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Saturday the 13th of June [[2009]] ushered in a new era on [[Facebook|Failbook]]. The [[mods]] had finally given users the right to choose their own url names (www.facebook.com/efg, for Epic Fail Guy). Within minutes threads sprawled on [[B/|/b/]] with the winners and grinners of the best in first in first [[cum|served]] name choice of 2009.
Saturday the 13th of June [[2009]] ushered in a new era on [[Facebook|Failbook]]. The [[mods]] had finally given users the right to choose their own url names (www.facebook.com/efg, for Epic Fail Guy). Within minutes threads sprawled on [[b/|/b/]] with the winners and grinners of the best in first in first [[cum|served]] name choice of 2009.
 
== Winners ==


==Winners==
These are the professionals that set up accounts before hand and waited to take the name of their beloved [[memes]].
These are the professionals that set up accounts before hand and waited to take the name of their beloved [[memes]].
* http://www.facebook.com/grinman
* http://www.facebook.com/btard
* http://www.facebook.com/desudesudesu
* <s>http://www.facebook.com/shit.was.so.cash</s> [[baleeted]]
* http://www.facebook.com/newfag
* <s>http://www.facebook.com/mitchell.henderson</s> [[baleeted]]


==Runners Up==
* {{facebook|grinman}}
Close but no cigar.
* {{facebook|btard}}
* http://www.facebook.com/over9000
* {{facebook|desudesudesu}}
* <s>http://www.facebook.com/thegame</s> [[baleeted]]
* <s>{{facebook|shit.was.so.cash}}</s> [[baleeted]]
* <s>http://www.facebook.com/im12andwhatisthis</s> [[baleeted]]
* {{facebook|newfag}}
* http://www.facebook.com/meatspin
* <s>{{facebook|mitchell.henderson}}</s> [[baleeted]]
* http://www.facebook.com/lolcat
 
* http://www.facebook.com/lolumad
== Runners Up ==
* http://www.facebook.com/awesome.face
 
* http://www.facebook.com/i.wish.tobe.the.littlegirl
Close but no cigar.}}
* http://www.facebook.com/ashketchumfrompallettown <----------Known [[Camwhore]]
* http://www.facebook.com/trollin
* http://www.facebook.com/isthispermanent?
* <s>http://www.facebook.com/iamtheduck</s> [[baleeted]]
* http://www.facebook.com/epicfailguy
* http://www.facebook.com/AnHero


==[[do not want|Not sure if want]]==
* {{facebook|over9000}}
People already with their own personal accounts wanting to be in on the action and the [[Cancer]] that is killing [[B/|/b/]].
* <s>{{facebook|thegame}}</s> [[baleeted]]
* http://www.facebook.com/iliekmudkipz
* <s>{{facebook|im12andwhatisthis}}</s> [[baleeted]]
* http://www.facebook.com/feelsgoodman
* {{facebook|meatspin}}
* http://www.facebook.com/iwasphone
* {{facebook|lolcat}}
* http://www.facebook.com/desudesudesudesu
* {{facebook|lolumad }}
* <s>http://www.facebook.com/LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongCat</s> [[baleeted]]
* {{facebook|awesome.face}}
* http://www.facebook.com/tacgnol
* {{facebook|i.wish.tobe.the.littlegirl}}
* http://www.facebook.com/AwesomeDude
* {{facebook|ashketchumfrompallettown &larr; Known [[Camwhore]]
* http://www.facebook.com/candleja
* {{facebook|trollin}}
* http://www.facebook.com/mootles
* {{facebook|isthispermanent?}}
* http://www.facebook.com/diabeetus
* <s>{{facebook|iamtheduck}}</s> [[baleeted]]
* http://www.facebook.com/dickbutt
* {{facebook|epicfailguy}}
* http://www.facebook.com/flyingfetuses
* {{facebook|AnHero}}
* http://www.facebook.com/coolstorybro
 
* http://www.facebook.com/fsjal
== [[Do not want|Not sure if want]] ==
 
People already with their own personal accounts wanting to be in on the action and the [[Cancer]] that is killing [[b/|/b/]].}}
* {{facebook|iliekmudkipz}}
* {{facebook|feelsgoodman}}
* {{facebook|iwasphone}}
* {{facebook|desudesudesudesu}}
* <s>{{facebook|LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongCat}}</s> [[baleeted]]
* {{facebook|tacgnol}}
* {{facebook|AwesomeDude}}
* {{facebook|candleja}}
* {{facebook|mootles}}
* {{facebook|diabeetus}}
* {{facebook|dickbutt}}
* {{facebook|flyingfetuses}}
* {{facebook|coolstorybro}}
* {{facebook|fsjal}}


==Losers==
==Losers==
Namefags that have broke rules 1 and 2, and deserve to be trolled.  
Namefags that have broke rules 1 and 2, and deserve to be trolled. }}
* http://www.facebook.com/4chan.org
* {{facebook|4chan.org}}
* <s>http://www.facebook.com/4chanb</s> [[baleeted]]
* <s>{{facebook|4chanb}}</s> [[baleeted]]
* http://www.facebook.com/lostthegame
* {{facebook|lostthegame}}
* http://www.facebook.com/IJustLostTheGame
* {{facebook|IJustLostTheGame}}
* http://www.facebook.com/fourchan
* {{facebook|fourchan}}
* <s>http://www.facebook.com/fourchandotorg</s> [[baleeted]]
* <s>{{facebook|fourchandotorg}}</s> [[baleeted]]
 
== Biggest Faggot Ever ==


==Biggest Faggot Ever==
Some douchebag named Kevin Allard stole ED's name at 12:01am, the second that usernames were established
Some douchebag named Kevin Allard stole ED's name at 12:01am, the second that usernames were established
<s>
 
* http://www.facebook.com/encyclopediadramatica
<S>
* http://www.facebook.com/encyclopedia.dramatica</s> BALEETED
* {{facebook|encyclopediadramatica}}
* {{facebook|encyclopedia.dramatica}}
</S> BALEETED
 
His ID code is 1529117413. Just hack it for the lulz.
His ID code is 1529117413. Just hack it for the lulz.


==Real ED facebook==
== Real ED Facebook ==
[[goatse|link embed here]]
 
==See Also==
* [[Goatse]]
*[[The Great LiveJournal Strikethrough of 2007]]
 
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== See Also ==
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* [[The Great LiveJournal Strikethrough of 2007]]
 
 
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[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
[[Category:Facebook]]
[[Category:Facebook]]

Revision as of 22:28, 22 October 2015

Saturday the 13th of June 2009 ushered in a new era on Failbook. The mods had finally given users the right to choose their own url names (www.facebook.com/efg, for Epic Fail Guy). Within minutes threads sprawled on /b/ with the winners and grinners of the best in first in first served name choice of 2009.

Winners

These are the professionals that set up accounts before hand and waited to take the name of their beloved memes.

Runners Up

Close but no cigar.}}

Not sure if want

People already with their own personal accounts wanting to be in on the action and the Cancer that is killing /b/. ashketchumfrompallettown ← Known Camwhore

Not sure if want

People already with their own personal accounts wanting to be in on the action and the Cancer that is killing /b/.]

Losers

Namefags that have broke rules 1 and 2, and deserve to be trolled. }}

Biggest Faggot Ever

Some douchebag named Kevin Allard stole ED's name at 12:01am, the second that usernames were established

BALEETED

His ID code is 1529117413. Just hack it for the lulz.

Real ED Facebook

See Also


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