences of such hypersensitivity is of course a backlash from the lonely virgins that are predominant in the tech industry in the first place for the very reason Adria would like to shame them: they are [[aspies|socially retarded]].
 
==Reactions==
[[File:Adria Richards Tru Feminist.jpg|thumb|Feminist reaction.]]
The entire clusterfuck resulted in a number of conclusions from the internet:
* Militant feminism is real, and likens overhearing a [[13 year old boys|7th grade joke]] to getting an [[asspat]] in the breakroom.
* Those two dudes can and should sue the shit out of her
* [http://amandablumwords.wordpress.com/2013/03/21/3/ Actual feminists hate this lady for galvanizing feminist stereotypes]
* Misogyny is real, and is fueled by [[doing it wrong|using your cunt to get people fired based on your misapprehension]]
 
Concurrently, the internet was expressing concern regarding [[asking for it|rape culture]] cushioning the Steubenville rapists (''see [[OpRollRedRoll]]''), so there was much stagnant outrage left over from the news cycle to spill over into this issue. It's a little known fact that the glorification of violence and chauvinism present in high-school football culture is also present within computer club meetings, and failing to acknowledge this makes you a sexist deserving of [[castration]]. <br /><br />
<center>[[File:Adria Richards Fucking Simulator.gif|300px|Adria finally getting some action]]<br />
'''Richards receiving a big dongle '''</center><br />
 
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== See Also ==
* [[Social Justice]]
* [[Almost Raped]]
* [[Brogrammer]]
* [[Feminist Frequency]]
* [[Sheneequa]]
* [[Nigger]]
 
== External Links ==
* {{twitter|adriarichards}}
* {{ytuser|adriarichards}}
* {{hashtag|donglegate}}
* http://butyoureagirl.com/ Her website
* [http://www.linkedin.com/in/adriarichards LinkedIn Account]
* [http://www.forbes.com/sites/deannazandt/2013/03/22/why-asking-what-adria-richards-could-have-done-differently-is-the-wrong-question/ Forbes "tech feminist" Deanna Zandt likens the innuendo to Adria being raped]
* [http://jezebel.com/5991792/woman-in-tech-tweets-about-sexist-dudes-in-tech-dude-get-fired-internet-meltdown-ensues Jezebel weighs in] - Now go back to the kitchen, cunts.
 
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{{Timeline|Featured article March 24 & 25, [[2013]]|[[OpRollRedRoll]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Proposition 8]]}}
 
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