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[[Image:mandowanted.jpg|200px|thumb|right|These can be seen around MandoPony's hometown of Vancouver. No arrest has been made yet.]]
[[Image:mandowanted.jpg|200px|thumb|right|These can be seen around MandoPony's hometown of Vancouver. He has da swag.]]
Andy Stein{{jew}} (better known by his stage name MandoPony) is a shitty [[neckbeard|amateur musician]] who makes [[gay|fan]] music for [[My Little Pony]] and [[Basement Dweller|lives in his mother's basement]]. Also known as MandoPedo, BlandoPony, Mama's Boy Mando, and "The Man Who Fucked Michelle Creber", he has done absolutely nothing useful with his life and is only known in the [[bronies|brony community]] because he is a huge drama queen and regularly brown-noses all of the people who work on the show.
Andy Stein. MandoPony is the pseudonym of an American brony musician. The name refers to his favored instrument, the mandolin,[1] but he also plays a variety of other instruments including the guitar and the piano.[2] He became a fan of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic around July 2011.[2] His first published MLP cover was Winter Wrap Up, posted on YouTube in October 5, 2011. The MandoPony YouTube channel was created a week later. A collection of pony-themed songs (including some alternates and instrumental versions) was released on Bandcamp on May 18, 2012.
While Mandopony has made more than his share of [[shit|god-awful brony music]], his most notable claim to fame so far has been [[butthurt|overreacting horribly]] to internet rumours that he's a pedophile (which happen to be true).
== Andy Stein, Ass-Kisser Extraordinaire ==
== Andy Stein, Brony Musician Extraordinaire ==
[[Image:mandodicky.png|200px|thumb|right|Andy Stein- the brony fandom's favourite homosexual.]]
He was one of several brony musicians mentioned specifically by the Friendship is Magic's primary song composer Daniel Ingram during a Skype interview at BroNYcon 2012.[3] He has also collaborated with Michelle Creber, Apple Bloom's voice actress, on two charity covers.[4] He was a guest host for an Everfree Radio interview with show composer William Anderson, who complimented him on his work. MandoPony also co-wrote the script and music for the fanmade animation Epic Wub Time, as well as being in charge of the storyboard for that animation.
Andy Stein begun his musical career making original songs about the hit TV show [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]. It's a cartoon for little girls that, for some screwed up reason, has garnered a [[bronies|huge fandom]] of socially inept young men. Under the pseudonym "MandoPony", he made many songs on his YouTube channel, eventually deciding that he wanted to go pro. Unfortunately, talent scouts in the music industry tend not to give a shit about guys who look like child molesters and sing songs about magical ponies from little girls' cartoons.
In the summer, he played mandolin for show musician William Anderson on a short cue for an episode of the third season;[5][6][7][8] MandoPony wrote in early November 2012 that "Apparently it's in the season finale this year"[9] and that it "almost didn't happen" as it was "extremely lucky" that their schedules coincided for it;[10] however, Anderson ended up not having any role in the episode at all, as Daniel Ingram and Steffan Andrews received the only music credit. MandoPony later confirmed that his mandolin part was cut along with William Anderson's work when the music production shifted entirely to Ingram and Andrews.[11]
This presented a hurdle for his career. But, as every aspiring entertainer knows, if you want to get ahead in showbiz but are too mediocre to do it, you can compensate for your lack of talent by sucking the occasional dick, literally or otherwise. MandoPony's solution to this problem was to make a bunch of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdPXYJDc_Eo these videos] and to heap piles of praise upon the My Little Pony staff when they showed up at [[furries|brony conventions]], while [[Whore|whoring himself out]] as well, of course. He also got as many guest roles as he could on brony radio shows, which was quite easy because very few people were [[fags|willing to take the ego hit that would entail]]. Not Mando, though! As a last ditch maneuver to promote himself, he managed to summon up the courage to [[cunnilingus|go down]] on MLP creator [[Lauren Faust|Lauren Faust's]] unwashed, trouty twat (thanks, feminism!), [[Feminazi|a joy she hadn't experienced since 1993]]. This helped get him in her good graces as well as those of many of the show's writers and animators. Over time, he has gotten increasingly bigger roles in writing music for My Little Pony and other shows on The Hub. He considers this a [[LOL|mark of success]], apparently not realizing that writing songs for little girls' cartoons is almost as close to the bottom of the barrel as you can get.
In March 2013, MandoPony recorded vocals for a song for an episode of Littlest Pet Shop titled "Miss Anna T, If You Please".[12]
Sadly, MandoPony's professional reputation would soon be forever tarnished by a series of internet scandals revolving around a certain, unsavoury rumour about him.
== A long way from Equestria ==
== The Saga of MandoPedo ==
In November 2011, MandoPony posted the "demo" of a new song on his YouTube channel. It is purely vocal and acoustic and was reportedly created within a day, as a reaction to encountering "MLP haters" on the internet.[2] A more fully orchestrated version was released two months later, with MandoBrony's vocals accompanied by the British duo AcousticBrony.
The lyrics concern two people, one male, one female, who are ridiculed and put down for attempting to counter the cynicism prevalent in "this world of ours". The refrain states twice that "we're a long way from Equestria" before the speaker defiantly proclaims that he or she won't give up and will try to make the world better and "more like Equestria".
At some point in mid-October of 2012, a bored anon down in 4chan's [[Hell|/mlp/ board]] decided to start a thread claiming MandoPony was a child molester. The basis for this was that he frequently hangs out with [[Loli|Michelle Creber]], one of My Little Pony's underage voice actresses and an aspiring [[Jailbait|musician]] herself. [[Some argue|One may be inclined]] to consider this suspicious, but only if [[basement dweller|one spends a lot of time on 4chan]], or (at the risk of sounding redundant) happens to be [[You|an actual child molester]].
/mlp/, being the [[sarcasm|civilized, morally upright environment]] that it is, [[Truth|doesn't give two shits about pedophilia]], and many of its members are keen to imagine [[Surprise Sex|pounding the shit]] out of Michelle Creber's tight little preteen pussy. Consequently, the thread got 3 ho-hum replies and promptly 404'ed, but not before being archived. Due to MandoPony's [[Loser|near-total lack of online popularity]] up to this point, the archived thread became the first result you got when Googling his name combined with "4chan." As fortune would have it, one fine Sunday afternoon about a month later, MandoPony received a tweet from a [[faggot|mischievous anon]] inviting him to Google his name and 4chan, "just to see what would happen." He did so, only to discover a rather appalling bunch of internet comments claiming he was shacking up with his preteen protégé.
This proved particularly distressing to him because he actually was. You see, MandoPony spent most of his life being [[Retarded|homeschooled]] by his [[Jew|over-protective]] mother, and never developed the social skills or experience needed to not be a total loser. Even by the age of 23, [[forever alone|he had never left home and never had the privilege of seeing a pussy for realsies]] other than when his mom got drunk after her frequent one-night-stands and passed out on the couch. Dear Michelle was the first girl he ever really got to know, and her young age and inexperience made him feel better about his own immaturity and abysmally small pencil dick. It all began when he saw this video, and from that point onward, he could deny his lust for her no longer:
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After winning her over Humbert-Style with promises of cash and candy, they had frequent trysts down in Michelle's mansion while her [[Rich people|parents were away on business]]. They tried to be discreet, of course, but our friend was never exactly much of a gentleman, to say the least. So, after seeing the thread about his...proclivities, MandoPony began to fear that [[Anonymous]] had sussed him out.
=== Implausible Deniability ===
Realizing that he had to take control of the situation, MandoPony took to [[Twitter]] and voiced his disgust about people on the internet saying he was a pedophile. This had the [[Irony|ironic effect]] of making /mlp/'s denizens realize that they had actually been right, and that MandoPony would wind up being a great source of [[lulz]]. With the aid of the [[GNAA]], /mlp/ began a mighty trolling crusade against him, dubbing him "MandoPedo", spamming his Twitter and [[Deviantart]] with lewd comments and making [[Rule 34|suggestive pictures]] of him and his pre-pubescent paramour.
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As it happens, MandoPony's mom is also on Twitter under the name "MandoMommy" (shoot me), and took to [[White knighting|defending her son's honour]] on the internet, claiming that she would sue 4chan for libel. Unfortunately, if she had bothered to read up on libel laws, she would have realized that libel is only libel if it isn't true. In order for MandoPony's libel suit to succeed, he'd have to prove that he isn't a pedophile, and his picture alone would probably have that case thrown out. Plus, as many have figured out before, you can't sue 4chan, no matter how much [[Jessi Slaughter|backtracing]] you do.
=== It's Time To Go Deeper ===
[[Image:mandosibsy3.jpg|thumb|Blessings on the happy couple.]]
To further conceal his true desires, MandoPony began spending time with Sabrina "Sibsy" Alberghetti, an animator who works on My Little Pony and also has an evening job as an [[Whore|escort]]. He paid her to pose with him for pictures and at brony conventions to create the illusion that he has a girlfriend, and is thusly [[Bullshit|not a pedophile or a loser]]. While Lady Sibsy is used to dealing with her share of [[You|awkward clientele]], MandoPony's social retardation proved too uncomfortable even for her, as evidenced by the fact that she has the thousand-yard stare in all of their pictures together.
As you might imagine, this wasn't enough to turn the tide of trolls. They continued to harangue him for months, and sure enough, MandoPony continued to create giant piles of [[butthurt|drama]] whenever someone brought up the MandoPedo scandal. This made him an enormously popular target for [[Newfag|newfags]]. Even if you had no more wit than a brick, the most boringly cliché of troll quips would set him off. This caused /mlp/'s younger demographic to [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/b/ constantly create unfunny threads about him in which no new content was being produced, no new ideas were being put forth, and people continued to say the same tired old things and post the same tired old pictures]. It wasn't long before most people on /mlp/ got sick of the whole ordeal and stopped replying to the threads. Eventually, /mlp/ got some more competent [[niggers|mods]], who now delete all MandoPedo threads because they stopped being funny in 2012.
== The Calm After the Storm ==
[[Image:mandoapple.jpg|thumb|An Applebloom a day, and the doctor gets his pay.]]
In recent months, the MandoPedo trolls have let up significantly, allowing MandoPony to focus more on his entertainment career. His recent exploits include [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y4AHbBXoaE making a song for Littlest Pet Shop] (a.k.a. My Little Pony v2), and guest starring on Michelle Creber's YouTube show, "Speedy and Stretch", which is inspired by [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prsle8KDDsE&t=3m29s their sex life]. Yet, the trolls still lurk in the wings, waiting for the perfect moment to jump out of the woodwork and assault poor Mando with a barrage of stupid internet comments and badly drawn pictures of his [[fursona|OC Pony]] fucking Applebloom.
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== Gallery ==
{{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg1|center|<gallery>
Image:mandopedotime.png|One of many pictures 4chan made in honour of MandoPedo.
Image:glorytothemando.jpeg|MandoPony gloats over his 2-for-1 Creber Special
Image:mandosibsy1.jpg|More pictures of the happy couple
Image:mandosibsy2.jpg|Doesn't she look positively enchanted?
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:mcreberitssobig.jpg|As we all know, MandoPony will have a lot of trouble fitting in now.
Image:michelleswardrobe.jpg|Tact was never his strong suit.
Image:wouldyoublamemando.jpg|"I'll give you a discount."
Image:Mandopony_tumblr.png|Even other bronies hate him because he thinks he knows [[Lauren Faust|their God]] better than they do.
</gallery>}}
== External Links ==
*{{ytuser|MandoPony}}
*{{twitter|MandoPony}} - Make sure to ask him if Michelle still likes it in the ass.
*{{twitter|MandoMommy|MandoPony's "Mommy"}}
*{{dauser|mandopony}} - MandoPony's Deviantart and greatest haven of autistic stupidity
*{{ytuser|MichelleCreber|Michelle Creber's YouTube Channel}} - Which often features Mando. It also has a video of her pants falling down.
== See Also ==
* [[Twitter]]
* [[Deviantart]]
* [[Pedophilia]]
* [[Autism]]
* [[Loser]]
* [[Jew]]
* [[Forever Alone]]
* [[Maxveers]]
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{{music}}
{{furfaggotry}}
{{MLP}}
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[[Category:Faggotry]]
[[Category:Sex]]
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
[[Category:Subcultures]]
{{Timeline|Featured article May 23 & 24, [[2013]]|[[Thanks Obama]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Adriel Hampton]]}}
Revision as of 09:04, 18 July 2013
These can be seen around MandoPony's hometown of Vancouver. He has da swag.
Andy Stein. MandoPony is the pseudonym of an American brony musician. The name refers to his favored instrument, the mandolin,[1] but he also plays a variety of other instruments including the guitar and the piano.[2] He became a fan of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic around July 2011.[2] His first published MLP cover was Winter Wrap Up, posted on YouTube in October 5, 2011. The MandoPony YouTube channel was created a week later. A collection of pony-themed songs (including some alternates and instrumental versions) was released on Bandcamp on May 18, 2012.
Andy Stein, Brony Musician Extraordinaire
He was one of several brony musicians mentioned specifically by the Friendship is Magic's primary song composer Daniel Ingram during a Skype interview at BroNYcon 2012.[3] He has also collaborated with Michelle Creber, Apple Bloom's voice actress, on two charity covers.[4] He was a guest host for an Everfree Radio interview with show composer William Anderson, who complimented him on his work. MandoPony also co-wrote the script and music for the fanmade animation Epic Wub Time, as well as being in charge of the storyboard for that animation.
In the summer, he played mandolin for show musician William Anderson on a short cue for an episode of the third season;[5][6][7][8] MandoPony wrote in early November 2012 that "Apparently it's in the season finale this year"[9] and that it "almost didn't happen" as it was "extremely lucky" that their schedules coincided for it;[10] however, Anderson ended up not having any role in the episode at all, as Daniel Ingram and Steffan Andrews received the only music credit. MandoPony later confirmed that his mandolin part was cut along with William Anderson's work when the music production shifted entirely to Ingram and Andrews.[11]
In March 2013, MandoPony recorded vocals for a song for an episode of Littlest Pet Shop titled "Miss Anna T, If You Please".[12]
A long way from Equestria
In November 2011, MandoPony posted the "demo" of a new song on his YouTube channel. It is purely vocal and acoustic and was reportedly created within a day, as a reaction to encountering "MLP haters" on the internet.[2] A more fully orchestrated version was released two months later, with MandoBrony's vocals accompanied by the British duo AcousticBrony.
The lyrics concern two people, one male, one female, who are ridiculed and put down for attempting to counter the cynicism prevalent in "this world of ours". The refrain states twice that "we're a long way from Equestria" before the speaker defiantly proclaims that he or she won't give up and will try to make the world better and "more like Equestria".
