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| [[Image:Metapedia logo.png|thumb|right|More like the <s>Alternative</s> [[Batshit Insane]] Encyclopedia, right?]]
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| '''[http://en.metapedia.org Metapedia]''' is what [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] is often mistaken for — a [[Nazi]] wiki. As of May 10th 2009, Metapedia.org was voted number one in Cracked.com's [http://www.cracked.com/article_17341_p2.html ''5 Terrifying Bastardizations of the Wikipedia Model''] (though Metapedia put it on the current events section of their site, claiming that [[unwarranted self-importance|they were voted number one alternative wiki.]]) In what can only be described as a tragedy, Encyclopedia Dramatica was [[Fail|only voted number three]], [[A cat is fine too|but that's fine]], seeing how [[batshit]] crazy the other two were. (In case you were wondering, number two was some shitty website about [[Pagan|paganism]] whose domain expired in 2008.) And later replaced by some [http://www.paganwiki.org webshop].
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| ==Cracked.com on Metapedia==
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| <center>{{bigpic|Cracked Metapedia.PNG|700|250|ED was beaten by a site that gives instructions on how to sacrifice a goat. Go figure.}}</center>
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| ==The Difference Between Encyclopedia Dramatica and Metapedia==
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| [[Internet Law#Bunker's law|They're not joking.]]
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| ==Articles==
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| ===[[Crackers]]===
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| [[Image:Metapedia White People.PNG|thumb|right|As suspected, [[white people]] are excellent at everything except [[fucking]].]]
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| The main fear of all white supremacists is that despite the fact that they are the most beautiful, intelligent, brave and powerful race, they're somehow going extinct[http://www.rense.com/general85/cau.htm]. These people have clearly never seen an episode of [[Maury]] or [[Jerry Springer]].
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| This morally, mentally, physically superior race is befallen on all fronts by its own morally superior conviction that all races should be equal. While they slowly but surely run themselves out of their comfy majority bracket, they are expected to elect not only the first [[Black Jesus|black president]], but also the first [[Hillary Clinton|black woman president]]. They invented everything that is good in the world: the [[Internet]], [[ED]], [[secks|doggystyle]], pizza, and hydrogen bombs. The fact of the matter is that they love them some black, brown and [[Yellow Fever|yellow]] meat. They continue to breed inter-racially, then wonder where all their whiteyness has gone. Also, their birth rates are not too good. That means that white women are good for only one good thing: giving head. Since they can't pop out babies, they might as well suck them out of men.
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| ===[[Niggers]]===
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| [[Image:Metapedia Black crime.PNG|thumb|left|With all these [[nigga stole my bike|bike-stealing niggers]], you would think the article would be longer.]]
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| According to this gem of a site, the word nigger is not officially in use by modern [[niggers]]... oops, better not say that again or the [[Lemonparty|NAACP]] will look down upon our shenanigans. The truth is that a nigger is only called a nigger when that specific nigger is involved in nigger behavior. This behavior is coined as "[http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Niggers#Popular_Culture Typical Nigger Behavior]". Such behavior includes, but is not limited to, things that we're already familiar with, such as putting too much salt on a watermelon, getting mad at Church's Chicken for not giving them their chikinz, yelling at Oprah for not getting their Grilled Chinkinz (this also applies to fat [[italian|goombas]]), and impregnating young 14 year olds and not paying child support. It may also be noted that TNB is a term only widely used within certain racist communities on the web like niggermania.net and that the general population is totally unaware of the very existence of such a term or corresponding behavior.
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| In addition, "[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Negroes are found to possess penises an average 130% the length and 155% the girth of the average European, as well as showing a stunning value of 160% the "veininess."]] These differences are believed to be derived from the decreased intelligence and increased animal sex drive of the Negroid, with larger penises allowing for more efficient and brutal rape of children." In other words, niggers are AWW-RIGHTTT!!!
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| From an objective perspective, [[niggers]] are very helpful to our way of life. They steal our bikes when they are getting old and this forces us to buy new ones. They steal our cars and we file for a claim to get free monies. They break into our homes and kill our dogs, making it easier to go on that trip to Thailand and score uncut dope and shemale hookers. They bring laughter to our faces, smiles to our hearts, and greasy food to our local McDonald's menus. If there was no high demand for them they would not be in business.
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| ===[[Kikes]]===
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| [[Image:Metapedia Jews 1.PNG|thumb|right|They would stab them to death using those sharp noses.]]
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| Undoubtedly the most accurate section on the site but still riddled with mistakes. Like all white supremacists, [[holocaust|they are extremely proud of something that they claimed never happened and would like to see in action again]]. Evidently, the writers honestly believe that [http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Jewish_ritual_murder Jews used to cannibalize Christian children] despite the fact that [[Christfags]] are not Kosher due to the Eucharist.
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| Even though they believe white people and their sub-species are the only ones intelligent enough to know how to deal with money, Metapedia has a [[Zionism|strange fear]] that [http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Jewish_supremacism Jews consider themselves the master race], which is far more terrifying than a [[Obama|a nigger being president]].
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| Oddly, there is no mention anywhere on Metapedia of the fact that [[Jews did 9/11]].
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| ===[[Nazis]]===
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| [[Image:Metapedia holocaust 1.PNG|thumb|left|Yet again, Nazi sympathizers are being persecuted by an [[Nazis|oppressive political regime]].]]
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| Unlike Metapedia, ED has plenty of information regarding Nazis. These "gods among men" were once thought to be the ultimate salvation of mankind. They branded their party with the universal symbol of [[Swastika|peace and prosperity]], and proceeded to defeat the [[French]] in a blitzkrieg ground war. However, everyone knows that the French saw that coming and freely handed their muskets over to the invading troops while naked on the beach listening to [[Daft Punk]]. Oh, they also lost WW2 for everyone, outsourced their smartest [[nerds]] to develop atomic bombs for the [[Yankees]], and their Supreme Ayatollah [[Hitler|Hitlerasad]] [[an hero|an heroed]] when he heard ''The Internationale'' in the distance while on the toilet in the Führerbunker. Metapedia features [http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Nazi literally two sentences of text] dedicated to the subject of [[Nazi]]sm, the first of which states that Nazi "[[LOL WUT|is a politically correct term]]".
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| ==What Makes the Site Funny==
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| [[Image:Metapedia Australoid.PNG|thumb|It's funny because it's true.]]
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| *Blatantly racist statements without citations.
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| *Blatantly racist statements with citations.
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| *No [[dubious disclaimer]] whatsoever.
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| *Never ''quite'' stating that Hitler was right.
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| *[http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Revisionism_information The page that tells you how to avoid being prosecuted for denying the Holocaust].
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| *Obviously fucked-up numbers and statistics turned around to make [[Fact|Jews seem like bad people]].
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| *[http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Soviet Strange begrudging admiration for the former Soviet Union].
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| Plus their [[Sysops]] are more tard than [[Trap-kun]]. They get highly butthurt over their edits being corrected, as seen in the example below:
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| [[Image:Argentum 1976 Is A WikiFag.PNG|center|800px]]
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| At least even this [[Wikipedia|fagwiki]] acknowledges that [[Jews did WTC]]; however, this does not excuse them from pissing in the wind.
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| ==The Secret Behind the Site==
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| [[File:Big-Robo5.jpg|thumb|A prime example of the Aryan race, reflecting their great physical beauty and noble character.]]
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| Some may wonder how a wiki that tells its editors how to avoid being arrested for [[holocaust denial]] could possibly avoid persecution. The reason for this is clear: '''[[truth|the site is run by gay, black, Jewish feminists who have an agenda to give white people a bad name]]'''.
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| Those who do not believe this must ask Metapedia's editors to [[Pics or it didn't happen| provide a photograph]] to [[prove me wrong|prove us wrong]].
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| ==Trolling==
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| [[Image:Hitler's Encyclopedia.png|thumb|300px|In a nutshell.]]
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| As with all fundies, extremists and complete and utter nutjobs, the lovely people of Metapedia are [[sick fuck|so self-righteous and fucked up]] that they are often difficult to make fun of. However, this should not deter anyone from trying.
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| ===The Site Itself===
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| <big>If you are White:</big>
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| *Tell them you voted for [[Obama]].
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| *Offer to trade [[CP]].
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| <big>If you are Black:</big>
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| *Claim to be a white guy with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson's_syndrome Nelson's syndrome].
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| *[[The Great Black Dick Hoax|Show off your massive cock]], or just state how much larger your dick is than theirs.
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| *Take a photograph of yourself fucking white women.
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| <big>Other Techniques:</big>
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| *Show them the article about [[white people]].
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| *[http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume02/021/423.htm Provide proof of Hitler's homosexuality].
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| *Remind them a [[Abraham Lincoln|a white man]] freed the black slaves.
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| *Upload [[:File:BlessHitler.jpg|this file]] (just to confuse them).
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| ===Using the Site to Troll===
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| In only the five minutes or less it takes to troll these dumb rednecks, one comes to the conclusion that the Metapedia sysops are a bunch of fucktard n00bz. Pages that have been vandalized on the site have not been reverted, telling [[ED|us]] that [[13 year old boys]] run this fagwiki. Unless it is the truth that [[Chris-chan]] is the President of [[Borat|US and A]] — if so, God [[rape|help]] us all.
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| [[Image:trollbanned.jpg|thumb|left|Oh hai guise. If one gets B& this shows up on your user page. [[not|Really fucking funny.]]]]
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| '''[[PROTIP]]:''' The best sites that should be directed to Metapedia are:
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| *[[Liberal]] sites.
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| *[[Conservative]] sites (to watch them [[Not racist|backpedal]]).
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| *[[Black]] forums.
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| *[[Gay]] forums.
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| *[[Holocaust]] remembrance forums.
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| *To EDiots - if a [[butthurt]] [[lolcow]] complains (as they will) that ED=NAZIS, show them Metapedia.
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| <br>
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| [[Image:Metapedia.jpg|center|800px|thumb|'''And remember, vandalism is always welcome.''']]
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{needsmore|screenshots of trolling}}
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| {{cg|Metapedia Gallery|metagallery|center|<gallery widths="150px" heights="150px">
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| Image:Metapedia_Troll_-1_-_National_Alliance.PNG|Proving racists can still love teh cock.
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| Image:Mtcwc.JPG|Their article on [[Chris-chan]]. [http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler Srsly]
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| Image:Metapedia troll 1.PNG|Article on [[White People]]
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| Image:Metapedia troll 2.PNG|[[Nigger dick hoax|We all know that's a lie.]]
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| </gallery>|<gallery widths="150px" heights="150px">
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| Image:Metapedia troll 4.PNG|It's not often [[ED]] gives out free advertising
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| Image:Metapedia troll 3.PNG|They finally <s>have</s> had an article on [[Nazis]].
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| Image:Metapedia troll 5.PNG|An oldie but a goodie
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| Image:Metapedia troll 6.PNG|[[X? In my Y?|Faggots? In my supreme race?]]
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| Image:Metapedia troll 8.PNG|An image which is equally good for trolling ED.
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| Image:Metapedia troll 7.PNG|Never forget.
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| Image:Metapedia troll 9.PNG|[[Grawp|And of course . . .]]
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| Image:Nickgriffin-metapedia.jpg|[[Homosexual|Nick Griffin for what he really is]]
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| Image:Dickcheney-metapedia.jpg|The truth about Cheney
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| Image:Lulzevents-metapedia.jpg|[[Butthurt|*sniff*]]
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| Image:EURO-metapedia.jpg|With Russians in Memphis, black person can't stay fly.
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| Image:United states of america metapedia.png|[[Goatse]] is the new [[Wikipedia]].
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| Image:Metapod.gif|You're doing it wrong!
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| Image:Metapedia pussies.PNG|Judging by the dates they get vandalized quite often, and still don't have a clue how to deal with it.
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| Image:Imagememphiskelso2687russianpresentationjpg metapedia.png|They went on to delete even the good image... Metapedia definitely self-pwn3d.
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| Image:selftroll1.jpg|Metapedia trolls itself, putting an image of a bisexual child molester on its front page.
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| Image:Hitlerseconomicpolicy.png|Hitler showing his love for the people of the Third Reich.
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| Image:SemysaneMetapediaTrolled16.jpg|Metapedia jizzes its pants for [[Pokemon|POKEMANS]].
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| Image:Kazakhstan.jpg|Needed some more information, so I added [[Borat|notable residents]] and national anthem.
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| Image:Jtc.jpg
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| Image:score.jpg
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| Image:SemysaneMetapediaRound2Troll01.jpg|Gotta love gay Hitler, desu.
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| Image:Metatroll.JPG|Subtle vandalism is almost never reverted.
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| Image:Metatroll2.JPG|Further proof.
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| </gallery>|}}
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| ==Meet some Metapedia Admins==
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| <center>
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| <gallery>
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| Image:Shit Skinhead.gif|NatAll75
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| Image:Redneck Bubba.jpeg|Teutonic
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| Image:Redneck-toilet.jpg|Hu1
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| Image:Drip.jpg|Doktor Faustus
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| Image:Redneckstuds.jpg|Gunpowder and Dan
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| Image:Faggots234.jpg|Aurvandil, Hagal and Troy Southgate
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| Image:Glennbecknazi.jpg|[[Glenn Beck|Bh3u4m]]
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| Image:FatDude.jpg|M.1712
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| </gallery>
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| </center>
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Conservapedia]]- Not too far from this end of the spectrum
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| *[[Nazis]]
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| *[[White nationalism]]
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| *[[Wyatt Mann]] - The site's illustrator
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| *[[Serious Business]]
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| *[[Facts]]
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| *[[Nobel Prize for Racism]]
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| ==External links==
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| <center><small>Their e-mail</small>
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| *[http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Metapedia.org]
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| *[http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Metapedia:Mission_statement Their mission statement]
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| *[http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Jesus Jesus was NOT a Jew!]
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| *[http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/User:NatAll75 Their head sysop]
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| *[http://www.rense.com/general85/cau.htm A news article where the author ACTUALLY believes] [[Lies| the white race is dying]]
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